Steve Garvey

[ultimate7]

OK, he's only an Arcade RBIer, and I've made my disgust of him known well, here is more ammo for me.  He basically doesn't pay any money he owes anyone

http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/la-me-garvey9apr09,1,807438.story?ctrack=1&cset=true

[Big Hath]

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[Gantry]

Damn you hath, that is what I was goign to post...

[ultimate7]

I can't believe that reminded 2 different people of that, I understand why, but it's still funny.

Basically can't believe anyone remembered I had a Garvey Haiku

[BDawk]

I can't believe that reminded 2 different people of that, I understand why, but it's still funny.

Basically can't believe anyone remembered I had a Garvey Haiku

That's the first thing I think of when I hear the name Steve Garvey

[TempoGL]

me too.  i feel like my kirby puckett haiku is inappropriate now.

[fknmclane]

I can't believe that reminded 2 different people of that, I understand why, but it's still funny.

Basically can't believe anyone remembered I had a Garvey Haiku

That's the first thing I think of when I hear the name Steve Garvey

Me too.

[ultimate7]

After reading the full article, I think he's welches on his bills so it looks like he is in debt in attempt to avoid having to pay as much child support.

"Once a Dodger always a dodger"

[Dryden]

Not only does Steve Garvey have more notches on his bed than Mike D., he has more illegitimate children than Mike D. has notches.

The three worst things a person can be are

1. A Nazi war criminal
2. A child molester
3. Steve Garvey

This man is, as far as anyone knows, the only person who fits into all 3 categories.

[Gantry]

"To only focus on Steve Garvey's baseball accomplishments would leave out a lifetime of achievements as a businessman, philanthropist, volunteer and most importantly a devoted family man," reads the website http://www.stevegarvey.com , billed as his official site. "Garvey understands that in the ever-changing world we live in there is a great necessity of being a man of honor, integrity and quality."

I think we might have a 2006 Biggest Douche in the Universe canidate...

[fknmclane]

My favorite part from the wiki article is the mention of the popular San Diego bumper sticker: "Steve Garvey is not my padre." Awesome.