2007 National RBI Tournament!!

[BeeJay]

I can't imagine that you're any good at Dee Nee

Actually, I think this is the one point in Mclane's life where he excels above everyone else.

[fknmclane]

Looks like usc needs to go back and get a third degree in pulling one's head out of one's ass.

[fightonusc]

Whoops. I hate it when I make mistakes. Makes me feel like McLane's wife...except without the crying myself to sleep every night about the curse I've caused my children by damning themselves to a father that gets headbutted in our front lawn.

[Nacho]

Whoops. I hate it when I make mistakes. Makes me feel like McLane's wife...except without the crying myself to sleep every night about the curse I've caused my children by damning themselves to a father that gets headbutted in our front lawn.

Brilliant.  Now THAT is good-natured, trash talking.  Your rebuttal, Fkn. McLane?

[Gantry]

Quality all around...   Keep it up boys

[TβG]

Whoops. I hate it when I make mistakes. Makes me feel like McLane's wife...except without the crying myself to sleep every night about the curse I've caused my children by damning themselves to a father that gets headbutted in our front lawn.

now i know why i have a mancrush on you, USC.  you're so witty and irreverent.

[rdub]

best.thread.ever.

[Flood]

best.thread.ever.

[GDavis]

And I'm gonna be sharing a room with these two fuckers.  I bet you'll be able to cut the tension with a spoon.

[fightonusc]

I bet you'll be able to spoon...

[GDavis]

I bet you'll be able to spoon...

[fknmclane]

fightonusc is a fucking two-timing slut bitch motherfucker.  He came all over me and punched me in the nose and told me he loved me.  And now all he can think about is fknmclane.  It just isn't fair.

Just because fknmclane is the world's baddest motherfuckin' RBI player and his dong is 6 inches AROUND makes him suddenly far more important than me.  I don't get it.

Volleyball is far better than kickball, you know, especially since people above the age of 6 play it.  I bet that bitch plays that fucking bullshit ball in hand rule.  Fucking walking, dripping vagina.  Fucking hippie dirtball needs to cut his damn hair.  I'm sure his wife, who is a saint I might mention, is getting jealous.

I'd like to knock the shit out of fightonusc's head using a dull ice skate any day.  He sucks cock and he likes it.

[fightonusc]

I understand that now that fknmclane has realized that the Columbus Gay Pride Parade is the same weekend as the tournament, he's been looking for a new roommate for the weekend. At least they'll only have to worry about getting one bed in the room:



My only question here is, fknmclane: bottom or top? I hope it's bottom, because when we play in the tournament, I'm going to take your NES controller and jam it so far up your ass that you'll need to learn how to work the "A" button with your small intestine. And I won't be using KY, either: the only lubrication that I'll need is your big, salty tears after I score run after run after run. By the time our game (mercifully) comes to an end, I'm sure you'll have bawled enough tears to let me grease up two controllers, a NES gun AND an old Intellivision controller. And I'm sure you'll have room to spare up in there, fknmcgoatse...

[Mike D.]

This is awesome.

[fknmclane]

I bow down at the altar that praises fightonusc.  I've got nothing.  Seroiusly, how can' I to pthat chit?  It's fucking impossible.  Especialy when I'm shitcanned afeter golfing 18 holes in 100 degre weather.

I CAN'T FUCKING WIAT FORE THE TOURNAMENT BITCHES!!!!!!!

[Nacho]

At least you can hold it over his head that you wife (who is a saint, by the way) is a saint.  He seems to have no argument there.

[TommyD (MrOJ)]

I understand that now that fknmclane has realized that the Columbus Gay Pride Parade is the same weekend as the tournament, he's been looking for a new roommate for the weekend. At least they'll only have to worry about getting one bed in the room:



My only question here is, fknmclane: bottom or top? I hope it's bottom, because when we play in the tournament, I'm going to take your NES controller and jam it so far up your ass that you'll need to learn how to work the "A" button with your small intestine. And I won't be using KY, either: the only lubrication that I'll need is your big, salty tears after I score run after run after run. By the time our game (mercifully) comes to an end, I'm sure you'll have bawled enough tears to let me grease up two controllers, a NES gun AND an old Intellivision controller. And I'm sure you'll have room to spare up in there, fknmcgoatse...

I am not exaggerating one bit when I say that is THE funniest post I've ever read on any forum I've ever been involved with.

[TbT]

i get the post, but this picture has me puzzled for days now.  did you take a snap shot of a turd droped out behind mcdonalds by Grimace?

[fknmclane]

I googled "fightonusc" and a bonhc of turd pics ake up. NO surprising at allll.  Jst confimed m previously hown facts that usc is aturd and kliked to eat shit and suck helmoet occk.

[TbT]

whoa there parter.  im glad i can read alcohol typing 

almost had to call my dad to get some help on a couple words there.  anyways, its  a beautiful picture, and I bet grimace and Fighton are both proud.