Happy Birthday fathed

[fknmclane]

41.  Whoa.  Have a great day.

[Gantry]

Take extra calcium

[Reds]

Take extra Wurther's Originals

[BeefMaster]

Happy birthday, fathed.  I hope you have some time to just relax and enjoy "Matlock".

[Mike D.]

Happy Birthday Fathed!  Fire up that horseless carriage and head to the nearest barn raising!

[BDawk]

Happy birthday Fathead. Good luck with that new hip.

[Nacho]

Happy birthday Fathed.  Don't let the onset of Alzheimer's cause you to forget to take your Metamucil.

[fathedX]

Thanks guys.  I'm hoping to take a nap in my favorite recliner and maybe get extra mashed potatoes with my meal tonight.  Things are gettin' crazy around here.

[Nacho]

Maybe tomorrow you can sleep in until 5:00AM or so.  Just make sure to let your friends at the Country Kitchen know so they don't get worried when you don't show up on time.

[Gerlost]

Happy birthday Fathed.  Don't forget to charge your Hoveround.

[BDawk]

Happy Birthday: You should celebrate by taking the metal detector out to the beach

[nomaaa]

happy birthday. do something old people do

[fathedX]

True story:  I'm actually watering the lawn right now.

[Nacho]

True story:  I'm actually watering the lawn right now.

And yelling at the local youth to stay off of it?  Please say it's so...

[broiler]

Happy Birthday: You should celebrate by taking the metal detector out to the beach

miked has a real cherry of a detector if you feel like trying one of the newfangled models

[fathedX]

Played catch with my kid, went for a drive in convertable.  Opened some presents then went to the Pumphouse Brewery and had a couple of "Survivor Cream Ales," one of the seasonal brews.  It was outstanding.  Ate a lovely Bolonese pasta dish, will soon be having some birthday cake.  Now I'm watching the Nuggets in HiDef.  Life is good, even when you're old.

[broiler]

pretty soon you will be so old that you wont be able to count up to your age on your abacus

[fathedX]

I'm modern: I have a slide rule.  Bitch.

[Gantry]

Broiler got served...

[TβG]

happy birthday fathed.  i hope you never changed out of your bathrobe all day.