Gantry, Fightonusc, MikeD, Gerlost, Jameybaxter, J-Ttrain, TBT and Goreds All Confirmed....but who is the mystery dee-nee guest.....
you'll have to stay tuned to find out.
Quote from: rdub on 12/20/06, 03:21:20 PM
Gantry, Fightonusc, MikeD, Gerlost, TBT and Goreds All Confirmed....but who is the mystery dee-nee guest.....
you'll have to stay tuned to find out.
Wow... the original wumpst? Ami? MR RBI? This should DEFINITELY be a puhl...
I thought he was marrying Ami? She's no shock...
I hope it's maxradridingbyintensely.
moses?
It sure as fuck isn't me. But thanks for rubbing it in that I can't come. You suck. Douche.
darkside still has a couple weeks left to cancel...
VitB6?
it's bonny, but don't hold your breath.
whats the lodging situation? is there a hotel preference for us to look into close to the wedding? something close to a nasty hole in the wall strip club preferably.
Quote from: TBT on 12/23/06, 01:08:21 PM
whats the lodging situation? is there a hotel preference for us to look into close to the wedding? someplace with a nasty glory-hole in the wall preferably.
Quote from: TBT on 12/23/06, 01:08:21 PM
whats the lodging situation? is there a hotel preference for us to look into close to the wedding? something close to a nasty hole in the wall strip club preferably.
we have rates at two Hampton Inns, one downtown and the other closer to my neck of the woods. PM if you need the details, hotel rooms are a bitch to get in Saint Louis as there is always some sort of convention everyweekend, and March 31st is no exception (some big teacher conference and the Card's home opener)
So is Clambutt the double secret guest?
maybe.
maybe not.
If I'm right do i win something?
Quote from: moses on 12/26/06, 02:48:35 PM
If I'm right do i win something?
I'll let you use your cans to catch a hot wad of my semen at the next Dee-nee fest.
Quote from: rdub on 12/26/06, 02:53:04 PM
Quote from: moses on 12/26/06, 02:48:35 PM
If I'm right do i win something?
I'll let you use your cans to catch a hot wad of my semen at the next Dee-nee fest.
Wow thanks.
you're god damn right "thanks"
I would rate that gift righ up there with the shitty christmas present i got from the ex.
Or even the dollar i won on a scratch ticket yesterday.
Quote from: moses on 12/26/06, 02:39:23 PM
So is Clambutt the double secret guest?
Quote from: rdub on 12/26/06, 02:47:54 PM
maybe.
maybe not.
Quote from: moses on 12/26/06, 02:48:35 PM
If I'm right do i win something?
This all feels strangely familiar...
I've gotten it cleared by the fiancee to Officially invite 2 more people with guests.
So the following commits that I didn't send "save the date" cards or have on the Official initial list are
Nightwulf
TBT
Strassy (probable)
Goreds
Mystery Guest
Gantry has agreed to make Nightwulf his date and USC has agreed to do likewise for Strassy.
Gerlost may be able to make the Mystery Guest his date depending on whether he can find a broad to take or no.
Which means I may only have to give out one additional OFFICIAL invite to TBT and Goreds which will make the fiancee (and her parents who are footing the $90 a person bill) very happy.
TBT, Gantry and USC have the hotel information for the discounted blocked rooms we got. You won't be able to find anything closer than these as the reception is downtown and hotels are booked for a convention and for the Cards opening game on Sunday (and have been booked for 8 months in advance). Please coordinate with your respective dates for how you want to arrange travel, hotels and sexual intercourse accordingly.
I hate you all more than the Dallas Mavericks.
Also, for the discerning listener, their will be a special dee-nee tribute worked into the prelude music as played by Gerlost.
Do the Dallas Mavericks really hate us all that much?
I hope the double secret guest is:
(http://www.autogramy.cz/moje/zahranicni_herci/Winslow_Michael.jpg)
Nightwulf, Strassy, Gerlost - if we are all going, we should arrange travel and lodging plans. And by "we" I mean everyone else do all the work...
Why me? I already live here.
Sounds like someone offering up lodging for everyone...
Gerlost, fine. THought you were in Greenville, which I assumed was some distance from The Lou...
I had assumed that since Strassy was my "date" for the wedding, we'd be sharing a sexy room. If people want to go in on a room for four people, I'm down with that...
My folks would not approve of you ragamuffins.
Quote from: fightonusc on 01/01/07, 12:10:56 AM
I had assumed that since Strassy was my "date" for the wedding, we'd be sharing a sexy room. If people want to go in on a room for four people, I'm down with that...
As would I...
Quote from: Gerlost on 01/01/07, 12:11:22 AM
My folks would not approve of you ragamuffins.
Dee-Nee members can be quite charming when they need to...
i'll do whatever.
Quote from: Strassy on 01/01/07, 11:32:10 AM
i'll do whatever.
Then you DEFINITELY are my date for the weekend.
Here is the tentative plan:
1) Strassy & myself drive down together (perhaps preceded by a night of obnoxious boozing at his place) and pickup nightwulf.
2) Strassy, nightwulf, fighton and myself share a room in The Lou. Bring 60 Old Styles and a NES for guy-on-guy hotel fun!
3) Make asses of ourselves at rdub's wedding, take beaucoup pictures and keep all of Dee-Nee abreast of the situation. Hopefully this will prompt at least 128 "FUCK!" replies from a crestfallen mclane.
Sound like a plan?
When will the mystery guest be revealed?
Is it the Biblical Moses?
Quote from: Gantry on 01/01/07, 02:18:36 PM
3) Make asses of ourselves at rdub's wedding, take beaucoup pictures and keep all of Dee-Nee abreast of the situation. Hopefully this will prompt at least 128 "FUCK!" replies from a crestfallen mclane.
I probably won't have access to dee nee the entire weekend so I'm going to try and just put you fuckers out of sight out of mind. I hate you all...
