FRBI V World Series

[Darky]

I'm pleasantly surprised that the Cunts have been in a funk. Unbelievable. I keep waiting for that big inning or innings that you guys usually put together with the sticks. We've held you under 10 runs in two games now. Did not expect that even with my quality SP's.

No worries, I'm sure you guys will score 20+ runs tonight...

But my SP's have brought their good shit to this series so far. I'm sure they'll melt down tonight..

[Darky]

Game 4 ROM attached.

11:30 PM  game time, 4:30 PM Chicago time, 4:36 PM Dee Nee clock.

Pivotal game here. It'll be rockin' at the Imperial Center, our fans are hungry and already tailgating...will be loud and very unfriendly to the Cunts. Batteries will be thrown...

[Darky]

Game 4 in the books...



There were some problems with the memory stick later on during the recording, but it should be real easy to figure out who won...not that much is missing.

[Mike D.]

Wow.  Cunt power.

Our third base coach should be shot in the head.

[Darky]

That was the first time we've been mercy rule'd all year. Unbelievable. The hits never stopped and that was torture to watch. I hate losing like that...getting killed. You guys broke out big time. Crazy shit.  Game 5...can't wait. I think the Empire is do for an offensive explosion like that. We haven't scored many runs in this series, and it's coming...

Good win btw...

[Nacho]

Holy shit, our offense was on but that was really fucking poor baserunning.  I think we were thrown out or tagged out 5 or 6 times trying to advance to 3rd or home.  We were very lucky to score so many runs, and I think we'd have scored 40 if not for the baserunning mistakes.

[Darky]

Sally Cunts annihilate Galactic Empire, even up the series


Imperial Center (AP) - The Sally Cunts broke out of their slump in a big way in game 4 and used a 13 run seventh inning to embarrass  the host Empire 27-11 and even up the series at 2.

Wall Joyner blasted 3 shots and drove in 6 runners while B.Madlck went a perfect 6-6 at the plate with 2 HR's, 3 doubles and 6 RBI's to lead the way for the Cunt offense.

J.Morris, considered to be one of the best FRBI pitchers, was rocked for 15 earned runs off 19 hits in his long relief appearance. The ERA leader from the regular season gave up 12 hits, 3 HR's and 13 runs in the seventh inning. The inning seemingly never ended with a fury of hits coming batter after batter from the dangerous Cunt hitters.

F.Vlnzla pitched superbly in his long relief appearance as he only gave up 2 runs on 4 hits in his 3 innings of sharp work and not allowing the Empire to threaten at all.

The Sally Cunts, who scored 26 total runs in games 1-3, finally showed the FRBI world of it's capabilities that has been instrumental in getting them to the FRBI V World Series. The Empire, who had not been mercy ruled all year, suffered their first of the year and the timing could not be better for the Cunts.

Co-manager Nacho summarized his thoughts to the media, "We were very lucky to score so many runs, and I think we'd have scored 40 if not for the baserunning mistakes." Mike D made a quick statement to the press, "Wow.  Cunt power. Our third base coach should be shot in the head".

"That was the first time we've been mercy rule'd all year. Unbelievable. The hits never stopped and that was torture to watch." said a disappointed Darkside.

The two teams will square off again tonight at Imperial Center before the series moves back to Boston.

Series tied at 2

[Mike D.]

BLOCKBUSTER LINEUP CHANGE ANNOUNCED!!!!!

Nacho and Mike D would like to make the following changes to the Sally Cunt Lineup:

Please elevate Wally Joyner to leadoff, move Lopes to 8th, Ripken to 7th and Laudner to 6th.

[Gantry]

WOW!!!

[Mike D.]

Oh we went there.

[Darky]

Game 5 ROM attached

Bold changes there Sally Cunts...

Game time same as last night.

Friday and Saturday are travel days (I'll be out of town playing in my Swedish league). Game 6 will have to wait until Sunday night.

The Force will be with us tonight...

[Reds]

is there any doubt this goes seven and darkside's team wins?

[Big Hath]

even though I've already clicked the "new" tag a couple of times for this thread, GoReds post still shows up as new

GoReds = so fresh

[Attezz]

even though I've already clicked the "new" tag a couple of times for this thread, GoReds post still shows up as new

GoReds = so fresh

Same here.

[Darky]

is there any doubt this goes seven and darkside's team wins?

I'd rather win it in 6 games. But I appreciate your faith in the Empire Reds! Check out the youtube videos for once to see that the games are genuine. It's air tight proof that clearly shows there is no cheating going on. But then again, my mind powers and use of the Force is scary. Just didn't work last night. But I am using the power of visualization every pitch and every at-bat. It's a skill man.  Anyways, I can care less what the skeptics say, I can't control that. But the proof is there and it's airtight. These games are fair and square. Absolutely no cheating or covert shit is going on, I wanna fuckin win this thing the way it should be won. That's why game times are announced, the game is recorded on my camera, the times are shown, and the source profile of the zip matches the announced time. Get it fuckhead? If it helps at all, I never used steroids. Never even thought of it. Fair.and.square.


Anyways, the series is okay so far. Only one tight game so far, but there is a lot of ball left. It's cool that's it's 2-2, but I'd would have rather swept the Cunts.

I think both teams are great teams and are the two teams who deserve to be in the WS.  Whatever happens once I hit that record button, is beyond my control. It makes it pretty exciting to watch your designed team battle it out and win...fair and square.
The difference in this series will be how many hits the pitchers and 8-holes get, double plays, put-outs from LF on first to third situations, and would be fielder's choices that turn out to be hits because of the retarded computer play...basically anything that extends an inning and who gets more of them.

Both teams have good pitching, high contact ratings, good power, and good speed. It's a good match-up.

[Darky]

Game 5 in the books...

[Nacho]

Now that was CUNTS baseball through and through.  Great pitching, good fielding, good hitting.

ONE MORE WIN!!!!

[Mike D.]

CUNTED!!!!!!!!!!!

[Darky]

Despicable...

No fuckin way. We came out so flat.

Aint shit over. The Empire plays it's best ball with our backs to the wall.

I knew I should have used PYT as the background music in the beginning of the youtube telecast...that ghostbuster shit brought bad vibes.

[Nacho]

We jumped off to a good start, though the Empire really stopped the bleeding and got out of the first inning with little damage.  Regardless, the roster move seemed to really spark the top of the order.  Still had some baserunning problems, but not as horrendous as last game.