Steve Balboni

[Mike D.]

I just wanted to see his name in print.

[Gantry]

Might as well see the 'stache then

[Mike D.]

I once saw Balboni jack three consecutive dingers OUT OF THE STADIUM in a Triple A Oklahoma 89'ers game.  Fantastic.

[doveRBI]

I know a womanizing Brazillian named Henrique who looks exactly like Balboni.

[jaylums]

Is this womanizer anywhere close to being as bald as Balboni?  The man's so bald, he's gone full circle and his hair is growing back.  This happens when grown men wear ballcaps for a living.  Check Cal Ripken.

[vgp100]

Balboni has the look of a man that smells like salami all the time.

[doveRBI]

I'll bet he also has some chunks of sardines stuck in his moustache.

[fknmclane]

Definitely stinks of Italian deli meats.

[Gantry]

Amazing to hear he is so bald.  If you look at the hair on his chest, you would have never guessed it.  Probably grows a beard in 4 hours...

[jaylums]

He be bald!  'Stache, gorilla hair and all!

[jaylums]

He has the look of your local pizza guy.  He could easily pass as a guy named Mario.

[doveRBI]

Do not insult everyone's favorite hero plumber by comparing him to the likes of that Balboni scuzbucket.  Poor choice.

[fknmclane]

I see Balboni working behind the counter of Ray's Pizza saying, "Hey, pizon, you wanna pie or what?"

[Mike D.]

I see him stepping out of the shower, dripping wet, stache matted down...whoops, wrong forum again.....just kidding guys, it was a joke...guys?...guys?...

[jaylums]

"The Italian Scullett"