Quote from: Gantry on 01/01/07, 02:18:36 PM
Here is the tentative plan:
1) Strassy & myself drive down together (perhaps preceded by a night of obnoxious boozing at his place) and pickup nightwulf.
2) Strassy, nightwulf, fighton and myself share a room in The Lou. Bring 60 Old Styles and a NES for guy-on-guy hotel fun!
3) Make asses of ourselves at rdub's wedding, take beaucoup pictures and keep all of Dee-Nee abreast of the situation. Hopefully this will prompt at least 128 "FUCK!" replies from a crestfallen mclane.
Sound like a plan?
Done. I'll take care of booking the hotel. I lost the save the date card, so could someone PM me the hotel info? I'll get them for Friday and Saturday nights.
Gantry and Nightwulf: when you're together, are you guys going to talk in binary code or are you going with the more traditional English?
Binary takes too long to talk in, yet if there are any other nerds floating around they may pick up if we speak in hex. So I think octal is the proper language to use...
Top 3 Nerd languages:
1) Klingon
2) Esperanto
3) Hexidecimal ASCII
None of the above will get you laid, but there is always a chance with octal...
Quote from: JoeDirt on 01/01/07, 04:36:59 PM
Gantry and Nightwulf: when you're together, are you guys going to talk in binary code or are you going with the more traditional English?
01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111
01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000
01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101
00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101
01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111
01101110 01100101 00101110
Forgive me for the stupid question... but what weekend is this again?
Quote from: nightwulf on 01/01/07, 05:37:30 PM
01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111
01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000
01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101
00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101
01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111
01101110 01100101 00101110
Can't you read?
Oh so what you are saying is it will be the same weekend I will be in boston.
Damn, nightwulf--that was cold. :(
very funny nightwulf, or should i say gantry...
good thing binary is similar to the language of moisture evaporators. do you speak boche (sp)?
Quote from: TBG on 01/01/07, 10:00:40 PM
very funny nightwulf, or should i say gantry...
good thing binary is similar to the language of moisture evaporators. do you speak boche (sp)?
I know one thing. That was definitely not a code used by the rebellion. Theres a good bet they know we're here.
So what exactly makes this a "double secret," anyway?
Quote from: JoeDirt on 01/02/07, 12:06:40 PM
So what exactly makes this a "double secret," anyway?
I stole it from Animal House where the Delta House gets put on "Double Secret Probation".
My bad, I thought everyone everywhere would get the reference but I guess I overestimated you Dirt.
...apparently Animal house isn't very popular in the gay community
Well, shit then. I am not to be estimated in any regard.
Just want to throw out there that if you guys are booking hotels at either of the places where we have reserved rooms and discounted rates, you need to do it by the end of this month, after that the holds off, the rates go up and they'll likely sell out very quick.
Somebody not named Gantry book the room for me and I'll split costs. Thanks
Quote from: rdub on 01/04/07, 02:03:24 PM
Just want to throw out there that if you guys are booking hotels at either of the places where we have reserved rooms and discounted rates, you need to do it by the end of this month, after that the holds off, the rates go up and they'll likely sell out very quick.
I'll take care of this sometime in the next week or so. Someone remind me if I don't post that I've done it.
fyi, i just used priceline to book a great rate on a room for my spring training trip. 3 stars in chandler az for $50 a night. [/shatner]
Quote from: fightonusc on 01/04/07, 04:01:58 PM
Quote from: rdub on 01/04/07, 02:03:24 PM
Just want to throw out there that if you guys are booking hotels at either of the places where we have reserved rooms and discounted rates, you need to do it by the end of this month, after that the holds off, the rates go up and they'll likely sell out very quick.
I'll take care of this sometime in the next week or so. Someone remind me if I don't post that I've done it.
Posting, though the week ain't over...
BTW, I recommend the Hampton Inn @ Forest Park over the one @ Union Station. there will be shuttles from the reception for both of these so you can get as shit canned as you like.
An update:
I will be attending RDubs wedding solo, as wifey has a conflict. This will lead to me getting wasted beyond belief and having plenty of time to hang out with my Dee-Nee brethren.
first Fighton's broad, now Miked and my bro sent me an email last week saying his old lady can't make it either.
Come on guys, I mean, I know I'm dirtball skumbag but it's my f'ing wedding for chrissake. I'm not not going to be hitting on any of your chicks. They can come to the wedding and I promise not to harrass any of them.
You should treat this as a wonderful occurence. I will now be able to roam free and entertain guests with tales of Rdub yesteryears.
Quote from: rdub on 01/10/07, 10:23:17 AM
my bro sent me an email last week saying his old lady can't make it either.
Seriously, your sister in law won't be coming to your wedding, that's BS.
Quote from: rdub on 01/10/07, 10:23:17 AM
first Fighton's broad, now Miked and my bro sent me an email last week saying his old lady can't make it either.
Come on guys, I mean, I know I'm dirtball skumbag but it's my f'ing wedding for chrissake. I'm not not going to be hitting on any of your chicks. They can come to the wedding and I promise not to harrass any of them.
This is why i am not coming. I do not want you harrassing my girlfriend she is pure and innocent. The likes of you and MikeD may make her go straight again.
Quote from: ultimate7 on 01/10/07, 10:29:37 AM
Quote from: rdub on 01/10/07, 10:23:17 AM
my bro sent me an email last week saying his old lady can't make it either.
Seriously, your sister in law won't be coming to your wedding, that's BS.
she's an ugly cunt and I hate her so its not that much of a loss. Plus she's totally anti-social and she clings to my brother's side at all times and throws a shit fit if, on the rare occasions that i see him, we want to off to a bar and have a drink and catch up or something.
also, no one in my family likes her but no one will admit it except me and everyone in the family talks about how I need to be nicer to her but fuck her, i haven't spent 5 minutes alone, hanging out with my brother in 5 years since they've been married.
