FRBI VI LCS

[ultimate7]

Damn that was a good game, GDavis killed Hurst all series.  Bruce simply refused to pitch him away.

[TbT]

Stinky Sullivan delivered a deathly blow.

Get em next year darkie.

[Gantry]

Sullivan is the Miles Simon of this tournament, someone is taking him in round 3

[BeefMaster]

Stinky Sullivan delivered a deathly blow.

Get em next year darkie.

The "Oh no!" from Darky when Sullivan hit his homer was awesome.

For whatever reason, Dickie Thon scared the hell out of me for the Urlachers, constantly coming up with clutch hits, and I have a feeling that I will feel the same way about Stinky Sullivan in the World Series.

[Mike D.]

Hammocks are America's Team imo

[Gantry]

Darky's commentary is the best...   "hit you spots, like we talked about!"

[Gantry]

Hammocks are America's Team imo

Now that my bitterness has subsided, I'm starting to agree

[BeefMaster]

I am not used to my team filling the "villain" role in a sports competition.

[TβG]

*** UPDATE: Orange County Legions of Doom ***

FT. KEARNEY, NEBRASKA -- RBI News was given exclusive access before game 1 of the Fantasy RBI World Series,  In this rare, first-ever look into the clubhouse of arguably the most successful franchise in Fantasy RBI history.  As it turns out, nothing could prepare this reporter for what he would hear, see, and smell(?).

OC Legions Manager IP Freeley: Guys, we've had a great season despite all the ups and downs.  We need to really try our hardest to take on this so-called "America's Team" that has captured the hearts of fans around this country.  To that end, I've brought someone in to help us out.

Mike Witt: (raises hand) is it a quality closer?

Todd Worrell: shut up, Mike. (while tossing dirty sock at Witt)  You know our defense is never much help, even when we do get ground balls.

Manager: No guys, this person I'm bringing in is more of a--

REX RYAN: (bursts throught the door) HOW THE FUCK ARE YA!??!

continues: Hey, I heard your coach talking about "ups and downs" this year for you fellas.  Well, let me tell you something about myself.  All of my ups and downs ARE IN BED, men.  That's right.  I was bangin' Mikey Schmidt's old lady last night.  Even gave her the Dirty MarkSanchez after I jammed my finger in her pooper.  Now I know where he gets his looks from!  But enough about me, let's talk about you KILLERS!!!!

Ryan: So who are ya'll playin' in the world series?

GDavis: The Banana Hammocks, sir.

Ryan: NO SHIT??  Well I'll tell you something, GodDAMN Avis... even a rental car counter worker could tell you guys are a bunch of KILLERS! And you're gonna whoop them jockey shorts, or whatever the hell they are.  HEY! someone tell me what all this "fantasy" stuff is, anyway.  The only fantasy thing I know about is when I do two chicks at the same time.  But this FAGGOT fantasy stuff sounds something like their guy Dayley wearing a DAMN GARTER BELT or some shit.

____ Morris: Sir, the fantasy leagues have been running for a few years using the rosters from the 1988 Nintendo ga--

Ryan: I know what it is, Kitty.  Here's some Meow Mix.  Do me a favor and don't talk again for the rest of this article. 

Ryan: Now's the time when I like to give out nicknames to you KILLERS!   Witt; you're "the SHIT"!  I MEAN THAT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE.  Alexander, do you know who "The Great" was?  NO, not the fuckin' freeze pop, SON.  I'm talking about the guy who fucked the Persians.  Yeah, you know those broads with the big noses.  They've got some great asses, though, don't they?  Boy you talk about butter faces on some of them.  ALEXANDER THE GREAT WAS A KILLER!  And that's what you need to do on the mound out there.  FUCKIN kill those underwears, just like you used to fingerbang Ol' Mary Jane Rotten Crotch through her purdy pink panties!  (looks at Doyle Alexander real sly-like).  YOU know what I'm talking about.  KILL!

Ryan: Now, you two other pitchers: Worrell -- "ALL WORLD" because, see, you're a fucking KILLER!  McDowell?  "McDonalds".  You ever have one of those PUSSY ASS Big Mac wraps?  I fuckn' had one of those the other day and I just ate that meat first.  Then I wrapped that fuckin' flower tortillla around my wang and FUCKED IT!  Show them lazy Hammocks who's boss just like I showed that McBurrito! KIIIILLLLL!

Ryan: The rest of you, get over here.  Brookn: "Grand Stachemaster Flash"; J.Rice: "Jeremy Ron"; McGwir: "Big Mack DICK Daddy"; Dwning: "Doctor Erection"; GDavis: "GODAMN PUSSY DESTRROYER"; Wilfng: "Ponch"; Laudnr: "Sleepy"; Santgo: "Jokey Smurf".  Bench guys; "POWER TWAT RANGERS"

Ryan: Thank you for humorin' me, men.  Now.  Since we are at historic Fort Kearney here in the great American midwest.  I want to motivate you with soemthign appropriate to how our ancestors FKN KILLED all those Redskinded native americans!  JOSE!  Get in here.

Cansco: (wheels in a cart covered with a tablecloth) Here I am sir.

Ryan: GODAMN RIGHT YOU ARE, Hosey!  You weren't man enough to take your team to the dance this year.  but guess what?  I've still got a damn corsage for you anyway. Here.

Ryan: FUTURE WORLD CHAMPION PUSSY EATERS, LISTEN UP!  (rips off the covering) I have here, two gallons of one hundred percent pure Kraft brand nacho cheese straight from concession stand B at RBI Stadium.  Now everybody, drop your drawers and dip your cocks in this golden sweet goodness.  No one washes their wangs until you take that fuckin' Commissioner's Trophy and use it as your own GODAMN COCK RING!

NOW GET OUT THERE AND KIIIIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

[Gantry]

Holy shit!

[ryno]

TBG wins the internets for an undetermined amount of time. . . . YES!


Also --- not a fan of sub .500 teams making the post season in anything.

[ryno]

Hammocks are America's Team imo

Now that my bitterness has subsided, I'm starting to agree

definitely have the look

[BeefMaster]

There are not enough s in the internets for TBG's post.

[Baines]

WIN.

[Darky]

Boxscores from game 7 will come at some point today. Game 1 of the FRBI VI WS will start tomorrow. I've had the kids the last couple of days, so I don't have the time right now.

I'm assuming the pitching order will be the same for both teams.

Team OC Legions of Doom, do you guys want home or away advantage?

[BeefMaster]

The OC Legions have chosen home-field advantage for the World Series.

[fknmclane]

Pretty good stuff there, TBG.  Well done.

[Darky]

Sorry nuggets, I know how much this meant to you.

We wanted to win, but it's all cool and the gang. If I really wanted to win, I would have found some way to cheat lol. We didn't deserve to win, those fucks thought they were too good and got what they deserved. Weird though, how you guys won 3 straight against the mighty Empire. That was the first time we ever lost three in a row. Those damn big innings of yours just killed us.


And that was some superb stuff there TBG!!! Great job for the entertainment and hype for the FRBI WS! Also, boxscores will come tomorrow...I need a timeout here.

[Darky]

Recaps will come today...for sure.

Game 1 of the FRBI VI WS has been pushed back to Monday. Too much going on today.

[Turd]

League is dead, IMO.