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a Haiku.....by Steve Garvey

Started by sucka free, 11/04/02, 03:31:32 PM

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fknmclane

Quote from: JoeDirt on 03/12/04, 10:46:01 PM
We all post often
Some of us post great topics
FknMcLane's: "wow."

;)


Some posts make us mad
OBOY was just annoying
Can you say "Jackass?"

I gotta find the thread I devoted to stickin' it to JoeDirt.  One of my all-time personal favorites.
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

JoeDirt

Hey buddy...we aren't allowed to make personal attacks, so you know it's all in good fun.  I can't player-hate a fellow Yankee fan.  What's this about us trying to bring back boomer?

Here's a new Fcknmclane special, haiku style:

So he does post "wow."
But he has a very cute kid.
Home Depot does suck.
Quote from: BDawk on 10/10/07, 08:16:42 AM
The dee nee tard mixed in with gantry looks a little bit like TBT

fknmclane

The Boomer trade did not work out:

Boomer and Jay Payton for Jon Lieber and Kenny Lofton.



I was just messin' around.  Don't you remember the thread, though?  It was hilarious, you admitted as much.

Nice haiku.
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

JoeDirt

Actually, I don't recall...
Quote from: BDawk on 10/10/07, 08:16:42 AM
The dee nee tard mixed in with gantry looks a little bit like TBT

malnuboy

RBI my youth
dad kicks my ass
I cry under stairs
What do you got there, the 4 volt? I did you a favor.

JoeDirt

Quote from: malnuboy on 08/21/04, 09:35:21 AM
RBI my youth
dad kicks my ass
I cry under stairs

You don't quite get it
...should be seven syllables
but only line two.
Quote from: BDawk on 10/10/07, 08:16:42 AM
The dee nee tard mixed in with gantry looks a little bit like TBT

malnuboy

I believe that haikus are a state of mind, and that rules should only restrict my artistic talent
What do you got there, the 4 volt? I did you a favor.

JoeDirt

Quote from: malnuboy on 08/21/04, 10:30:28 AM
I believe that haikus are a state of mind, and that rules should only restrict my artistic talent

State of mind, you say?
Haiku doesn't work that way.
Five, seven five, man.
Quote from: BDawk on 10/10/07, 08:16:42 AM
The dee nee tard mixed in with gantry looks a little bit like TBT

Flood

Taco Tuesday's On
He rocks out with his cock out
Gerlost -- new man crush
Quote from: Darky on 01/13/16, 09:36:57 PM
I now wipe my ass after every time I take a piss

Gantry

My name is Marky
I live in a hot city
I love eric moulds

fknmclane

I am so stupid
People make fun have to laugh
Fuck Moulds in the butt
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

RedBarron

i look great naked
i cannot count past seven
cooter pie is good

JerryD

We should have something
A Hall of Fame for great threads
Yes or no?  Wumpst?  pics?
"He's Lemmy. He can be in any damn video he wants to!" -- Butthead

ericdavisfan

I love misspelled words
Let me count teh ways for you
Won, too, tree, for, five

TβG

this thread on wrong board
please move to eliminate
haiku confusion
Quote from: Nacho on 03/15/16, 10:17:08 AMWe've had babe drafts. We've had a sandwich draft. We can have our babes and eat sandwiches, too.

JoeDirt

The haikus are back
'cause of the arcade poems?
They were 'bout my dick.
Quote from: BDawk on 10/10/07, 08:16:42 AM
The dee nee tard mixed in with gantry looks a little bit like TBT

TβG

joe's phalus fetish
you just blew my fkn mind
now i understand
Quote from: Nacho on 03/15/16, 10:17:08 AMWe've had babe drafts. We've had a sandwich draft. We can have our babes and eat sandwiches, too.

ultimate7

Garvey on Dodgers?
Programmers never heard of
Gil Fucking Hodges?
Quote from: Dårky on 11/02/10, 12:04:50 AM
The Raiders are a successful organization

Reds

Vit left all of us
account has been deleted
bring him back today
Quote from: Gantry on 11/16/07, 05:05:20 PM
GoReds - a man among men...

TempoGL

vit did come back here
rack with an expensive cat
but you scarred erhajj!
Quote from: Nacho on 02/15/24, 12:09:31 PMWho Let the Dogs Out is an underrated masterpiece.