Can we get a list of Dee-Nee attendees to RDubs wedding?
Quote from: Mike D. on 01/10/07, 11:02:17 AM
Can we get a list of Dee-Nee attendees to RDubs wedding?
I'd like to see the "official list" too.
MikeD
Gantry
Nighwulf
former member J-train
Gerlost
Jameybaxter
Fighton
TBT
Go-reds
Strassy
Guest "X"
That's it?
who were you expecting?
At a bare minimum, Ami.
after that thread, there's a little bit of Ami in all of us.
And a little bit of us in Ami.
Quote from: nightwulf on 01/10/07, 11:17:27 AM
At a bare minimum, Ami.
I totally agree. My fiancee is such a bitch, only allowing me to invite 10 internet friends, half of whom I've never met in my life, all of whom will cost my future father in-law roughly $1000 to feed and entertain.
Quote from: rdub on 01/10/07, 11:30:21 AM
I totally agree. My fiancee is such a bitch, only allowing me to invite 10 internet friends, half of whom I've never met in my life, all of whom will cost my future father in-law roughly $1000 to feed and entertain.
It'd cost way more than $1000 to feed Ami.
Zing!
Dont forget a plate for the baby. it has rdub's lips and miked's shoulders
I would love to be MikeD's or fighton's date....any takers?
Quote from: CurtFlood on 01/10/07, 05:34:04 PM
I would love to be MikeD's or fighton's date....any takers?
You can be mine. ALLLLLLL mine.
seriously, is Michael Winslow going to be there?
Quote from: Mike D. on 01/10/07, 06:44:07 PM
Quote from: CurtFlood on 01/10/07, 05:34:04 PM
I would love to be MikeD's or fighton's date....any takers?
You can be mine. ALLLLLLL mine.
this needs to happen.
sweet...I'm gonna hit up the wife and a decision will be made by lunchtime
I'm in.
I have to say that I am disappointed that I won't get to see "the coworkers" wonderful rack but this is offset by the opportunity to watch Curtflood yack in the reception hall bathroom.
Also, to all dee-nee'rs at the wedding, make sure Flood stays sober Friday night to avoid his traditional week-ass 2nd day showing.
This is turning into a substantial Dee-Nee fest.
HATE
Isn't there one more Dee-Nee slot open now that Sara can't come with Fighton?
i think Fighton is taking Strassy
Gantry is taking Nightwulf
TBT is taking Goreds
Miked is taking Flood
Jamey baxter is stag
Gerlost may or may not be stag
Guest X may also be stag.
Gantry, RDub-- any chance of a lipitz showing? He would be a valuable addition.
If so, we will need substantially more chairs.
I'll either have a sexy date or a sexier date (Dee-Nee).
BDawk is my guess for double sexy secret guest...the only question is which date he'll bring.
If I could get Bdawk to go, I would personally buy his ticket. I don't believe that he actually exists.
I do exist...I'm just a robot. Think VIKI from Small Wonder...but sexy
Lipitz's sorry ass needs to come to the site every once in awhile and speak for himself, but I'm guessing no. It's only 2 weeks after our NCAA trip and that would likely mess up his work schedule. Plus he's a pussy...
I will call the hotel tomorrow morning and book at the one that RDub recommended. I also have managed to not send Mike D. the thing I owe him (i.e. cash), which I will try to remember to do when I get back into LA.
On a side note, God I hate San Francisco. It's like a second-rate New York in almost every aspect...
Quote from: fightonusc on 01/12/07, 02:20:44 AM
I will call the hotel tomorrow morning and book at the one that RDub recommended. I also have managed to not send Mike D. the thing I owe him (i.e. cash), which I will try to remember to do when I get back into LA.
On a side note, God I hate San Francisco. It's like a second-rate New York in almost every aspect...
I've only been to NY once and it reminded me of that machine in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy that makes everyone go crazy by showing them just how insignifacant they are on scale with the entire universe.
however, i've been to SF about a half dozen times and if I had buckets of cash, I don't think there is anywhere I'd rather live.
but I also despised living in Chicago so I'm kind of weird like that.
i lived in san fran and LA and if i had to choose it would be
what are the odds of me getting away wearing a tuxedo tee shirt to this wedding? Rdub? Would that be too embarassing, for someone you dont even really know to wear a tuxedo tee shirt to your wedding, in front of your friends and family?
Quote from: GoReds on 01/12/07, 11:21:00 AM
what are the odds of me getting away wearing a tuxedo tee shirt to this wedding? Rdub? Would that be too embarassing, for someone you dont even really know to wear a tuxedo tee shirt to your wedding, in front of your friends and family?
yes.
On a serious note...nobody attending this wedding should look so sloppy/sexy that they divert attention away from the soon to be Mrs. Dub.
I'm looking at you, Mr. Zettler.
nobody has to wear a suit but i'd prefer a shirt with some buttons and at the very, very least a polo shirt tucked in with some sort of belt and a pair of khakis.
If I were going I'd be wearing a suit. Just saying.
If I were going to your wedding mclane, i'd actually be going.
I plan on being the height of fashion...maybe I should let dee nee decide my wedding attire.
honestly I could give two shits what anyone wears, how they comb or don't comb their hair, or if they even bathe......
however, my fiancee is a different story and if anyone were to show up in something that pisses my fiancee off on this day that she, like all women, has been planning since she was a little girl, I will, without fanfare or warning, kill you on the spot.
that said, her family and everyone of their guests are all borderline alcoholics so getting completely shitfaced, making an ass of yourself, throwing up in the bathroom and similar behavior is completely endorsed so long as it takes place about an hour to an hour and a half in.
I'll clean up nicely and try to keep the hair/beard to a respectable level. I know the wedding routine..
