Official Columbus Tournament Stories/Thoughts Thread

[fknmclane]

Yes, that was extremely random.  Also, we almost didn't make it back to the hotel as Gantry forgot that red means stop. 

[nightwulf]

One of my other favorite stories:

Whenever Nightwulf walked into the room, either myself or RDub would have to make a noise like a thunderstorm.  We liked it, I'm sure Nightwulf hated it.

Nah, that cracked me up.

Nightwulf

[BDawk]

THat was probably Troogs. He was pissed at not being invited.

[malnuboy]

Very interesting thing I forgot to post;

Gantry wore his Lemonparty/Tubgirl shirt to atleast three places of buisness this past weekend, bonus points go to whomever can tell me the one place he felt it was not appropriate to wear it???

























Answer: Taco Bell, further reason for Gantry to be everyones hero.

[Attezzobal]

Totally irrevelant, but evidently everybody who knows me dee-nees as well...And the "Official Saturday Night hooker story" is now hanging on my refridgerator with a post-it that simply says "My Heart Fills with Pride   " The cool thing is, everybody finds it hilarious except my girlfriend and her mother (even her grandmother finds it funny)

<sigh>

[BDawk]

time to dump her...




And start banging her grandmother

[Gantry]

BDawk knows all...   

Yes, the stink bomb guy was quite random.  Their truck was a total rustbucket as well.  I tried to drive up and say hi but they turned off, only got a wave in...

[TbT]

best quotes from the trip that i can remember....

Gantry................"since when do you need shoes to go to the airport and pick up a hooker?"

Malnu (in crank yankers karl malone voice)........"karl malone dont know nuthin about no hotel beenie baby!"

we seriously need to have some cams running next year to get all this stuff down.

[Nacho]

How many games of the RBI drinking game were played overall?  I get the impression it was one big RBI drinking game, with no incentives needed to drink.

[JoeDirt]

I believe no official drinking games were played.  Believe it or not, there was a shit-ton of serious RBI games played, too.  And by serious, I mean two players fully concentrated on the game and one non player will a fake shit stained underwear on his head.

[TbT]

I mean two players fully concentrated on the game and one non player with a fake shit stained underwear on his head.

"but dont you see how happy it makes him"   

good call JD

[Gantry]

That's a good point, I don't think any drinking games were played.  Baines and I got a straight pitch game after the bar, but I don't think we did drinking rules....

[JoeDirt]

"but dont you see how happy it makes him"

good call JD

Yes.  This is exactly what I told my wife when she proclaimed her intense disquist at the site of the "dirty" underwear...before she knew they were fake, of course.

You gotta go back to the thread of TBT holding 'em up to understand (huge smile on his face...).

[PHole717]

Very interesting thing I forgot to post;

Gantry wore his Lemonparty/Tubgirl shirt to atleast three places of buisness this past weekend, bonus points go to whomever can tell me the one place he felt it was not appropriate to wear it???

In all honesty, I want to see a picture of that shirt G man. Also Where can I get it!























Answer: Taco Bell, further reason for Gantry to be everyones hero.

[malnuboy]

Very interesting thing I forgot to post;

Gantry wore his Lemonparty/Tubgirl shirt to atleast three places of buisness this past weekend, bonus points go to whomever can tell me the one place he felt it was not appropriate to wear it???

In all honesty, I want to see a picture of that shirt G man. Also Where can I get it!


its in here aome wgra

http://forums.dee-nee.com/index.php?topic=7660.0























Answer: Taco Bell, further reason for Gantry to be everyones hero.

[malnuboy]

I fivckrb ethat shit up

[Attezzobal]

I nominate Wumpst walking in on the hooker as the #1 moment of the trip.

Bump.

Why can't this be every weekend?

[Attezzobal]

Fuck, I linked this thread to a chick friend of mine, and now there's FOUR guests viewing it, and Dryden (the loser) and  a guest viewing my profile.

Ugh.

This thread still makes me smile to no end though.

[fightonusc]

My Saturday night recap is still to follow...I'm just not sure when.

[TbT]

Columbutt was the highlight of the summer for sure.  unfortunately looks like another 10-11 months before i have that much fun again. 

The most vivid memory i still have of it was friday night playin attabozzle in rbi around 11 or midnight.  had a few drinks in me and kinda hit me........ im here in columbutt, with dee-nee'ers....weird!

everyone was very cool.  there were no problems between anyone at all.  we were a bit bumed that joe dirt didnt make saturday night with us, but the tourney has to be a drain when you put it on, and he was a legit guy playing for some serious cash the next day.  at a dee-nee fest(non rbi tourney) we will demand proper joedirt attendance.

most everyone was about how i expected them.  i go into a room and 2 guys yell TecmoBowl at me...i correctly point out which is MikeD and which is Rdub with out even knowing for sure.  thats how distinct some of these ppl have become around here.  mclane was a lock for his usual internet self.  I didnt really know too much about Gdavis behand, but ever since, ive noticed that guy has some serious funny skills.

I did exepect nightwulf to look more like fake wumpst.  kinda put me foot in my mouth cause i told wulfie i expected him to be, uh a fat dude.....nightwulf then informs me that he used to weigh like 250lbs.  speaking of fake wumopst, he needs to be there next year..its mandatory!  malnu was not as serious as i had possibly expect and the life of the dee-nee party 24-7.  If gantry is the dee-nee prez, malnu might just be the vice pre.  Hung with attabozzle a lot, a laid back chill guy. 

My only problem was i was kinda reserved and didnt try to make any waves or be too loud and brash and which i figured coulda ended up being annoying.  spent the time there kinda feeling out ppl.  scouting out dee-nee'ers for the 06 fest.  ill bring the real TBT wif me next year.  BTW im a certain that the whole bus ride added to the mystery and lore of the TBT.