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[Reds]

Yes,   my prayers to the RBI Gods were answered as I went 6-0 tonight against Briznock...including two ten inning wins, and believe it or not...maybe my greatest victory of all time...

I went complete game with Cal Schiraldi, only straight pitch.....and beat Briz 6-3...and he pitched curve style...He WAS Houston, but I really didnt think Cal could pitch more than an inning without blowing a lead....Oh yeah.........

[fknmclane]

That's incredible.

[Gantry]

That's terrible Briz, you can't let Schraldi dominate you like that.  3 runs in straight against Calvin?  Inconcievable...

You deserve beer bitch for a month with that performance...

[Briznock]

This wasnt just straight pitch..... This was just him hitting the A button.  I got to throw curve style too.  It was devistating.  

[sucka free]

retirement?

[Briznock]

If i said that it would be a lie.  I dont know what i am gonna do other than quit being a big pussy and fucking beat his ass next time we play.  It doesnt help that in our 7 game series that i drew houston twice.  And had to pitch donni moore once.  so i know that it was kinda bad draws and a couple bad decisions throughout the games that led to my loss.  But i assure you that i will take that crown back from his gay ass and it will never be lost to him again.

[Reds]

Let's not be hasty......

and yes,   I didnt even move Cal on the mound, and didnt change speeds...and he managed 3 runs....Proving my dominance once again.

And before we played yesterday I almost just gave him the RBI Crown...but then I dominated him...and Hey  when he pitched donny moore, I was pitching Jack Morris..who is equally bad....He lost six straight..fair and square....

I'm awesome.

[Briznock]

GoReds.... You blow... you are not good at anything. At all.  Ever.  I am just bad at RBI.  And you only won the first poker tourney last week because i was a fucking idiot and HAD to see what you had.  I know you now and you wont win again.  And I am getting the idea in my head that you let me win those ten games of RBI in a row so that Id play you again.  I think its pure shit that you think my only scoring 3 runs in calvin schiraldi straight pitch proves anything about your RBI playing abilities.  It just proves how bad i am.  You arent good.  As RBI goes we cant even hold a candle to the players that frequent this site.  I think that GoReds should be banned for thinking anything of the sort.  I am declaring myself the worst RBI player ever.  And GoReds cant claim greatness at RBI by beating the worst player ever.  You are also the worst loser AND winner EVER.  of course the only thing you ever win is RBI... over the worst player ever.

P.S.  I retract any statement that i have ever made about me being good at RBI.  It was all a fluke.