Quote from: rdub on 01/12/07, 12:35:00 PM
that said, her family and everyone of their guests are all borderline alcoholics so getting completely shitfaced, making an ass of yourself, throwing up in the bathroom and similar behavior is completely endorsed so long as it takes place about an hour to an hour and a half in.
so you're saying I'll have to pace myself?
also, and i'm looking at you here TBT, if anyone decides to get us a giant dildo or other such gifts, make sure you clearly mark NSFW on the card and on the wrapping.
I don't want to hand the card off to the parents or whoever else is in the room recording names for thank you gifts, meanwhile the giant porcelain dildo is already unwrapped before anyone reads "hey rdub, don't open this in front of everyone"
Quote from: rdub on 01/12/07, 03:23:33 PM
also, and i'm looking at your here TBT, if anyone decides to get us a giant dildo or other such gifts, make sure you clearly mark NSFW on the card and on the wrapping.
I don't want to hand the card off to the parents or whoever else is in the room recording names for thank you gifts, meanwhile the giant porcelain dildo is already unwrapped before anyone reads "hey rdub, don't open this in front of everyone"
...hilarity ensues.
Quote from: rdub on 01/12/07, 11:55:59 AM
nobody has to wear a suit but i'd prefer a shirt with some buttons and at the very, very least a polo shirt tucked in with some sort of belt and a pair of khakis.
Hey, for work I wear a plain black (button-up) shirt and khakis. Would that work?
Quote from: rdub on 01/12/07, 03:23:33 PM
also, and i'm looking at your here TBT, if anyone decides to get us a giant dildo or other such gifts, make sure you clearly mark NSFW on the card and on the wrapping.
Are we all bringing individual gifts, or should we orchestrate a "Dee-Nee gift?"
its' not on the registry but my fiancee really wants a PS3.
Wasn't a wii on the christmas list?
that's just for me. The PS3 is a gift we can share.
I made reservations this afternoon for a room with two beds for two nights (Friday and Saturday) at the Union Station one (it was the one I had the phone number to.) If anyone is planning on being there Thursday night, let me know and we can extend the hotel stay a night early, or you can get a room on your own for one night.
Who is staying in said room again? (Other than Not McLane...)
I'll take any and all lodging, and I don't care about a bed. Depending on Strassy/Nightwulf or whoever is making the road trip, I'm certainly down with taking another day off work. But if it's not in the cards, that's fine too...
So consider me reserved for fightonusc's reservation...
If Gantry's reserved, then it looks like I am too. I am his date, you know.
Is anyone interested in the "let's give rdub a gift instead of everyone bringing their own dildo" idea? PM me if so.
assuming that i am coming to the wedding, which hopefully i am, i think i would have to leave on friday after work. it might be possible for me to use a vacation day if necessary, but i'll have to check. gantry, let me know what you were thinking regarding arrival/departure times and we will try and coordinate something.
Quote from: Gantry on 01/01/07, 02:18:36 PM
1) Strassy & myself drive down together (perhaps preceded by a night of obnoxious boozing at his place) and pickup nightwulf.
2) Strassy, nightwulf, fighton and myself share a room in The Lou. Bring 60 Old Styles and a NES for guy-on-guy hotel fun!
Is this still a plan? I requested Friday - Monday off. In a pinch I'm fairly sure I could get Thursday off if I had to, but I'd rather not. I'm hoping to just take time off, and not use vacation hours.
If it is, realize that I'm a good chunk out of the way from Chicago. You'd either have to take 57 down and detour to 72 at Champaign, or take 55 down and detour to 51 at Bloomington. I can of course offset gas costs, etc. If this doesn't sound viable, that's not a huge deal either.
WE MUST TAKE 55 THROUGH BLOOMINGTON. THAT IS ALL!
What the fuck was I thinking?
i don't know if i mentioned it but i have thursday and friday off also, on sunday, opening game for the cards, they block off a big part of the city and have a big ass block party, you might want to get the late check out from your hotel and check this out.
also, friday night is already planned for everyone. there is a bar 200 feet from the restaraunt where Mike, Gerlost, Jameybaxter and J-train and myself will be having the rehearsal dinner. you gentlemen are to make your way to said bar and have the buckets of beer and jagerbombs ready as we will head there the moment the dinner is over.
Strassy, when do you get off work? I'd much prefer to go down during the day, as leaving at rush hour on a Friday from Chicago would really be a worst case scenario. If we did that it would mean an arrival of about midnight, even later if we get nightwulf. No chance to get off work? It's months away...
Nightwulf - do the math and let me know how much of a detour it is to come get you. If strassy really can't get off on Friday, I'm leaning towards possibly hitting your place on Thurs night and cutting the trip in half for Friday. Either that or picking you up on friday afternoon and working a half day. Nothing personal to Strassy, but I really don't want to wait til Friday evening to make the trip...
All times per Google Maps ...
Wheeling to St. Louis - 4 hours 59 minutes
Wheeling to Bloomington - 2 hours 34 minutes
Bloomington to Decatur - 1 hour 4 minutes
Decatur to Springfield - 47 minutes
Springfield to St. Louis - 1 hour 41 minutes
Total - 6 hours 6 minutes
Coming through Thursday night would work. I can open Thursday and be off long before you'd get here. I wouldn't be much fun that night, but there could still be sexy results.
Also note that these times must assume driving the speed limit. I've made it to Bloomington in 45, Springfield in 30 ...
Quote from: rdub on 01/12/07, 03:23:33 PM
also, and i'm looking at you here TBT, if anyone decides to get us a giant dildo or other such gifts, make sure you clearly mark NSFW on the card and on the wrapping.
I don't want to hand the card off to the parents or whoever else is in the room recording names for thank you gifts, meanwhile the giant porcelain dildo is already unwrapped before anyone reads "hey rdub, don't open this in front of everyone"
NSFW?
