Estoy in Colombia

[Nacho]

Got into Bogota last night.  I'm staying in about as nice of a neighborhood as I've ever seen.  Apparently the Attorney General lives across the street, and the former President lives down the block.  More details later.

[Kane]

Try not to get kidnapped!

[Nacho]

I'm not exactly worth much.

[ultimate7]

Dee-Nee could probably come up with about $200 to secure your release

[Mike D.]

Ummm....can you find me something if I send you some cash?

[Reds]

You'll recieve a phone call at midnight.  Follow the man's instructions to a tee, get the package, and get it through customs.  There will be a decent reward for you if you pull this off.

[Gantry]

Como es la cocina de Colombia?  Estas comiendo?

[nomaaa]

Ummm....can you find me something if I send you some cash?

[BeefMaster]

How much can you fit in your rectum?

[TβG]

come se dice "patchouli" en espanol?

[Re-Peat]

I've tried cocaine, and I don't have any urge to do it again...

I would love to get my hands on some raw coca leaves though.  Apparently they can be "chewed" like tobacco for a solid little buzz.

[Gantry]

Chewing on leaves for a slight buzz, that sounds awesome.  They have this thing called Southern Comfort, please try it one day...

[Re-Peat]

Chewing on leaves for a slight buzz, that sounds awesome.  They have this thing called Southern Comfort, please try it one day...

Well, I enjoy chewing on tobacco leaves for a nicotine buzz, so why not chew on coca leaves for a different kind of buzz?  It's obviously not near as potent as refined cocaine, but it's supposed to be roughly tantamount to a cup of strong coffee.

Southern Comfort is disgusting shit...  I'll stick with Wild Turkey, thanks.

[Gantry]

Actually, SoCo is much better.  Science and stuff...

[Re-Peat]

Actually, SoCo is much better.  Science and stuff...

Nothing here but pure, unadulterated lies.

[Flood]

Actually, SoCo is much better.  Science and stuff...

"I heard the jury is still out on science."  -  Gob Bluthe

[erhajj]

why the fuck are you in my mother's homeland?

[nomaaa]

read miked's post

[Reds]

real men drink jim beam anyways. turkey is for hillbillys, soco is for queers.

[fightonusc]

real men drink jim beam anyways. turkey is for hillbillys, soco is for queers.

So do you mix the Wild Turkey and SoCo together?