happy berfday attezz

[nomaaa]

you fuck.

[moses]

Happy belated birthday Attezzzzzzzzz

[TempoGL]

i hope that you have 435749074029345092345 more birthdays after this!

[Kane]

You spelled birthday wrong.

[Mike D.]

Obamerica, Kane.

Happy birthday AtezzmohgsdpnhovnaORvksfdnlkFDnvLNfdjvbroeug0924rndsvn lkm

[Attezz]

Thanks guys!

Being 25 now means I have between now and January 20th to get into a new insurance policy before all the discounts are taken away.

[Mike D.]

You're only 25?  Fucker.

[TempoGL]

You're only 25?  You look much older.

[Attezz]

Distinguished.

[Gantry]

25 is fkn young...

[fknmclane]

25 is fkn young...

Agreed.  Fuck you, Attezz.

[Attezz]

At what point do I start getting offended by people not believing I'm 25?

I guess this is what happens when you stop playing organized sports, get really fat, smoke for 6 straight years, and drink heavily three times a week.

[nomaaa]

25 seems a lot older than 19, but it really isn't.

attezz, tell me you didn't use to be really skinny.

[Nacho]

25 seems a lot older than 19, but it really isn't.

I'm 26, and 19 seems like it was a million years ago.  I'd say 19 was the best age, save for the fact that I was completely terrified talking to women at that age.

[nomaaa]

i am definitely enjoying myself, but why would you say that 19 is the best?

[Attezz]

attezz, tell me you didn't use to be really skinny.

I used to be in very good shape, soccer player shape (think more Ronaldo as opposed to Peter Crouch).

Now...I get winded playing tennis soccer.

[Nacho]

i am definitely enjoying myself, but why would you say that 19 is the best?

Not sure why.  It was just a good time for me.  I was a sophomore in college, didn't have to take classes seriously yet, I studied abroad that year (and you should too), smoked lots of pot (still do, I guess), etc.  Not that I can really complain about my twenties so far, either.

[Attezz]

17 was awesome for me, I was getting away with weird comedy because I still looked young, yet still getting hotel rooms comped and smoking up after shows, also hanging out with 30+ year old comics will get you served at just about any bar, and they make it a point to help get you laid.

Everything was downhill from there.

[broiler]

if you shaved you would look younger

[nomaaa]

i am definitely enjoying myself, but why would you say that 19 is the best?

Not sure why.  It was just a good time for me.  I was a sophomore in college, didn't have to take classes seriously yet, I studied abroad that year (and you should too), smoked lots of pot (still do, I guess), etc.  Not that I can really complain about my twenties so far, either.

i overload on classes since i have two majors and work, but it's at a recording studio so i can't really complain. smoke every day. mack on cuties (which i'm about to go do now) and i can't really complain. i'm going to make it an effort to make every year of my existence alive the best year i've ever had.