Not safe for weddings? i never give those gifts for weddings, but its funny cause everyone suspects that i will. ;D
Why the F would we tell you to not open something like that in front of everyone? That's what makes it so funny...
i will try and use a personal day for that friday. it may be tough because that is the week that northwestern kids go back to school, so i will be busy...stupid private schools and their "quarter" system. they should use semesters like a real college. also, the white sox home opener is the monday after rdub's wedding, i was hoping to use a day for that. maybe i can use 2 vacation days? i'm going to see what i can do.
do it for me Strassy.
Strassy sounds like a whiny beeyotch
Strassy sounds like a terrible date - I don't think he'll be putting out that night.
he better bring some god damn scones for everybody.
Quote from: CurtFlood on 01/15/07, 05:21:48 PM
Strassy sounds like a whiny beeyotch
who is more of a whiny beeyotch? the man who may have trouble getting off work early to attend a friday night drunk-fest...or the man who can't even muster enough testicular fortitude to go to the wedding at all?
where's that checkmate picture?
EDIT - just realized that flood is going to go now after all. a whinier beeyotch is me. i'm thinking i can make it happen, though. and by "it" i mean titty fucking fighton while getting my bunghole tongued by MikeD.
Actually, CurtFlood is going. I booked him a room, and my flight is all set! I arrive at 10:50am on Friday the 30th!!
Ohio State (a public university) is on quarters...PUNK.
OSU sucks
Awesome come back.
o'doyle rules?
Does peoples needs pickings ups froms the airports?
Quote from: Mike D. on 01/15/07, 07:31:15 PM
Actually, CurtFlood is going. I booked him a room, and my flight is all set! I arrive at 10:50am on Friday the 30th!!
your choice of flights sucks. How are we going to get in 18 holes of golf and take the Budweiser brewery tour and still get back in time for the rehearsal dinner. fix it!
This flight happens to leave at 6am AZ time, it's the earliest one out of Sky Harbor. So eat shit and die.
so fly out thursday night and crash at my place...dickweed.
I hope Missouri (Muh-zer-uh) has electricity on the 31st of March.
this is a legitimate concern.
I haven't bought my plane ticket yet. I'll probably take the first flight out Friday morning, meaning I'll get into St. Louis around 2:30 p.m.
added new secret guest (non-deenee) to the wedding.
is it Peter McGrath?
Quote from: rdub on 01/23/07, 04:47:11 PM
added new secret guest (non-deenee) to the wedding.
This has to be a minor celebrity of some sort, since we wouldn't really care if you invited some random second cousin.
Jennie Finch?
Quote from: BeefMaster on 01/23/07, 06:43:39 PM
Quote from: rdub on 01/23/07, 04:47:11 PM
added new secret guest (non-deenee) to the wedding.
This has to be a minor celebrity of some sort, since we wouldn't really care if you invited some random second cousin.
Jennie Finch?
think more along the lines of MAJOR celebrity.....sort of, but not really.
Bill Duke?
Erhajj?
brad smith?
Derrick Thomas?
Sinjin Smith?
Brian Peppers. Game over.
doesn't "double-secret" imply that neither you, nor your secret guest know that they will be attending?
Rumor has it Mike D pulled some strings and is getting Esteban to play at your reception. Game over.
I already gave huge hint somewhere on the boards.
It must be Shy Tits, then...
Is the guest armless?
the guest has arms.
You couldn't find a Neil Diamond impersonator, so you hired the real Neil Diamond?
you're on the right track...
Is it not ShitPaw?
keep in mind, there are two double secret guests, one dee-nee, one totally non-dee-nee but equally intiguing.
I bet they're the same person...It turns out that Big Hath is actually Neil Diamond
Quote from: fknmclane on 01/23/07, 11:19:47 PM
Derrick Thomas?
I demand a fuck you from rdub for this one. It's just too good. Fuck you guys.
Quote from: fknmclane on 01/24/07, 12:39:03 PM
Quote from: fknmclane on 01/23/07, 11:19:47 PM
Derrick Thomas?
I demand a fuck you from rdub for this one. It's just too good. Fuck you guys.
I was saving that for when i actually saw you, I was going to come in with the high five and use my alternate hand to punch you in the scrote.
No, I will leave you IN!
How many degrees from Dee-Nee is this second guest?
I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond!
man, that's tough, the double secret non-dee-nee guest is a Saint Louis Native so it would have to start with Disco, Gerlost or Beejay
Stan Musial?
So the non-Dee-Nee guest doesn't know any other Dee-Neers?
Quote from: Gerlost on 01/24/07, 12:50:46 PM
So the non-Dee-Nee guest doesn't know any other Dee-Neers?
none, nor do they even know of dee-nee
Is it Neil Rackers?
Blue Iris?
Kevin House?
Quote from: Big Hath on 01/24/07, 12:41:58 PM
No, I will leave you IN!
Quote from: Big Hath on 01/24/07, 12:47:18 PM
I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond!
Well played, Big Hath.
Dustin Diamond?
"the american dream" dusty rhodes?
The guy who played Schneider on "One Day At A Time"?
Barbara Billingsly?
Nelly?
ozzie smith?
Meredith Baxter-Berney?
hank stram?
Your two gay, former bosses?
I think I've figured it out, so I'm putting my guess in a hermetically-sealed envelope in a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnall's front porch. We'll see if I'm right.
eugene edgerson...............please....................
Quote from: CurtFlood on 01/24/07, 04:38:10 PM
Meredith Baxter-Berney?
It's just Meredith Baxter now you insensitive clod! How many times do I have to say it?
Dr. Phil?
The "Bum Fights" guy dressed up as Dr. Phil?
Quote from: Kane on 01/27/07, 04:01:33 PM
The "Bum Fights" guy dressed up as Dr. Phil?
That's exactly who I was thinking about
Goreds..I got our room reserved so were good on that front. i put your name on the room as well. in case i get snowed out at the last minute or whatever. if fightons room ends up being a sardine can, someone(gantry, nightwulf, random whore) is welcome to stay with us.
am i still staying with fighton, or do i need to search for other accomodations?
