El Perfecto w/ Dave Smith - no K's

[Shooty]

Is this a first?  A Perfect game against the computer with no K's. 

[BeefMaster]

Dryden did it a couple years ago, with Nolan Ryan, I think... you certainly did it with a crappier pitcher.

[Shooty]

Dryden did it a couple years ago, with Nolan Ryan, I think... you certainly did it with a crappier pitcher.

I searched and couldn't find anything.  I did see that Dryden threw a perfect game with Ryan but that was with 27 K's not 0.

[BeefMaster]

Ah, I had it backward, then.  In that case, I'm not sure whether this has been done or not, although I know people have tried.

[Gantry]

Well played Shooty, well played....

[fknmclane]

Your striking out against the computer really hurts the awesomeness of this accomplishment.  Loser.

[Shooty]

Your striking out against the computer really hurts the awesomeness of this accomplishment.  Loser.

Yeah, but after I got 9 runs, I stopped even swinging for stuff in case I accidentally hit a homer...so at least I have some kind of excuse.

[Gantry]

And why did it take you 6 innings to get 9 runs? 

[GDavis]

Wow, you guys are being pretty rough on SB.

[Gantry]

Yeah, we must belittle those that accomplish more than us - it's the american way

[BeefMaster]

Yeah, we must belittle those that accomplish more than us - it's the american way

Especially when those accomplishments are done by foreigners.

[Shooty]

I don't think you people realize what an important even this is.  This is bigger than the moon landing and 9/11 combined.

[fightonusc]

So you're saying that your perfect game is an elaborate hoax that is part of some global conspiracy?

[TβG]

So you're saying that your perfect game is an elaborate hoax that is part of some global conspiracy?

i agree.  shooty is a WITCH!!

[fknmclane]

Evil bitch

[Gantry]

I don't get it...

[Big Hath]

are those children or old men?

Are they under some sort of spell?

so many questions . . .

[Gantry]

Definitely a children's book and the pic looks familiar, but outside of that I'm stumped....

[Mike D.]

Some sort of Roald Dahl, I'm sure.

[fknmclane]

I don't get it...

But I do.  And that's really all that matters.

are those children or old men?

Witches.

Are they under some sort of spell?

No.  They're underlings.

so many questions . . .

How else can I help?

Some sort of Roald Dahl, I'm sure.

The Witches.  Correct.