Official Rdub's Bachelor Party/Weekend of Debauchery Thread

[Mike D.]

It goes from bad to worse.  I'm not impressed with the Bellagio.  We can only accomodate 4 people in the limo from the airport.  The others will have to take cabs.

[Mike D.]

Also, Dub- are you on Delta flight 1689 out of atlanta?  That's what I gave as our arrival time.

[fknmclane]

It goes from bad to worse.  I'm not impressed with the Bellagio.  We can only accomodate 4 people in the Lincoln Towncar from the airport.  The others will have to take cabs.

The Bellagio has to have some sort of free shuttle to get to the airport.

[BDawk]

From what I remember...a cab was like 20 bucks from the airport...I went to Paris Las Vegas which is across the street from the Bellagio...just take the cab

[Kane]

Silly Bdawk, Paris is in France.

[fknmclane]

My parents/relatives don't arrive in Vegas until Saturday late morning so I may have to skip the last couple holes of golf and catch a cab or something to meet them. 

[fightonusc]

My parents/relatives don't arrive in Vegas until Saturday late morning so I may have to skip the last couple holes of golf and catch a cab or something to meet them. 

Band?

[j train]

Rdub, in light of all of the pussiness going on rgarding the Greatest weekend ever I am prepared sacrifice a kidney and possibly one or both of my eyes for you to have a good time.....Can you gamble on Russian Roulette?

[Mike D.]

The amount of vagina having by many attendees is disappointing.  I am prepared to die in Vegas if needs be.  Also, I don't want RDub being a pussy on his weekend.  The man should be drinking like a fish until he blacks out and does something he regrets.

[rdub]

what happened to 6 in the limo?

whatever.

and $20 between 3 or 4 people in a cab is no big deal.

[rdub]

My parents/relatives don't arrive in Vegas until Saturday late morning so I may have to skip the last couple holes of golf and catch a cab or something to meet them. 

is Mclane shitting us here?

[rdub]

Also, Dub- are you on Delta flight 1689 out of atlanta?  That's what I gave as our arrival time.

yup, that's me.


And for the record, I plan on being completely wasted and in vintage form each night, however, I can ill afford to be shit canned out of my mind at 3 pm Friday or you can guarantee I will be passed out by dinner and absolutely sick to my stomach.

[Mike D.]

My parents/relatives don't arrive in Vegas until Saturday late morning so I may have to skip the last couple holes of golf and catch a cab or something to meet them. 

is Mclane shitting us here?

Yeah, I'm hoping so.  I think at this point it's fully acceptable to say "Hey, I wish we could meet up but I'm there for my buddies bachelor party and we've had this planned for months.  Maybe you should have told me more than a week before this was happening.  Have fun.  I'll catch you next time."

[j train]

He should follow this up with punching his dad in the face to show that he means business.

[rdub]

"Hey guys, Pretty much every moment of my weekend has been planned and I owe it to my friend to hang out with him because I'm skipping his wedding but you know what? I think I might just forgo the big steak dinner and strip clubs Saturday night because I haven't seen any of you, in what? weeks? I might be running a little late because my cunt has been bleeding worse than normal and I'll need to stop and get some sanitary napkins. Also, I seem to have sat in sand somewhere (lol, don't know how I did that) and I'll need to get some special lavender scented soap to wash out my gash."

[fknmclane]

"Hey guys, Pretty much every moment of my weekend has been planned and I owe it to my friend to hang out with him because I'm skipping his wedding but you know what? I think I might just forgo the big steak dinner and strip clubs Saturday night because I haven't seen any of you, in what? weeks? I might be running a little late because my cunt has been bleeding worse than normal and I'll need to stop and get some sanitary napkins. Also, I seem to have sat in sand somewhere (lol, don't know how I did that) and I'll need to get some special lavender scented soap to wash out my gash."

ENFORCER

[Reds]

"Hey guys, Pretty much every moment of my weekend has been planned and I owe it to my friend to hang out with him because I'm skipping his wedding but you know what? I think I might just forgo the big steak dinner and strip clubs Saturday night because I haven't seen any of you, in what? weeks? I might be running a little late because my cunt has been bleeding worse than normal and I'll need to stop and get some sanitary napkins. Also, I seem to have sat in sand somewhere (lol, don't know how I did that) and I'll need to get some special lavender scented soap to wash out my gash."

maybe the first in the history on the news board...

[rdub]

I went over to my bank's branch in the building across the street. I withdrew a grand and asked for $200 hundred of it in singles.

[fknmclane]

I went over to my bank's branch in the building across the street. I withdrew a grand and asked for $200 hundred of it in singles.

Got $200 hundred dollars from a contest at work today (not much but it's $200 hundred dollars I didn't have before.)  The Saint is taking out $600 hundred dollars for me today.  I also have a jury duty check for $18 dollars.  So I got that going for me...which is nice.

[rdub]

good, sounds like everyone will have a fair of amount walking around money (save for the twins who are as broke as you'ld expect full time student, part-time jobbers)