Quote from: fknmclane on 12/29/06, 12:04:13 PM
I hate you all more than the Dallas Mavericks.
I hear Mark Cuban is coming too...
Quote from: TBT on 01/28/07, 05:32:44 PM
Goreds..I got our room reserved so were good on that front. i put your name on the room as well. in case i get snowed out at the last minute or whatever. if fightons room ends up being a sardine can, someone(gantry, nightwulf, random whore) is welcome to stay with us.
nicely done sir.
What happens to be the cost? I could possibly pay pal it to you or mail you a check so it wold be covered on my end no matter what happens over the next couple months.
Quote from: Strassy on 01/28/07, 05:36:23 PM
am i still staying with fighton, or do i need to search for other accomodations?
I think us, USC, and Gantry are all staying in one room. I think. I really have no idea.
Quote from: GoReds on 01/28/07, 05:37:58 PM
nicely done sir.
What happens to be the cost? I could possibly pay pal it to you or mail you a check so it wold be covered on my end no matter what happens over the next couple months.
its 114 a night, and thats with the discount. crazy downtown st louis prices. anyways at the moment, were looking at 120 per person(taxes/fees included i guess)...if fightons room of 8 people decides to slim down a hair, and we add 1 then our cost will drop to maybe 80 bucks for both nights.
me thinks they'll stay 4 or 5 deep and have lots of gay anal sex, while us men bang slutty post wedding reception gash in our room.
i'm scared of how these rooms will smell...i may have to get my own
if Gantry stays in manfreddis room, i garantee our will smell better.
strass werent you bring a chick, or is that the one you set loose.
i set her loose, but i think we will end up getting back together.
however, i am thinking that bringing her around dee-nee is NOT a good idea, at least not this early in a relationship. plus i don't want to put rdub out for providing for a guest, i think he is being accomdating enough by inviting a bunch of weirdos from the internet. however, i am interested in hearing how others explain the phenomenon of IFFs to significant others.
Quote from: Strassy on 01/28/07, 11:29:05 PM
however, i am interested in hearing how others explain the phenomenon of IFFs to significant others.
Well, I started by apologizing.
As far as I know, I'm staying with nightwulf, Strassy and Gantry. I have a room with two beds, and I'm sure we can get a rollaway brought in as well. We can Indian leg wrestle to see who sleeps on the couch.
We can't sleep two to a bed? I call spooning with Strassy!
Quote from: nightwulf on 01/29/07, 01:15:17 AM
We can't sleep two to a bed? I call spooning with Strassy!
We could get one king bed and recreate Lemon Party. Who wants to be the photographer?
I need help with the details but at some point in the evening Journey's Don't Stop Believin will be played and all Dee-nee'rs in attendance will find their way to the dance floor for a either a stirring sing-a-long w/ or w/out the DJ's microphone or perhaps just a loosely choreographed lipsynching.
I feel very strongly about this.
I'm a huge fan of Mark the Bagger's rendition of that song. I miss him and wish he made more appearances on Stern. For the record, he works at the A&P in my buddy's town in PA.
Quote from: rdub on 02/05/07, 09:45:31 AM
I need help with the details but at some point in the evening Journey's Don't Stop Believin will be played and all Dee-nee'rs in attendance will find their way to the dance floor for a either a stirring sing-a-long w/ or w/out the DJ's microphone or perhaps just a loosely choreographed lipsynching.
I feel very strongly about this.
Ever get deja vu?
I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.
Chance of departure....80%...75-80.
Will the double secret guest be revealed at said Vegas heist? At the very least, will it be revealed why said secret is doubled?
all will be revealed....
Friday night before my wedding at Crossings Bar and Grill where all the Dee-neer's will meet up following my rehearsal dinner
So to answer the question, nothing will be revealed in Vegas (save for lo-the-many whore bushes and what-have-you).
Quote from: JoeDirt on 02/08/07, 11:18:22 AM
So to answer the question, nothing will be revealed in Vegas (save for lo-the-many whore bushes and what-have-you).
good god. i hope they don't have bushes.
I said, "and what-have-you!"
you also said "lo-the-many" which raised a chuckle out of me.
I felt it appropriate, given the circumstances.
i just like the expression and plan on adding it to my lexicon.
I was thinking of being the Dee-Nee "DD" on fridaynight of this shindig. Meaning i fully expect ganty to not be his usual "senisble while out drinking" self, so he can get 100% shit canned.
I can just imagine a jealous Gantry screaming "I don't like your tone!" at the priest moments after he tells rdub "You may now kiss the bride."
I blew the the cover off both double secret guests within 5 minutes of being handed my first drink.
So who are they?
The two whores who stole rdub's $300.
Lisa and her dad.
Lisa's Cunt and Her Cunt's Cunt
Quote from: rdub on 02/12/07, 12:06:59 PM
Lisa's Cunt and Her Cunt's Cunt
I think Her Cunt's Cunt is bringing its gaminess as a date.
so....what time are we all meeting in St. Louis friday night?
Did I mention that I hate all of you yet? No? Well, fuck each and every one of you.
Quote from: CurtFlood on 02/20/07, 05:52:55 PM
so....what time are we all meeting in St. Louis friday night?
the rehearsal dinner is at 7 and will probably last until 9 or so. I would expect Dee-nee'rs staying in the same hotel to congregate at their hotel that evening/afternoon, wait for everyone to check in, meet up with dee-nee'rs from the other hotel, grab some grub at one of the eateries near the hotels and then do a caravan out to Webster Groves to go to Crossings (the bar). You guys could also just eat there if you want, foods not too bad.
I called the bar today and asked them about reserving some tables or a section for us but they wanted me to pay for it so they can lick my nuts. My last count, there will be at the very least 15 of us meeting up friday night to wish farewell to my bachelorhood.
