There Will Be A Double Secret Guest At My Wedding

[BDawk]

shut your pie hole

[nightwulf]

also, time is short, make sure everyone has Journey's Don't Stop Beleavin' committed to memory. All must be on the dance floor for a horribly off key rendition late in the evening that may very well bring the house down.

Just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin anywhere
Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit
He took the midnight train goin anywhere

A singer in a smokey room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people, living just to find emotion
Hiding, somewhere in the night

Working hard to get my fill,
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin anything to roll the dice,
Just one more time
Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

(chorus)

Dont stop believin
Hold on to the feelin
Streetlight people

[rdub]

so hard.

[rdub]

does anyone have Boston's phone #? If not I can dig through my PM's. He gave it to me about 6 months ago.

[Mike D.]

Dude, Boston killed himself a month ago.  Gantry was upset.  Way to bring up bad news, dick.

[rdub]

USC, did you rent a car or have you worked it out with someone to pick you up?

[fightonusc]

I haven't yet. I had assumed that Gerlost was picking me up or someone else, but not surprised at all if I would wind up just catching a taxi to the hotel.

[Reds]

2:31 wednesday afternoon....and Im officially excited...

I am cleaning out my cooler presently, and plan on arriving with a case of high life to drink at the hotel while waiting for everyone to show up...

[Flood]

I haven't yet. I had assumed that Gerlost was picking me up or someone else, but not surprised at all if I would wind up just catching a taxi to the hotel.

I got you if you want to roll in style.

[fightonusc]

Done. If we can stop by Hooters for a pulled poop sandwich first.

[Flood]

Done. If we can stop by Hooters for a pulled poop sandwich first.

Sweet...I may be a few minutes late since I usually need a bathroom break every 15 minutes or so.

[rdub]

Done. If we can stop by Hooters for a pulled poop sandwich first.

You fucks should try "Johnny's" for lunch on Saturday. It's like a hooters except the cunt's wear trashier clothes and the food is a lot better. It's near the brewery (which I recommend you all take a tour of)

[Gerlost]

I don't know yet how busy I'll be on Friday.

[Gantry]

Getting a haircut tonight and picking up my pants from the cleaners tomorrow.  I've been to the cleaners twice times in my life so rdub should be honored.  I'm even going to shave for this event, and the mohawk will be combed down to a faux mullet/rattail combo.  Heck, I may even get the chin pubes trimmed.  I'll be at the pinnacle of my sexiness...

I assume rdub's fiancee has hot friends, and our goal should be to collectively disgust the entire lot, but in a non-cunty way...

[rdub]

she has a handful of attractive friends, all of which are bringing dates.....



...save one. This broad is an ubercunt and all efforts should be made to see to it that she has a horrible

horrible

horrible

time.

[Reds]

Consider this done.

I have an uncanny ability to wear a shirt with three old men blowing each other...

[Gantry]

Good call GoReds, I better pack that bad boy.  Perhaps you, me and TBT can have a Lemon party trifecta one night...

[broiler]

everyone was expecting hot single chicks at our wedding.  as it turns out, most hot chicks have deuchey boyfriends.

[TbT]

Good call GoReds, I better pack that bad boy.  Perhaps you, me and TBT can have a Lemon party trifecta one night...

i'll dig it out of the basement and wash it tonight....trust me, it needs to be washed.

[fightonusc]

So since when did "hot girl but has a douchey boyfriend" stop most anyone from Dee-Nee from trying to insert tongue in said hot chick's mouth?