Happy 38th UNCLEWHIZ29

[BDawk]

What an awesome uncle. 

[Reds]

Good old Uncle whiz...

I remember how we used to put on plays in his cellar.  He was always video taping and quite sweaty, but in good spirits so long as all of us kids remembered our lines properly.  I sure would like to see those tapes now...

[Gerlost]

Seems like just yesterday he turned 29...

[BDawk]

It was always hot in that basement.  Luckily he had bathing suits and fans for us. The best was the pieces of cake he had for us every time we were there.  I used to get so sleepy after my piece of cake ...luckily he had plenty of beds and couch space for me to sleep on.  Sometimes I'd wake up with someone else's bathing suit on...weird, but fun nonetheless.  It was nice to have a grownup treat me like an adult for once.

[GDavis]

[Nacho]

I never understood why the other grownups hated him so much before Uncle Whiz had to go away.  I guess they just didn't understand.

[TβG]

jealous of his wood paneling in the basement, no doubt.

[Nacho]

That, and his wispy mustache.

[Gerlost]

One time I had a dream that Uncle Whiz turned off all the lights and had me shake up a stubborn bottle of ketchup.  I shook and shook but the ketchup just wouldn't come out, but Uncle Whiz kept assuring me that if I shook harder enough, it'd work.  So I kept on shaking it faster and faster and I guess because it was so dark I didn't stop in time because some of the ketchup got on my face.  Uncle Whiz just wiped it off with a funny smelling rag and then I woke up.  Turns out I had just fallen asleep on the couch while Uncle Whiz was watching Nickelodeon in his bathrobe!  What a crazy dream!

[TβG]

i always liked it when he would give me an ice cream out of his truck.  FOR FREE! all my friends in the neighborhood were so jealous because my uncle was the icecream man!

[Flood]

he fucks kids imo

[TβG]

he fucks kids imo

prove it!

[BDawk]

How did you possibly come to that conclusion?

[Nacho]

Flood's trying to sully ol' Uncle Whizzy's name.  I think we should do what Whiz does to us and just tickle him until he's unconscious.

[BDawk]

Dear uncle whiz, if you're reading this, please come back and share some more stories with us

[fknmclane]

I love that BDawk doesn't get any birthday wishes but unclewhiz isn't left out.

[BDawk]

Yeah, seriously.  My birthday was a few days ago.  I guess I see where I stand in this place:


1) Everyone Cool

Huge Gape

2) Unclewhiz

Huge Gape

3) Bdawk

[fathedX]

Hey Pouty McPouterson, you'll note that your birthday did not show up on the site since you didn't put your birthday on your account.  Only those who are FB friends with you knew it was your special day, and they don't care about you.

[Gantry]

I can vouch that I don't care about him

[BDawk]

I'm facebook friends with nearly everyone here.   This is starting to really hurt