2007 National RBI Tournament!!

[Flood]

that's awesome malnu...what's your friend's problem?  Everybody knows that Attezobal hasn't had a homicidal episode in years.  I'm sure everything will be just fine.

[fknmclane]

I just read through the rules and regs of the tourney and my head hurts.  JoeD, is there going to be a supervisor at every tourney game, and if so, are they tourney players or bums off the street?

And any of you fuckers thinking of signing up, hurry up and do it so JoeD can create the brackets and I can start talking shit and harassing my first round opponent with a steady diet of disgusting emails and perhaps mail bombs to blow off his fingers.

[JoeDirt]

Nah, it's all pretty simple, really.  Some details are extremely specific and probably won't come up in any given game.  I suggest printing a copy out and just bringing it with you--that way you can refer to it if necessary, but don't necessarily have to...

As far as the brackets go, I think we're going to randomly draw spots the morning of the tourney.

[Flood]

Nah, it's all pretty simple, really. Some details are extremely specific and probably won't come up in any given game. I suggest printing a copy out and just bringing it with you--that way you can refer to it if necessary, but don't necessarily have to...

As far as the brackets go, I think we're going to randomly draw spots the morning of the tourney.

I see your lips moving but I don't hear anything coming out.

[JoeDirt]

My lips move, but you can't hear what I'm saying?  When I was a child, I caught a fever?  My hands felt like two balloons?

[fknmclane]

I think I'm gonna try a game for myself after (if) I lose in the tourney.  It's called Edward 40Hands.  Instead of scissors, I'll tape two 40s or maybe two 32s of High Life to my hands. Hilarity will ensue.

[BeeJay]

That idea always sounds great, but how do you drink the two 40's without pissing in your pants?

[malnuboy]

That idea always sounds great, but how do you drink the two 40's without pissing in your pants?

you don't, try to keep up BeeUsc/Jay/Paw

[fknmclane]

That idea always sounds great, but how do you drink the two 40's without pissing in your pants?

Because I won't be wearing any pants...and you'll be drinking as well...and it won't be beer.

[BeeJay]

"Looks like we'll all be having golden showers!"

Kenny Brocklestein.

[Reds]

So are all star teams usuable..

BTW..Im still considering this whole thing.....

[JoeDirt]

Allstar teams are sometimes usuable...depends on if both players use/don't use 'em.  If they differ in opinion, each player picks one of the ten teams to eliminate for that series.

I highly suggest you make up your mind soon--I have a few emails of people coming out of the wood work to sign up!

[RedBarron]

where, exactly, is the wood work?

[JoeDirt]

check up your ass--where most other things are...

[malnuboy]

pumpst


meaning I'mpumped

[Gantry]

I just edited the first post to list the dee-nee regulars that are attending.  Let me know if I missed any....

[JoeDirt]

looks about right so far...thanks!

[Attezzobal]

pumpst


meaning I'mpumped

I'm fucking pumped about spending a drunken night with Malnu, and hopefully cuddling (or at least busting back..........BEST PUN EVER!!)

[fknmclane]

That's everyone from the dee nee community.  Just three months away.  Should be veeery interesting.

JoeD, how many spots left and who's ass do I have to break my foot off in to get them to come?

[Flood]

Fknmclane, all you gotta do is jiggle my balls a bit to get me to come.