2007 National RBI Tournament!!

[Mike D.]

Where are you guys golfing?

Some goat track out by the airport.  Airport Golf Course??  Not sure.  JoeD- Get yerself and Mclane to play, then we have a sixer.

[JoeDirt]

Yeah, that's literally at the airport...not a bad course and reasonably priced, as I recall.

I'll probably have to work, but could be a last minute thing...

[Baines]

If you're looking for a couple more to make a sixer I'll play.  I haven't been out yet this year though so I'm a little rusty.  I'd say I'm probably good for upper 90's and close to a beer per hole average. 

[Flood]

If you're looking for a couple more to make a sixer I'll play. I haven't been out yet this year though so I'm a little rusty. I'd say I'm probably good for upper 90's and close to a beer per hole average.

And rumor has it you puke every 3-4 holes. 
I'm definitely up for some airport golf...just a warning though: I'm average at best and I don't recognize 'golf ettiquette'.  I will make fun of you for missing a putt and will probably rub your 7 iron on/in my ass-crack every chance I get. 

[GDavis]

Is "golf" a codeword for fucking hookers?

[TbT]

And rumor has it you puke every 3-4 holes. 

i used to have that problem, but it was on account of all the nasty porky chicks i was humpin' 

[fknmclane]

Alright, count me in for golf.  I'll get my hands on some clubs, I'll just steal my brother's or Chubbs'.  I am down for some golfing.  I'm down.

Wait a minute...what time are we planning on golfing?  It could be kinda tricky, especially with the tournament games that myself, Emilio and Malnu are supposed to be playing in.

So I amend my first statement: if we can get a tee time that will not interfere in any way with the tournament, I'm down for golfing, count me in.

[fightonusc]

I'm assuming that they'll rent clubs at the course. I'm not planning on bringing my own clubs (I travel light, in case I'm called on to be the next XXX), but if I can rent some clubs there, I'd be up for swinging the sticks. And by "sticks", I mean "golf clubs". Not "penis".

As for JoeDirt: I think Gantry's post at some point during this thread that, to paraphrase, "there will be all sorts of ill shit going on in the side rooms) is how I feel. The tournament rooms are for that only, and I'm not going to be making a fool of myself in there (other than with my play). However, I signed up for the tournament for for a chance to meet my Internet friends - Emilio summed up my feelings quite well.

[TβG]

i'll do the tournament bracket lottery if you want.  i don't cheat, and i'm not going to the tourney because i'm a molly-coddle mamsy-pamsy type.

i'd still like to take part in what i can even though i wont be there.  i don't want to lose my internet friends just because i can't be there in person.

[SmokedUBad13]

Like the COTUT, I think the lottery should be done 'live via webcam.'  This is the only way that any doubt of tournament rigging can be eliminated.  I am strongly for it being completed within the next two weeks so we can all have an idea of who we have to play in the first couple rounds.

[Mike D.]

Alright, count me in for golf.  I'll get my hands on some clubs, I'll just steal my brother's or Chubbs'.  I am down for some golfing.  I'm down.

Wait a minute...what time are we planning on golfing?  It could be kinda tricky, especially with the tournament games that myself, Emilio and Malnu are supposed to be playing in.

So I amend my first statement: if we can get a tee time that will not interfere in any way with the tournament, I'm down for golfing, count me in.

Tee times, ahh yes...  well, we were looking at Friday mid-morning (10-ish), and then finding times when we are there.  When do the torney games start/finish on both Saturday and Sunday?  Who is going to be there when?  I think Malnu started driving out there this morning.

[fknmclane]

usc and I arrive Friday evening but with games all day Saturday, it will be tough (impossible) to play that day.

I think the only way this group is getting in some golf is if myself, Emilio and usc are all eliminated from the tourney on Saturday.  Then it's hardcore boozing and whatnot Saturday night followed up by what I think should be a brutally early tee time, like 7 or 8 am.

[Mike D.]

Makes sense.  Don't worry about clubs, I will be bringing mine and people can borrow them if they wish.

[Flood]

usc and I arrive Friday evening but with games all day Saturday, it will be tough (impossible) to play that day.

I think the only way this group is getting in some golf is if myself, Emilio and usc are all eliminated from the tourney on Saturday. Then it's hardcore boozing and whatnot Saturday night followed up by what I think should be a brutally early tee time, like 7 or 8 am.

when do you and your bitch fly back?

[JoeDirt]

Tourney times are pretty much all day Saturday.  I suppose it makes the most sense to get the lottery completed so player times are posted.  But for a list of all times, please check here:

http://ohio.rbicentral.com/brackets.html

[fightonusc]

Mclane's bitch here. Our flight out on Sunday leaves at 4:25 p.m. local time. I suppose that if one of us makes it to the championship (not likely, but still...) that person will have to book a later flight.

[TβG]

Mclane's bitch here. Our flight out on Sunday leaves at 4:25 p.m. local time. I suppose that if one of us makes it to the championship (not likely, but still...) that person will have to book a later flight.

... and the odds on that are 39294/1.

[Mike D.]

What are the rules on Jagermeister and Red Buhl at the tourney?  I find it appropriate.  Also, are there excessive rules regarding boorish behavior? Fifth, is the first rule of the tourney you can't talk about the tourney?  E: Can I pretend the RBI Tourney is a real baseball tourney to pick up unwitting/fat/sloppy chicks?

[JoeDirt]

Most of those are not covered in the rules section, but you might wanna visit the tourney site:  http://ohio.rbicentral.com

[GDavis]

Can I pretend the RBI Tourney is a real baseball tourney to pick up unwitting/fat/sloppy chicks?

If they're unwitting, fat and sloppy, will you really need to lie in order to bed them?