FRBI VI Week 12

[Darky]

Today's Schedule


Dove RBI League

Banana Hammocks 4-7, (3-5) @ Fighting Artichokes 3-8, (2-5)


Gantry League

Awesome Badasses 3-8, (0-7) @ Sally Cunts 7-4, (5-3)


Non League

OC Legions of Doom 7-4, (4-3) @ Galactic Empire 8-3, (4-2)
Rebel Alliance  5-6, (4-4) @ Fighting Ulrachers 7-4, (5-2)
Poopydicks 6-5, (5-2) @ Pabst Blue Ribbons 5-6, (4-3)


Slot of games to begin at 21:00 Swedish time, 14:05 Dee Nee time:

PD@PBR
RA@FU
AB@SC*
BH@FA*
OC@GE*


Standings

Dove RBI League

Galactic Empire 8-3, (4-2)
Poopydicks 6-5, (5-2)
Rebel Alliance 5-6, (4-4)
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Banana Hammocks 4-7, (3-5)
Fighting Artichokes 3-8, (2-5)


Gantry League

Fighting Ulrachers 7-4, (5-2)
Sally Cunts 7-4, (5-3)
OC Legions of Doom 7-4, (4-3)
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Pabst Blue Ribbons 5-6, (4-3)
Awesome Badasses 3-8, (0-7)

[Gantry]

Big game for the Poopydicks, they better come up big

[ultimate7]

time to get back on track

[BeefMaster]

BREAKING NEWS:

SAN LUIS OBISPO (AP) - The OC Legions of Doom officially named Mike Hunt manager today, removing the interim tag after Hunt led the team on a 6-2 tear following the firing of Seymour Butz.  The team also announced that Hunt has agreed to a three-year contract extension and will be turned into a lich by team necromancers.

"It's really an honor," said Hunt from his office, as he sipped the blood of a virgin in preparation for the dark ritual that will transform him into a powerful undead wizard.  "I mean, the contract extension was nice, but for them to give me unholy powers just a few weeks into my tenure is a real testament to the loyalty of this organization."  OC Legions head necromancer Damien the Black said that he expects the transformation to be completed within the next two weeks, and Hunt would likely have access to a full array of dark magic by the end of the regular season.

Hunt's contract is estimated at a present value of $1.3 million per year; however, a clause in the contract states that his salary is to be paid in Zimbabwean dollars, leaving the value highly volatile going forward.  At 2009 inflation rates, the contract would be essentially valueless in just a few months, but Hunt claimed to be "a big believer in the resourcefulness of the Zimbabwean people," and stated that he expects that he will come out ahead by the end of the contract.  Hunt also stated that regardless of the Zimbabwean economy, he expects his living expenses to be greatly reduced once he is able to subsist by consuming the souls of the living.

OC Legions players were enthusiastically behind the move, and many of them gave Hunt credit for their personal success.  Benito Santiago, who recently broke out of a prolonged slump to raise his average above .300, credited his turnaround to a Hunt-prescribed training regimen, which he describes as heavy on both daily film sessions and "a (feces) ton of Japanese tentacle porn."  Mark McGwire, who has rallied from a poor start and is now among the league leaders in home runs, named Hunt's motivational skills as a key component in his hot streak, particularly a book recommendation early in Hunt's tenure.  McGwire couldn't recall the title of the book, but stated that "by the time I got to the part with the sister-(copulating), I was hitting two or three homers a game."

[Re-Peat]

Fighting Urlachers...  big game against a big opponent, we really need a win here.

[fknmclane]

Big game for the Poopydicks, they better come up big

Games out of our division haven't been our strong suit thus far.  We're the Arizona Cardinals of fantasy RBI.

[Darky]

Week 12 in the books and lots of offense all around...

[Mike D.]

Week 12 in the books and lots of offense all around...with the exception of the Sally Cunts.

So inconsistent.  How do the Badasses have such a poor record?  They're loaded with power guys.

[Darky]

So inconsistent.  How do the Badasses have such a poor record?  They're loaded with power guys.

Team pitching...and the Ripken jinx.

[Mike D.]

Needs to dump Ripken imo

[Darky]

Needs to dump Ripken imo

He always puts up good numbers, but he's a jinx. The AB's bench has no HR's and is not doing well at all---makes a difference with their 25 at-bats. Plus Brnsky is not having his best year in the power department. The AB's really don't have that much power after Ripken, and some of their power guys don't have the best contact and their power guys have not compensated by having huge years---even Bell. But---it all comes back to pitching and they are dead last by miles. They won't end up with the worst record though--the Artichokes will---they just don't have enough pop and the pitching is not best.

[Mike D.]

AB's need some more contact guys imo

[BeefMaster]

Son. Of. A. Bitch.

[Darky]

Son. Of. A. Bitch.

It was a great game! More so for me since we won it in the last inning with two outs---again! Team of destiny? I think Donnie Baseball killed you today. In any case, your team is really fun to watch and I'd say you guys will pull away eventually and win your division.


Youtube games. The Fighting Artichokes-Hammocks game was a dandy with all kinds of scoring. Scoring the games for week 12 is going to take a long time...ugh

[AlecTrevylan006]

Cunted!

[AlecTrevylan006]

He always puts up good numbers, but he's a jinx. The AB's bench has no HR's and is not doing well at all---makes a difference with their 25 at-bats. Plus Brnsky is not having his best year in the power department. The AB's really don't have that much power after Ripken, and some of their power guys don't have the best contact and their power guys have not compensated by having huge years---even Bell. But---it all comes back to pitching and they are dead last by miles. They won't end up with the worst record though--the Artichokes will---they just don't have enough pop and the pitching is not best.

Yeah our bench last year was clutch, we ain't had **** this year.

And oh god my pitching blows like a ten cent hooker.

Also, Knight and Brunasty performing well below career numbers

[fknmclane]

And oh god my pitching blows like MikeD on a cocksucking binge.

[ryno]

PBR = worst franchise in the history of ever

[Nacho]

Tim Raines: League LVP?

[AlecTrevylan006]

They should call you Milli Vanilli, because you just wanna Blame it on the Raines