Dykstra - wall of shame

[GDavis]

Unconfirmed, but my friend just told me that once Dykstra slid into a base and accidently swallowed his chewing tobacco, then he puked all over the field.  Couldn't find anything through google though.

[fknmclane]

Unconfirmed, but my friend just told me that once Dykstra slid into a base and accidently swallowed his chewing tobacco, then he puked all over the field.  Couldn't find anything through google though.

This is fucking hilarious.  I've actually heard about it as well.  I'm pretty sure it was in the minors, though.  That's a lot of tobacco to be swallowing.

[BDawk]

Wasn't it him that used some crazy combination of tobacco and bubble gum? I thought he mixed those fuckers together to make some nasty shit that he chewed.

[Gantry]

Someone who is less lazy then me find a link for this...

[fightonusc]

Lenny Dykstra's son enjoys watching his father puke tobacco.

[Gantry]

So according to that, he ralphed in the field, not sliding into a base.  Is this correct?  Sounds good enough for me...

[Bonny]

Wasn't it him that used some crazy combination of tobacco and bubble gum? I thought he mixed those fuckers together to make some nasty shit that he chewed.

Tobacco and Gum is delicious and very common.  First you take a good wad of leaf chew, get it nice and wet, then set it on the bench. Then take 4-5 pieces of double buble chew it up real nice. Now take your chew wad in your hands and begin wrapping your double bubble around your chew wad until you have a nice chew wad enclosed in a double bubble shell enclosed ina drunken run on sentence.  No shove entire wad in your mouth. Instant ballplayer.

[dvldog]

can you blow bubbles?

[fknmclane]

I'd recommend Big League Chew and Red Man, although I've never tried Bonny's suggestion.  I second Shitpaw's question.

[GDavis]

Why did I call it the "wall of shame"?  I got it mixed up w/ my friend's website.  I'm an idiot.

[BDawk]

dolt

[nightwulf]

Lenny Dykstra charged in L.A. with indecent exposure

[BDawk]

And Nightwulf beat me to the punch

[nomaaa]

he's here for you

[TβG]

met his mom about a month ago. she's a sweet lady.

[Shooty]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/AUTHENTIC-Lenny-Dykstra-Hugo-Boss-Jacket-Worn-Nails-/140613617609?pt=US_Baseball_Fan_Shop&hash=item20bd3987c9

[Nacho]

Chances that he is the actual seller are quite high.

[nomaaa]

Chances that he is the actual seller are quite high.

About Me:
Prior to Lenny's arrest in 2011, I was his driver and personal assistant for several months before Nails got Jailed. He gave me several suitcases of his clothing and personal effects (mostly junk and items he stole from hotels he stayed at) since his jail cell couldn't accomodate all of his items. I have several more pieces of authentic Lenny Dykstra clothing items, including a jersey, polo shirts, ties, and several phllies shirts, all owned and worn by Nails himself!