....also if you want to hire hookers to dildo each other back at the Hampton Inn, I could make myself available.
The fiancee is staying with her girlfriends that night at another hotel so I can get as stupid as I want. We don't have to be at the church until 2pm the next day and you other fuckers don't need to be there until the actual wedding at 4.
And I'm still available to pick people up from the airport if needed.
Quote from: Gerlost on 02/20/07, 10:52:14 PM
And I'm still available to pick my butt and eat it if needed.
Hey... I don't eat it!
Quote from: Gerlost on 02/20/07, 10:52:14 PM
And I'm still available to pick people up from the airport if needed.
once i get into town i'll park my car at the airport, and have you come get me.
Quote from: TBT on 02/21/07, 04:36:28 PM
once i get into town i'll park my car at the airport, and have you come in me.
Quote from: TBT on 02/12/07, 10:35:42 AM
I was thinking of being the Dee-Nee "DD" on fridaynight of this shindig. Meaning i fully expect ganty to not be his usual "senisble while out drinking" self, so he can get 100% shit canned.
Since Gerlost ins't a drinker, I don't think he'll have DD issues on Friday. I'm a rather sedate drunk, so you don't see me too crazy anyways...
I'll be DD provided rdub let's me drive the Jag. And I know he will.
Quote from: Gerlost on 02/21/07, 07:07:04 PM
I'll be DD provided rdub let's me drive the Jag that looks like a fkn Ford Taurus. And I know he will.
Reception song request...
The Toasters-covering Spencer Tillman Davis band-Gimme some lovin'
Quote from: CurtFlood on 02/23/07, 08:17:43 AM
Quote from: Gerlost on 02/21/07, 07:07:04 PM
I'll be DD provided rdub let's me drive the Jag that looks like a fkn Ford Taurus. And I know he will.
fuck you rack. my car looks nothing like a taurus.
exchanged a few PM's with WhyDon'tIHaveAshorterNameInsteadOfYouCan'tBeatMyBoston, who literally lives 2 blocks from me and he is going to put in an appearence Friday night and meet the Dee-nee crew.
Got any little projects he can work on while we're out puking drinking?
If by "little projects" you mean "your mouth" and by working on, you mean "fucking like it belonged to Ralph Macchio" then yes, yes I do.
the tradition around these parts, and maybe it's the same everywhere else, is that while the bride and bridesmaids get lit on champagne in some room in the church while they are getting ready, it is completely accpetable, damn near encouraged, that the menfolk (in this case the groom, groomsmen and groom's internet friends) tailgate in the parking lot. before the ceremony.
whats great is that the room that we'll be getting ready in, has an exit around the side of the church, I'm thinking we put a cooler around the side there and enjoy libations in relative privacy, away from the parking lot. The service is at 4 but we have to get there at least 2 hours early to take pictures with just the dudes, and then we'll have at least an hour and a half to kill before the service. All dee-nee'rs will be welcome to arrive at the church early to share in this.
The wife has been giving me a little shit about wanting to meet up with you guys on Friday night....the guilt-trip has begun in earnest.
Quote from: rdub on 03/05/07, 01:35:47 PM
the tradition around these parts, and maybe it's the same everywhere else, is that while the bride and bridesmaids get lit on champagne in some room in the church while they are getting ready, it is completely accpetable, damn near encouraged, that the menfolk (in this case the groom, groomsmen and groom's internet friends) tailgate in the parking lot. before the ceremony.
whats great is that the room that we'll be getting ready in, has an exit around the side of the church, I'm thinking we put a cooler around the side there and enjoy libations in relative privacy, away from the parking lot. The service is at 4 but we have to get there at least 2 hours early to take pictures with just the dudes, and then we'll have at least an hour and a half to kill before the service. All dee-nee'rs will be welcome to arrive at the church early to share in this.
We had surprisingly little time between pictures and the start of the actual ceremony at my brother's wedding, rdub. Pictures fucking took forever and once the groomsmen were all done, the groom still can't get away. Here's to hoping you have a bit more time, and if not, that you have a flask of good whiskey handy.
I resorted to slamming a couple shots of Wild Turkey and 2 Bud Lites before my wedding....Here's to hoping you have better taste than me.
Quote from: CurtFlood on 03/05/07, 03:57:24 PM
I resorted to slamming a couple shots of Wild Turkey and 2 Bud Lites before my wedding....Here's to hoping you have better taste than me.
I was in a wedding last summer with an open bar for the wedding party before the wedding started. We were ordering drinks up until about 2 minutes before we were supposed to walk down the aisle... it was great, and made for worried parents of the groom. I was very worried I'd have to pee in mid-ceremony, though it was an outdoor wedding so I guess I could have just went behind a tree.
the dudes are taking their pictures first and then we have to make ourselves scarce while the broads take there photos. (the fiancee and I arren't seeing each other before the ceremony)
there will be plenty of time for drinking and whatnot (maybe some more ship capt. and crew)
Quote from: rdub on 03/05/07, 04:45:31 PM
the dudes are taking their pictures first and then we have to make ourselves scarce while the broads take there photos. (the fiancee and I arren't seeing each other before the ceremony)
there will be plenty of time for drinking and whatnot (maybe some more ship capt. and crew)
That's awesome that the pictures are after the ceremony and you won't see her one bit until she comes down the aisle. Just don't puke on the altar.
Quote from: TBT on 02/23/07, 09:41:28 PM
Reception song request...
The Toasters-covering Spencer Tillman Davis band-Gimme some lovin'
apparently I can't put everyone's screen names on the place cards.
I need first and last names for Strassy, Goreds, Nightwulf and Flodd.
Quote from: rdub on 03/07/07, 07:03:31 PM
apparently I can't put everyone's screen names on the place cards.
I need first and last names for Strassy, Goreds, Nightwulf and Flodd.
