Roger Clemens loses his Hummer..

[fightonusc]

No, not that, you sick freak. I mean the vehicle he received from the NY Yankees after he won his 300th game. In a related story, his son has been grounded until he's 50.

[Nails]

He began letting Koby Clemens drive the orange Hummer to school after he signed a letter of intent last November to play baseball for the University of Texas, whose colors are burnt orange and white. Before that, Koby drove a black Hummer to school.

Nice to see were color coordinating our Hummers.

Didn't the Astros give Clemens a burnt orange Hummer in an attempt to woo him to signing with the team last year?

[BeeJay]

There's no way I'd let my high school aged kid drive a $50,000+ automibile, no matter how rich I was.  I hope the thieves drive the damn thing into a lake.

[fknmclane]

There's no way I'd let my high school aged kid drive a $50,000+ automibile, no matter how rich I was.  I hope the thieves drive the damn thing into a lake.

Couldn't agree more.  I'm sure Kody will have a real good understanding of what real life is when he grows up.

And I can't stand that all of Roger's kids names start with the letter "K."  Pretty fucking stupid.  That would be like my kids names all starting with "B" because I love beer so much.  Bobby, Billy, Bonny, Betty, Brian and Brandy.  No thanks.

[Gantry]

Hey, lets not forget the victim here.  Poor Kody has to drive the black Hummer now, what an eyesore....

Back in my day, I drove a 1982 Chrysler New Yorker to high school and loved every minute of it!

How hard is it to find an Orange Hummer? 

[BeeJay]

How hard is it to find an Orange Hummer? 

I think most of the original Hum-Vees had custom paint jobs if they weren't one of the generic colors (black, grey, tan, camo, etc.)  I have no clue about the ugly new version, they seem to come in every hideous color imaginable.

[RedBarron]

Hey, lets not forget the victim here.  Poor Kody has to drive the black Hummer now, what an eyesore....

Back in my day, I drove a 1982 Chrysler New Yorker to high school and loved every minute of it!

How hard is it to find an Orange Hummer? 

I'm thinking we need a "your first set of wheels" thread

I considered myself fortunate to drive a Ford Probe. . . .  . . . looking back, the name of the car seems kinda gay / ghae

[BeefMaster]

And I can't stand that all of Roger's kids names start with the letter "K."  Pretty fucking stupid.  That would be like my kids names all starting with "B" because I love beer so much.  Bobby, Billy, Bonny, Betty, Brian and Brandy.  No thanks.

There's a guy from my hometown who named all his daughters after himself (Dan) - Danci, Danika, Danielle, and Dantae.

I completely agree with BeeJay - kids should have to drive shitty cars, because that's a high school rite of passage.