best latin RBI pitcher

[fknmclane]

Inspired by a chat between myself and GDavis.

-not sure if Schiraldi is hispanic but if so, he sucks serious donkey balls

-Hernandez from the Tigers is a crafty lefty, as in he tends to get rocked if he isn't locating the ball.  He's better than his brother in the bullpen, King, so you usually have to rol the dice with this sack

-Senor Smoke brings nothing but the heat.  He's a great change from Shitty Music Viola and the Dutchman.  This tubby bitch usually blows hitters away with his filthy heat.

-Uncle Jesse...not sure there's anything more to say here

-Nando can be quite the mystery.  Sometimes he's on, fooling bitches like crazy or other times he gets rocked, kinda like last night when I run ruled Chubbs in the second inning.

Rankings:

Jesse Orosco
Senor Smoke
Nando
Hernandez
Shitty Schiraldi

EDIT

Johnny Franco is not latin.  He's a wop guido dago bastard so he isn't included on this list.  

[fightonusc]

I vote for Nano, because he's fat, although so are most Latin pitchers...harsh but true,.

[fknmclane]

I vote for Nano, because he's fat, although so are most Latin pitchers...harsh but true,.

Rich Garces and Bartolo Colon come to mind.  If only they were all esactly liek el presidentle.

[fightonusc]

I don;t thinthat Luis Tiant missed many meals either, of you cathc nmy rifted

[BeeJay]

I thought youwent to bed.

[fightonusc]

maybe I'm posting in bed

DEE-NEE!

[BeeJay]

dah nah for me.  Boo YAH for posting in bed.

[Blyleven_No-No]

all RBI pitchers are equally fat

[TβG]

yes perhaps they are all fat, but nando to me is definitely the phattest.  "that's P-H phat"

[JoeDirt]

For my money, 'nando is definitely the best...followed by Uncle Jesse.

[Gantry]

From a straight pitch perspective, Willie Hernandez is king of this list.  I don't play enough with Fernando, Senor Smoke is #2 and a total stud with the fastball, Orosco is funky and #3.  All the relievers are good ones in RBI...

[t]

senor smoke, for sure. this guy was bban's favorite weapon - and someone who consistantly tops 100mph (through his first inning anyway). unhittable.

valenzuela (nando) would be a close second, with that filthy arsenal.

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[what_foul_pole]

RBI pitchers winter at Nintendo "Ice Hockey"

[Blyleven_No-No]

LOL!!

[Darky]

Nando is #1. He has crazy movement.

[ultimate7]

I don't use All-Star teams much, but it has got to be Fernando.

[Flood]

Tom Herr

[malnuboy]

There is this guy Lugo in the Mex Rom who is amazing!

[TempoGL]

how did nobody call out mclane for considering calvin schiraldi to be hispanic?  not even close...BUD.

[ryno]

I'm thinking Pakistani. . .  . . .but in mclane's defense, the guy has mexicany skin, right?