Official Bid on the Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores Thread

[fightonusc]

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Fantasy RBI League commissioner Richard Manfreddy announced today that he is placing The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores on the market for new ownership. The team had been controlled by the league since owner Ryno left Dee-Nee in a huff.

"It is in the best interest of the league that the new ownership is selected as quickly as possible," said Manfreddy in a statement released Monday afternoon from his palatial estate in the Hollywood Hills. "Our main concern is selecting an owner that will take the Fantasy RBI League with the seriousness that it deserves. Also, kicking a few dollars up to the top wouldn't hurt either, if you know what I mean."

Manfreddy instructed anyone interested in taking over ownership to submit a bid to The Official Bid on the Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores Thread on Dee-Nee.com by the end of the day on Tuesday. Offers should include the new team name, logo, and reasons why the new owner would be the best choice to take over the team.

[BDawk]

The OC would like to buy this team...

[moses]

So what are the reasons that the OC should take control of this team? Plus you forgot to submit the new team name and logo.

[fightonusc]

The commissioner would politely suggestion that The OC should try to get their team above the .500 mark before they spread themselves too thin running other teams.

[fknmclane]

The owners of the POOPYDICKS! respectfully request that no current owner of a team be allowed to run the Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores (why exactly they'd want to be losing not once but twice to the POOPYDICKS! every week is beyond us.)

[Darky]

THE GALACTIC EMPIRE
OFFICIAL PROPOSAL BID

STATEMENT OF INTENT

The Empire hereby formally announces it's intention to obtain The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores. The purpose of this proposal is to help market Fantasy RBI on a global scale with our Stockholm, Sweden location. Our intent is help maintain stability in the Fantasy RBI League, and strengthen the Fantasy RBI League with our relentless and committed dedication to field a superior product that should be an innovative model for success for any organization.
The Empire is fully aware and familiar of the Fantasy League and players by maintaining our very own independent statistics of the Fantasy Teams and players. We are currently running The Fantasy Watch publication with the Darkside as the editor in chief.
The Empire agrees that if it is selected as the successful team owner, that we will comply with the current legislative measures by the governing body of the Fantasy League.  The Empire also has no quarrels with any future terms of agreement/conditons documents that may be presented in a legal contract.

Specify the amount, if any, required to accompany the bid.  Detail any other specifications, conditions, or information in reference to the goods or services desired or required. Clearly identify any specifications which must be provided in order for the bid to be responsive.  It is suggested that numbered questions/items be included IN public for each Proposer to respond to by number. This will assure fairness in evaluation and facilitate preparation of the final contract.

TEAM NAME: THE EMPIRE
OWNER : THE DARK SIDE
INSTITUTION : GALACTIC EMPIRE
DEPARTMENT: RBI FANTASY BASEBALL
TEAM COLORS : PURE BLACK WITH RED BATS IF POSSIBLE
TEAM LOGO:

[BDawk]

nay

[nomaaa]

i'd like a team.


i've got some popsicles in the basement.

[fightonusc]

i'd like a team.


i've got some popsicles in the basement.

Tell me more. What flavor are they? They aren't Otter Pops, are they?

[fknmclane]

If they're otter pops and I can get 1/3 of what he has available then I'm voting for nomaa.

[Darky]

i'd like a team.


i've got some popsicles in the basement.

Tell me more. What flavor are they? They aren't Otter Pops, are they?

I counter with a Dala horse and some Orrefors crystal design. I'll even throw in 100 kronors!

[TβG]

i thought i set some reasonable terms for darkside's ownership in a different thread.

[Darky]

i thought i set some reasonable terms for darkside's ownership in a different thread.

Actually, your terms and conditions sounds pretty fair. Plus there is no shipping involved.

Nobody seems to be interested. What a shame on ignoring such a spectacular opportunity.
Well I am very excited at a chance to participate in the Fantasy League.  nomaa seems interested, but he never clarified the reasons why he would be the best choice to take over the team.

Offers should include the new team name, logo, and reasons why the new owner would be the best choice to take over the team.

i'd like a team.


i've got some popsicles in the basement.

Very unprofessional and the media is making a buzz out of this as a slap in the face to Mr. Manfreddy.

[Gantry]

How about a DS/Nomaa combo?  Worked for the POOPYDICKS...

[ultimate7]

I'm still in favor of keeping it Ryno's team.

[Darky]

How about a DS/Nomaa combo?  Worked for the POOPYDICKS...

Nomaa can join the Empire as an intern. His role would be in public relations with the objective to attract young Swedish teens to the games.

[moses]

I'm still in favor of keeping it Ryno's team.

I second this motion.

[Reds]

I'm still in favor of keeping it Ryno's team.

I second this motion.

third'ed

[BDawk]

nay to darkside

[Darky]

nay to darkside