Official Rdub's Bachelor Party/Weekend of Debauchery Thread

[BDawk]

Bah! You beat me to it.

Anyway, I too would like to do everything that Vegas has to offer, but we do only have about 40 hours in town, and I plan on sleeping at least some of it.

west coast Pussy

[rdub]

Is it Friday yet?

[fightonusc]

Update: I fucked my back up last night. As usual, it was doing something innocuous - in this case, trying to slam a drawer shut that was too full of clothes. I basically couldn't move last night, and spent most of the night in bed getting pissed off that I was going to be immobile and not get to golf this weekend.

I'm still pretty sore today, although it's better than it was last night. I might go see a massage therapist tomorrow if it doesn't get better. Could someone bring some Novocaine this weekend in case I need to get shot up?

[fknmclane]

I'm still hacking like fucking crazy from the flu I had last week or so.  Feels like my bronchitis has kicked back in again but I've been putting myself through an intense cleansing process all week.  That mucinex shit actually works pretty well.  I'm popping vitamins like crazy and drinking so much water that I have to piss every half hour.  Doubt I'm going to be 100% come Friday but no worries, once I step foot off that plane and get that first drink in me, it wouldn't matter if I just had both legs chopped off and went though intense chemo, I'm having a great fucking time.

[rdub]

what the fuck people? you are all falling apart. I talked to Jameybaxter this morning and he has the flu too.

He also got a call from the guy who decides who gets Chick-Fil-A franchises and he's flying into Fayeteville and wants to meet with Jamey Friday night so now he is in the process of trying to find out if he can meet the guy earlier and change his flights otherwise he isn't coming.

My bachelor party is already off to a sucky start.

[fightonusc]

I didn't even want to mention that I've been dealing with a sinus infection and have been taking Cipro since Monday.

But here's the thing: I'm going to be so pumped up when I land on Friday, combined with how liquored up I'll probably be all weekend, means that there's almost a zero percent chance that I'll be feeling any pain all weekend.

[BDawk]

I didn't even want to mention that I've been dealing with a sinus infection and have been taking Cipro since Monday.

But here's the thing: I'm going to be so pumped up when I land on Friday, combined with how liquored up I'll probably be all weekend, means that there's almost a zero percent chance that I'll be feeling any pain all weekend.

That's the spirit

[Gantry]

Is it weird for me to be just as excited about this event despite the fact that I'm not going?   This is sort of Dee-Nee's last chance to get the true MikeD/RDub experience before they tie the knot...

[fightonusc]

One question is: is anyone bringing a laptop so we can post updates? My laptop is my work computer, and given the chances that it would have booze/blood/stripper cooze juice spilled on it during the weekend, I'm sure as hell not brining mine.

[rdub]

gantry makes it sound like Mike and I are getting hitched.


I'm sure Jamey, if his ass even comes, will bring his laptop.

[Nacho]

Not sure if anyone has already asked this question, but why isn't this thread in Anything Goes?

[BDawk]

Not sure if anyone has already asked this question, but why isn't this thread in Anything Goes?

Because it's new(s)

[rdub]

Not sure if anyone has already asked this question, but why isn't this thread in Anything Goes?

I figured I'd be posting in it a lot (which I have) and I didn't want to bore the shit out of everyone so I tucked it away in News (which, like Jamey, never sees any action)

[Nacho]

Not sure if anyone has already asked this question, but why isn't this thread in Anything Goes?

I figured I'd be posting in it a lot (which I have) and I didn't want to bore the shit out of everyone so I tucked it away in News (which, like Jamey, never sees any action)

I think this thread has singlehandedly tripled the amount that most of us visit the News board.

[rdub]

News=So Hard

[ami]

means that there's almost a zero percent chance that I'll be feeling any pain all weekend.

so like 1%?

[rdub]

one hour today and 8 hours tomorrow.

We're in the home stretch.

I need to go buy the various ingredients for my famous bloody marys, some extra dice for "Ship, Capt. and Crew", Iron some shit and hit up the ATM tonight.

I'm dropping the car off at Best Buy tomorrow to get my Sirius rinstalled in my car (after I had to throw down an extra $100 in parts for the adapter since my car has one of those shitty european antennas)

[Reds]

what is ship capt crew?

[rdub]

what is ship capt crew?

its a fun cheap gambling dice game best done with decent sized group standing around a kitchen table.

every body throws a dollar in the middle of the table. Each person gets a turn with a cup and 5 dice. You get 3 rolls, trying to roll a 6, 5 and a 4 and you have to get them in order. As you get each of the magic #'s, you put it aside and use the remaining dice for your following roles. Afteryou get the Ship, Capt and Crew (6,5,4), you add up the remaining two dice for your score. If you got the 6,5,4 in your first or second roll, you can re-roll the last two dice to try and better your score. After 3 rolls, your turn is up and you pass the cup. Highest score of those who got the magic #'s takes the pot.

[broiler]

if highest score takes the pot then it definately sounds like goreds type if game