Caveman

[Gerlost]

...is younger than me?

The Cagey Bees wrote a song about a time-traveling caveman, but he wasn't unfrozen nor was he a lawyer, so there's that.

[Gantry]

Where has that fucker been?

[Mike D.]

Please, just Cirroc.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and was later thawed by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! When I see my image on the security camera at the country club, I wonder, are they stealing my soul? I get so upset, I hop out of my Range Rover, and run across the fairway to the clubhouse, where I get Carlos to make me one of those martinis he's so famous for, to soothe my primitive caveman brain. But whatever world you're from, I do know one thing: in the 20 years from March 22, 1972, when he first ordered that extra nicotine be put into his product, until February 25, 1992, when he issued an interoffice memorandum stopping the addition of that nicotine, my client was legally insane."

[broiler]

Where has that fucker been?

i see him on here but he very frequently posts

[fightonusc]

Where has that fucker been?

i see him on here but he very frequently posts

Are the "frequent" posts invisible?

[broiler]

Are the "frequent" posts visible?

maybe

[Gantry]

Holy cow is broiler dumb

[fightonusc]

Please, just Cirroc.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and was later thawed by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! When I see my image on the security camera at the country club, I wonder, are they stealing my soul? I get so upset, I hop out of my Range Rover, and run across the fairway to the clubhouse, where I get Carlos to make me one of those martinis he's so famous for, to soothe my primitive caveman brain. But whatever world you're from, I do know one thing: in the 20 years from March 22, 1972, when he first ordered that extra nicotine be put into his product, until February 25, 1992, when he issued an interoffice memorandum stopping the addition of that nicotine, my client was legally insane."

Thank you! Thank you very much, thank you! First of all, let me say how happy I am to be your nominee for the United States Senate!  You know.. thank you.. I don't really understand your Congress, or your system of checks and balances.. because, as I said during the campaign - I'm just a caveman! I fell on some ice, and later got thawed out by scientists. But there is one thing I do know - we must do everything in our power to lower the Capital Gains Tax. Thank you!

[Re-Peat]

Comedy Central should really go back to airing old SNL episodes during the day.

[Reds]

Comedy Central should really go back to airing old SNL episodes during the day.

TRUTH