We've been called out

[Gantry]

http://kotaku.com/5865409/this-gamer-has-balls-wants-to-beat-you

[TβG]

I haven't read this article yet, but I know it wasn't written by Don Denkinger.

[Gantry]

Posted with a link to the COTUT, but I don't see it on the comments yet. 

[Brookensrules!]

This person lives in OK, so they have very little else going on.  Gantry, you should call the number and tell the individual that you cannot be beat.

[Gantry]

Except that I can...

[bonny]

Where's JoeDirt?

[BeefMaster]

It seems funny that they'd be so specific about the year the game came out and then get it wrong.  The arcade version was from '87, right?  I know the NES version was '88, since it had '87 stats.

[Gantry]

Yep, arcade predates original

[Reds]

So has anyone called the fucking number or what?

[thalivest]

Come on, that's light. If this was a few years ago when I used to go hard at Madden 2005, I would have probably told him to put $$$ up. '92 49ers.... and I would go in.... Young, Rice, Taylor, Watters & Jones..... and Montana on the bench (in case of a cheap injury).

Fuck $$$, tell him to put his girl up. after I bang him in, I'll bang her in!

[broiler]

so you want to bang the dude?

[thalivest]

Really? You couldn't even say something creative or witty. As I was writing I knew a dumbass comment was coming. I clearly said "Bang him in" and anyone with half a brain can see what I meant. Then again that's my fault as I'm crediting you with having half a brain.

And yeah when used to play Madden (2005 with Ray Lweis on the cover), I'd probably eat your face!!!!

[OVERREACTINGMAN]

^^^ Total sceond account^^^

[thalivest]

A'ight, I usually don't feed into bullshit as wise man said "don't argue with fools, as people watching from a distance can't tell who's who". Plus I could give a monkey's nutsack what the general public, but Ganrty you run this shit, so you can check email, IP, registration accounts and confirm that this is the only account I have. Only been here a few months (since summer), and have never been here before.

Then maybe, just maybe, these clowns can stop getting their thongs in a bunch.

[Gantry]

They are purposely making posts to rile you up, they know you aren't a second account. 

[broiler]

Gantry, you need to update your slang.

[TβG]

a simple, "nah, b" would have sufficed.

[Brookensrules!]

So has anyone called the fucking number or what?

I suggested Gantry call, apparently you haven't either.  Long distance call imo.

[broiler]

gantry and reds arent the guys we need to call.  we need dudes like bridges or dirt to call the guy

[Gantry]

Hey guy, where's your 4th place national finish?