Fantasy RBI 2017 Discussion Thread

[BeefMaster]

Speaking of trades, are the players allowed to wife-swap?

I'll trade you Jim Rice for 1 night with your girlfriend.

Wait a damn minute here - as co-owner, I am entitled to 1/3 of the return on this transaction.

[GDavis]

Speaking of trades, are the players allowed to wife-swap?

I'll trade you Jim Rice for 1 night with your girlfriend.

Wait a damn minute here - as co-owner, I am entitled to 1/3 of the return on this transaction.

Fine - as long as I get the first 1/3

[fightonusc]

Speaking of trades, are the players allowed to wife-swap?

I'll trade you Jim Rice for 1 night with your girlfriend.

Wait a damn minute here - as co-owner, I am entitled to 1/3 of the return on this transaction.

Fine - as long as I get the first 1/3

Dirty E?

Trades are fine as long as an equal amount of players/picks move between teams.

[GDavis]

Does there have to be an equal amount of dick pics?

[fightonusc]

In amount of pics, length or girth?

[GDavis]

You're the commissioner and the resident dick pic expert.  I'll defer to you.

[fightonusc]

You're the commissioner and the resident dick pic expert.  I'll defer to you.

Only send if they are hanging down below your knee. And then only send them to Carly.

[Shooty]

Carly has VERY lofty standards though.

[GDavis]

Darky chasing yesterday's stats

[Darky]

Darky chasing yesterday's stats

GDavis, check out this thread down below from Fantasy Season IV. It was my debut week when the Empire took over for the Mexican Hermaphrodites because Ryno went missing for some reason that I can't remember. I made a big pitch when Ryno was Dee Nee missing, and Fighton was kind enough to give me his team. I then made lineup changes and did some trades and got the Empire to the WS ... then lost to you. Anyways, here is the debut of The Empire in the fantasy league and it was against you. Fighton's post game write up was awesome. My very own post game press conference may be only funny to me. Anyways, over 10 years ago! Season IV was the last time Fighton ran the league, and then I took over for the next two seasons. We should all thank Fighton for bringing the Fantasy League back. And of course juggernaut Empire will win it all this year!

And FU Shooty for taking Gooden, but no worries, Morris is better - my historical stats of all the innings pitched from all the seasons tell me Morris has the best ERA!

Oh yeah, here is that link, GDavis and for anyone else who is bored and may want to look back into Fantasy and Dee Nee history.

https://forums.dee-nee.com/index.php?topic=16581.0

[nomaaa]

maybe the juggernauts will win,

but will they have the look?

[Darky]

maybe the juggernauts will win,

but will they have the look?

Always!

And Reds 2-hour window is up and I'm making my pick. I'll give him 10 minutes before we move along again.

[Shooty]

So Reds just drafted a backup firstbaseman already?  Does Reds think Spilman is a secondbaseman or something?

[Reds]

Wanted someone to team up with for drafting purposes.  Received no takers. 

We'll make due. 

[Darky]

So Reds just drafted a backup firstbaseman already?  Does Reds think Spilman is a secondbaseman or something?

Maybe he wants Spilman and JClark to compete for a starting job in spring training!

And that Spilman pick left a gift for McLane to get the next best 2B.

[Shooty]

Wanted someone to team up with for drafting purposes.  Received no takers. 

We'll make due.

Seems like Darky got in your kitchen.

[Reds]

Who?

[GDavis]

Steve Sax

[Nacho]

So Reds just drafted a backup firstbaseman already?  Does Reds think Spilman is a secondbaseman or something?

I don't think drafting a pinch hitter is a bad idea at this spot in the draft.

[Shooty]

So Reds just drafted a backup firstbaseman already?  Does Reds think Spilman is a secondbaseman or something?

I don't think drafting a pinch hitter is a bad idea at this spot in the draft.

It is when its Spilman and there are like a dozen better options.