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Started by BeefMaster, 11/13/03, 04:14:56 PM

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BeefMaster

Believe it or not, according to ESPN, the Yankees have hired Daryl Strawberry as a "player development instructor": http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1661049

The article mentions (apparently seriously) that he has "overcome" drug additiction, despite the fact that he has relapsed a half-dozen times and just got out of prison in April.  I say he doesn't make it through Spring Training.
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fknmclane

I think Dar-yl is the bastard son of The Boss.  What else could possible explain the fact that The Boss just can't let him go?

Maybe Steve Howe was also the bastard son of The Boss.  Or maybe, just maybe, The Boss has a soft spot for crack and coke addicts because he too, used to be one.  That's a stretch.
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

sucka free

holy shit....the world never stops amazing me.

Gantry

This has to be a joke...

fknmclane

Not a joke, dude.

I'm also surprised but pleased to see Gantry taking a hold of his site.
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

sucka free

I saw this on espn last might.  APprently straw daddy is in charge of player development.  what the fuck?

Mets_bs

This all relates back to Steinweinner's obsession with harboring ex-Mets. Hell, Maz just barely got out of his grasps.
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RedRamage

Good Lord!! :o

There is no way I'm gonna but him in charge of my impressional--often still teenagers--young players.  The last thing in the world I need is for my entire farm system to be come infested with a drug problem.

Holy crap...