happy birthday jamey baxter

[nomaaa]

32 years! and how!

[Big Hath]

War Eagle!

[Attezz]

Fightin' the pussy off with a stick?

[fightonusc]

[TβG]

why is that shirt on top of a box?  or is it behind a podium?

either way, it has no business running for president.

[fightonusc]

I prefer to think it's shouting random Bible quotes at the pigeons somewhere in downtown S.F.

[TβG]

alright, now i'm OK with it.

[fathedX]

I will eat at Chick-Fil-A in his honor.

[BDawk]

I will not have sex tonight in his honor

[Nacho]

I will get hated by Strassy tonight in his honor.

[TβG]

I will not have sex tonight in his honor

done.

[rdub]

best birthday thread ever.

[bonny]

[TβG]

neck and shoulder massage with a machine?  bdawk would be SO pissed!

[TempoGL]

I will get hated by Strassy tonight in his honor.

you're gonna have to try harder than that, sunshine.

and there is nothing wrong with wearing pink.  i own three pink shirts.  however, there is something wrong with wearing a lime green polo, which was clearly the only color ralph lauren polo that TJ Maxx had on the clearance rack.

[Nacho]

there is something wrong with wearing a lime green polo

But lime green t-shirts are okay?

[TβG]

what was the occasion?  unofficial ____ day 2009?

also, the girl on the bottom clearly wants to get it in the pooper.

[TempoGL]

first of all, i would never have that shirt if it wasn't standard issue for "leap day"...not that everyone else in that picture is wearing the same shirt.

secondly, although i would never buy a shirt of such a color, i will wear that shirt again in life.  if i was issued a lime green polo for some event, that sucker is going straight for goodwill.

[Nacho]

I will go on record as saying that if I were given a lime green polo, I'd give serious consideration to wearing it from time to time.

[Gantry]

and there is nothing wrong with wearing pink.

wrong.