Pitcher HR!!!!

[doveRBI]

Truly that was a great post.  But I have said it before and will say it again.  Under no Dee-Nee inquisition will I ever recant the fact that I have hit a walzie with Brett Saberhagen.  I will take it to my grave.  I will freaking swear a lifetime of beer drinking on it.

[Glassjoe]

I'm sure this won't be a popular response, but I find your disparaging comment of religious orthodoxy, i.e., soundness of religious faith, to be insulting.  

[Reds]

I think you may have missed the point....but I stand with my entire statement the way it is written....

[Glassjoe]

what is the point?

[Reds]

That there is no possible way that a non all star pitcher hit a homer....I thought that much was clear...

[fknmclane]

GoReds, if you're saying it's possible to hit a homer with an all-star pitcher than you're also saying in a bass ackwards way that it's possible to hit a homer with a non-all-star pitcher.  Little help here?  I'm almost certain they all have the same hitter rankings (power, contact.)

I think it's possible to hit a homer with a pitcher.  I've come dangerously close MANY times.  Everything must go right for it to happen.  The planets must be aligned and the moon must be in the right spot or some shit.

But damnit, if we have TWO dee-nee members, both respected and not total morons, who say they have seen it with their own eyes then I have to believe them.

[doveRBI]

I don't get why everybody is so hard up about this issue.  It really is like freaking powderkeg.  I do not believe that a pitcher over the wall homer is possible by anyone, all-star or not, but if it happened I would believe it.  As for walzies, I believe any pitcher can do it cause I've seen one.

[doveRBI]

Still contemplating the pitcher homerun, I was looking through the dee-nee archives and found that there are at least 3 (maybe more) old threads dealing with this controversy.  I guess it just won't die.  Thought I'd like to this one since it actually contains my very own first few posts.  Dammit, I was drunk then too.
http://forums.dee-nee.com/index.php?board=3;action=display;threadid=575;start=msg6069#msg6069

[fknmclane]

Dove, thanks for posting that post.  That sentence makes no sense.  Did you really win a game with a grand slam pitcher wallzie?  I think I would freely retire if I gave that baby up. Wow.

[doveRBI]

Yes I did.  I was drunk at the time and didn't realize it was a walzie, but the other facts are true.

[x96halaris]

Its sweet you hit one out but for it to count, it must not be in the wall type homer - over fence would be tight and I have never seen it either!

[doveRBI]

H-bomb,
That is the point of all this posting.  I will bring you up to speed.
We have established that no one has yet (and we theorize cannot) hit an over the wall homer with ANY pitcher.  Several of us have hit or witnessed through the wall homers (walzie) with pitchers.  Some do not believe those claims but it happens.  This is probably one of our most hotly contested topics.

[fknmclane]

"You didn't think Communism was a touchy subject?!  Whaddya thinks been going on in the world for the past fifty years?"
"I'm sorry!  I guess I screwed up!"

Kramer/Mickey as Santa/Elf

The pitcher homer is the powder keg of all dee nee subjects.  You touch it and kaboom.

[japetus462]

In all of my years of RBI, I have yet to see a pitcher home run.

[sucka free]

In all of my years of RBI, I have yet to see a pitcher home run.

Thank you.  Pitcher home runs are totally bullshit.  Its a myth...just like the freaking lock-ness.

[doveRBI]

  I just wish I could understand why so many people are in total denial about this.

[MartyBarrett]

Bobby Ojeda hit an HR for me, hooked down the line wouldve hit the fair pole.  We have been playing RBI since at least 1988 and just sat there in stunned silence.  We thought nothing could top a 21-inning NYM-STL game but it did.  You cant make this shite up

[fknmclane]

Thank you, worst leadoff hitter in the game (well, he's up there.)

[Gantry]

"Show Dick some respect!"

err...  make that

"Show Uribe some respect!"

[Reggie]

Doc Gooden hit one for me back in the 80's.