2007 National RBI Tournament!!

[fightonusc]

No way I'm losing to Josh Payne. If GDavis can beat him, I can too...

[T Roogs]

can we get a list of the people full names and their deenee usernames, so we know who is who? there's like 5 mike's in the tourney. None of them start with a last name D.

[ultimate7]

can we get a list of the people full names and their deenee usernames, so we know who is who? there's like 5 mike's in the tourney. None of them start with a last name D.

No, no such list exists, nor will it ever

[JoeDirt]

Hey guys...just wanted to give y'all a heads up that there was a rule clarification update on the website...basically, there was a lot of confusion surrounding the coin toss/team selections.  Please see http://ohio.rbicentral.com/faq.html for specifics...

Hopefully, everybody will find this updated wording to be a lot easier to understand...

[TβG]

mikeusc
mikuboy
mikevike
mikantry
mike7
mikeyballgame
mikeside
mikedub
mikaines
mikepaw
mikebabbit
mikeitz
mikenmclane
mike_free
mikeRBI
mikedawk
mikassy
mikeb6

....that oughta clear things up

[T Roogs]

mikedub is pretty funny. Imagine them morphing to become one person.

[ultimate7]

can we get a list of the people full names and their deenee usernames, so we know who is who? there's like 5 mike's in the tourney. None of them start with a last name D.

http://ohio.rbicentral.com/players.html

[Mike D.]

mikedub is pretty funny. Imagine them morphing to become one person.

What a handsome lady killing machine that would be....

[GDavis]

You are all gonna be my bitches.

[Gantry]

Are you going to eat our children as well?

[JoeDirt]

Well, I had my first dream about fucking up the tourney--you guys are slowly killing me over here.  In my dream, we got the Sat morning games done (can't remember who did/didn't win) and then forgot to play the afternoon games.  And I didn't realize this until the next morning--when I woke up in a panic because I accidentally over slept, causing a delay in the morning rounds of Sunday's games...

Then, my dad--who was apparently at the hotel for the games--was screaming for me somewhere off in the distance.  I was very afraid, because there was also a murderer on the loose in the hotel (probably TBT ) and I feared that's why my dad was screaming...

Ah shucks, I can't wait for this tourney (to be over). 

[JoeDirt]

Okay, guys...as it turns out, there's one sudden opening for the tourney: Josh Payne's spot.

If you are interested in taking this spot, please email/PM me asap.

First come, first serve...

[Gantry]

Oh boy, GDavis is going to have a field day with that one...

[Attezzobal]

I would like to take Josh Payne's spot...

I can't fucking wait.

[GDavis]

I would like to take Josh Payne's spot...

I can't fucking wait.

You just signed up for your own funeral, son.

[fknmclane]

Okay, guys...as it turns out, there's one sudden opening for the tourney: Josh Payne's spot.

If you are interested in taking this spot, please email/PM me asap.

First come, first serve...

Well, I would think possible candidates would be Baines, MikeD, rdub and TBT.

[rdub]

mikedub is pretty funny. Imagine them morphing to become one person.

What a handsome lady killing machine that would be....

would you fuck me? I'd fuck me?

- Buffalo Bill

[fknmclane]

Hi, my name is Richard Manfredi and I'm going to receive an absolute beating from fknmclane the third weekend of June in Columbus, Ohio.

I have a bad feeling McLane is going feed me booze on a strict, regimented schedule and that even if I'm able to get out of bed to play in the game, my RBI skills will be shown as pathetic and weak against the force that is fknmclane.

I may have been on NPR and my kickball skills may be second to none, but this does not change the fact that I'm bracing for a serious ass kicking.

I plan on revealing the tattoo on my back at the tourney which of course is a lemon party, the participants being myself, Pete Carroll and Matt Leinart.  I'm the guy with a mouthful of cock helmet.

Well, I bid you all adieu.  My orange socks have begun to fall down a bit...totally unacceptable.

[fknmclane]

I'm very surprised by fightonusc's admission of being a total and complete loser douchebag.  I expected much more from the man from LA.

[fightonusc]

Oh, I'm sorry, I was busy, you know, actually working for a living. You know, at a job that's an actual career. Not selling paint at the hardware store while my wife pops out another baby, but a job that involves having a desk and an office...and being good enough at it so that I can spend half my day on Dee Nee and still get everything done that I need.

I can't imagine that you're any good at Dee Nee...any person who takes 22 years to graduate from college certainly can't be counted on to grasp the finer points of RBI Baseball, such as the difference between the "A" and "B" buttons. Fuck, it only took me four years to graduate college and get TWO degrees, and that was at a real school, not some fucking state school like ASU.

And nice choice for your two schools to follow: ASU and Notre Dame. I seem to remember USC losing to one of those teams...once...a lifetime ago. ASU and Notre Dame: as we like to call them at USC, "two guaranteed victories".

In closing: you suck, your schools suck, and your RBI Baseball skills, I'm sure, suck as well. If certain guys play curve and others play "straight pitch", does that make you "bi-curious" if you play slurve? In fact, maybe you REALLY DO suck, as in "the cock"? Just don't try to follow me into the bathroom in the plane ride, you suck fuck.

P.S. - What the hell is up with ASU's mascot, Sparky (pictured below)? It's the worst fucking mascot in all of college sports, even worse than the Syracuse Orange. Seriously, is this what represents your school? Mr. Spacely in an S&M costume? You sick freaks...