Official Fantasy RBI Week 4 Thread

[fightonusc]

Poopydicks, GDavis Win in Doubleheader Action

DEE-NEE CITY - The Poopydicks used a 10-run sixth inning to defeat Attarack 20-10 in a six inning mercy rule game, while GDavis used a seven-run seventh inning to beat The Nimrods 13-11 in a rare Fantasy RBI doubleheader played earlier this week at Tengen Stadium.

"I felt like we had a chance to win this game," said Attarack co-manager Racktacular after the game, "but I forgot just how much Jack Morris sucks. Dear God does he suck."

Andre Dawson homered twice and drove in seven for The Poopydicks (4-0), including the game-ending, three-run home run in the sixth inning. Tom Brookens also homered twice, while Bob Brenly homered and drove in four. Tim Laudner homered and drove in five for Attarack (2-2).

The GDavis/Nimrods game was a closer affair. GDavis (2-2) came back from an 11-3 deficit, and was able to hold The Nimrods  (1-3) scoreless for the final three innings. Eric Davis homered four times and drove in six in defeat, while Mike Heath homered and drove in five for GDavis in the victory.

[fknmclane]

The POOPYDICKS! train keeps chugging along.  Poop poop!

[GDavis]

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?

[fightonusc]

The OC @ CommieHitlers game is complete. Game video attached, box score and recap to follow.

[moses]

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?

Why yes i do sir. Congratulations, i knew we were going to win.

[Gantry]

POOPYDICKS!

[fightonusc]

The OC Loses to The CommieHitlers, 20-18, Drop Second Straight

DEE-NEE CITY - The CommieHitlers used a six-run sixth inning to defeat The OC 20-18 at Tengen Stadium on Sunday afternoon, sending the defending Fantasy RBI League champions into a rare two-game losing streak.

"We're not panicking," said The OC owner TBG after emerging from a closed-door post-game meeting with the coaching staff and team executives. "There's no reason to panic at all - everything is fine. And since everything is fine, why would I panic? And before anyone asks, I want to give (team GM) BDawk a 100 percent, complete and total vote of confidence, and say that in no way are we considering bringing Pete Carroll in to run all baseball operations."

The game was a see-saw affair that saw The OC (2-2) jump out to a 12-9 lead after scoring eight in the top of the fifth inning. But The CommieHitlers (2-2) responded by eventually taking an 18-13 lead in the sixth inning that they would not relinquish. The OC attempted a comeback in the ninth inning after trailing by five with home runs by Pat Sheridan and Will Clark, but their comeback hopes were dashed by Matt Nokes' game-ending groundout.

Jose Canseco homered three times and drove in six for The CommieHitlers, while Dwight Evans added two home runs. Clark and Nokes each homered twice for The OC in defeat.

[BDawk]

We need to trade Nokes...Rack, what do you want for him?

[fightonusc]

The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores (2-1) @ Hip Young Popes (2-1) and Frank Tanana All-Stars (0-3) @ The Coprophiliacs (1-2) games are complete. Game videos are attached, box scores and recaps to follow.

[Reds]

We suck a fat dick.

[TβG]

way too many hits for our ace to be giving up.  the defense and baserunning from the fourth inning on were deplorable.  simply deplorable.

[fightonusc]

Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores Thrash Hip Young Popes, 22-11

DEE-NEE CITY - Don Mattingly and Wade Boggs each homered three times as The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores stopped The Hip Young Popes 22-11 in six innings in a Fantasy RBI League game played Sunday night at Tengen Stadium.

The Whores (3-1) were keyed by a seven-run second inning, and put the game away by scoring six runs in the final inning. The team won despite what many thought would be the crippling distraction of the disappearance of team owner Ryno, who has not been seen since a dispute with Attarack co-owner Racktacular on a rocky cliff in San Pedro, CA.

"No, it wasn't a big deal to us," said Mattingly in the Whores clubhouse after the game. "In fact, I don't mind it at all. That Ryno guy was kind of creepy, what with the posters and pictures of (journeyman semi-pro pitcher) Bonny (McBonneville) all over the place. Plus, he'd bring his food in from home, and it the whole clubhouse would reek of collard greens and chitlins."

Jeffrey Leonard was the leading batter for the Hip Young Popes (2-2), homering twice and driving in three.

[Gantry]

You can't be giving up 3 dingers to Wade Boggs, unacceptable...

[fightonusc]

Frank Tanana All-Stars Break Losing Skid, Win 25-18 Over Coprophiliacs

DEE-NEE CITY - The Frank Tanana All-Stars became the last Fantasy RBI League team to win, taking a 25-18 victory over the suddenly hapless Coprophiliacs on Sunday night at Tengen Stadium.

The All-Stars (1-3) rallied from a 14-8 deficit and held on to the win thanks in large part to Steve Bedrosian. The former closer was converted to the No. 2 pitcher by owner and manager Shooty Babbit after the team's horrific start. The controversial move paid off as Bedrosian gave up four earned runs in five innings of work to pick up the win.

Switching the rotation was not the only risky move made. Babbit also decided to rearrange the line-up alphabetically in order to "shake things up a bit". The move almost backfired when a few players were not able to figure out which letters came after other letters and almost missed their turn at-bat, but once the confusion was settled, it paid off with 34 total hits and 25 runs

"I'm very happy that these moves helped us win the game," Babbit said. "I'm even more thrilled that that losing cocksucker Bret Saberhagen never was able to get on the field. I sincerely hope that he somehow dies in a small plane crash, or we find a sucker willing to accept a trade - ANY TRADE - for this worthless sack of shit."

Jim Rice lead the Coprophiliacs (1-3) with two home runs, four RBI and one giant stack of Japanese porn.

[Darky]

"No, it wasn't a big deal to us," said Mattingly in the Whores clubhouse after the game. "In fact, I don't mind it at all. That Ryno guy was kind of creepy, what with the posters and pictures of (journeyman semi-pro pitcher) Bonny (McBonneville) all over the place. "

Wow! Dead red. Infatuation Rod Stewart would say.


If the Whores become the Empire, I can see myself tweaking Ryno's lineup a bit....if his team becomes my destiny.

[Mr. Blubbo]

2 losses.  Both to the Poopydicks.  I don't like the Poopydick's.  Not sure why played them twice in four contests.  There are more than three teams in the league, right?

[Mr. Blubbo]

We need to trade Nokes...Rack, what do you want for him?

I'll take Nokes, but I can't give you Laudner for him.

[Shooty]

Jesus.  Viola is almost as shitty as Saberhagen as a starter.  If he doesn't turn things around next week, Bedrosian will be my starter. 

Anyway, glad to get that first win behind us.  Time to get on a winning streak.

[TβG]

shooty....

interested in a danny cox for saberhagen exchange?

[Gantry]

Shooty = manager of the year