Awesome dilemma to have.
Quote from: rdub on 03/07/07, 07:03:31 PM
apparently I can't put everyone's screen names on the place cards.
I need first and last names for Strassy, Goreds, Nightwulf and Flodd.
the sooner the better guys. She asked me for this information a week ago and I've been dragging my feet on this.
"My procrastination is your emergency"
and it doesn't have to be those guys responding. if any of you other fuckers know these fuckers real names. please post.
I'm taking it to PM
Goreds err..Jim..I just need your last name to complete my list.
You should give them all aliases like "I.P. Freeley" and see if the fiancee notices.
Quote from: CurtFlood on 03/08/07, 09:53:14 AM
I'm taking it to PM
Shut up, Mr. Poopypants.
editreal name of CurtFlood removed to protect the innocent.
Commodore Jim Vogel the fifth....of the Stuttengart Vogels.
Thats how mine shoudl read in full...
fiancee: "Honey, what are the names of your internet friends you just had to invite?"
rdub: "Uh, lessee, GoReds, Gantry, Strassy, Nightwulf..."
fiancee: "No, dumbass, I mean their real names."
rdub: (pause)
fiancee: "They do have real names, right?"
rdub: (pause)
fiancee: "Dammit, rdub."
rdub: "The Chiefs are fucked if we trade Trent Green."
fiancee: (leaves the room in disgust)
Well played, Dirty Joe.
no it was more like
fiancee: You have a friend named Nightwulf?
Hey Gantry, you know how you hate buying shit off gift registries? How about you throw together a desk top PC with some of the spare shit I know you've got laying around. I'm about ready to snap my the fiancee's toshiba laptop in half. I now have to use a butter knife or similar object to open the disc drive.
Hey dub....
we're only like sixteen days away...booyah!!!!!!
And how about someone pm me about getting some directions to something...
I can probably be in town anytime around noon or later....most likely I'd like to arrive around 2 oclock...and seeing as I've never driven St Louis before, I'd like to have plenty of time to find where I needs to go to meet everyone up...
GoReds - did we discuss the possibility of you meeting up with me/Strassy on Thursday and taking the sexy route to the land of nightwulf/homer?
Quote from: rdub on 03/13/07, 10:21:04 AM
Hey Gantry, you know how you hate buying shit off gift registries? How about you throw together a desk top PC with some of the spare shit I know you've got laying around. I'm about ready to snap my the fiancee's toshiba laptop in half. I now have to use a butter knife or similar object to open the disc drive.
Could be doable, but it all depends on what I got lying around. Do you have a monitor? Wireless internet or a router of some sort?
Quote from: Gantry on 03/13/07, 06:13:20 PM
GoReds - did we discuss the possibility of you meeting up with me/Strassy on Thursday and taking the sexy route to the land of nightwulf/homer?
Wait, is that the plan?
As it stands, I don't have Thursday requested off, so I'd have to work. I generally close on Thursdays. This may not be a problem though, since there's nothing to do in D-town. I figure Strassy can relieve his perma-boner for Bloomington and we can meet up at night.
I can't really remember the plan, but if Strassy/myself came on Thursday it would be after work. Looks like 3-3.5 hours to your place, so that is definitely doable even if you work still the late evening...
I guess it depends everyone's schedule. The quickest trip to bonertown would be GoReds meeting Strassy/myself in Chicago and driving out to your on Thursday night.
Chime in folks!
Quote from: GoReds on 03/13/07, 05:46:59 PM
Hey dub....
we're only like sixteen days away...booyah!!!!!!
And how about someone pm me about getting some directions to something...
I can probably be in town anytime around noon or later....most likely I'd like to arrive around 2 oclock...and seeing as I've never driven St Louis before, I'd like to have plenty of time to find where I needs to go to meet everyone up...
i would imagine mapquest from your place to the hotel should get you most of the way there. I'll get youcan'tbeatmyboston to get you guys some directions for Friday afternoon/evening. he should also be able to get you to crossings on friday night.
Quote from: GoReds on 03/13/07, 05:46:59 PM
And how about someone pm me about getting some directions to something...
sorry dude...i'll hunt down all my info in the PM i got and send it to yah.
Quote from: Gantry on 03/13/07, 06:13:20 PM
GoReds - did we discuss the possibility of you meeting up with me/Strassy on Thursday and taking the sexy route to the land of nightwulf/homer?
Probabaly not the best idea for me....as it would be a four hour trip to Chi, and then come back south all the way to St L. Or a five hour trip straight there from my house...Looks like I'll be taking 64 I think to get into town....
Jim...
Hampton Inn St. Louis-Downtown (Union Station)
2211 Market St, St. Louis, Missouri, United States 63103
Tel: +1-314-241-3200
your name is also on the room reservation if you arrive before me. check in is 3 pm.
my plan is to stay in southern Iowa thursdaynight, so there should be no reason that i wont be in st louis hunting down a cd store or what have you by noon or 1pm. the room was $115 a night. i'll ball park taxes and such to about $120 cost for each of us.
this wedding means new dress clothes.....booya!
i remember seeing a pair of black dress pants w/ pinstripes a while back...i was plenty enamoured by them at the time, but did not purchase. i may look for them this weekend. the thing with em is i assume you'd need just a plain solid shirt/no pin stripes to go with em. the last plain solid i got was the solid grey shirt with striped tie, and once i got it on i wasnt nuts about it. :(
you can go stripes but they have to run perpendicular to the pant stripe
had some work done to my car this week just for peace of mind about the trip.
good news...it only cost 60 bucks to get the clutch in my air conditioner thingy fixed in my car and make sure its tip top.
bad news...the mechanic lives on a farm, and theres a faint smell of cow poop in my car lurking past the leather smell. :(
$60 for ANY trip to the mechanic is pure awesomeness...I truly believe that finding a good mechanic you can trust is one of the most important things to do when relocating/moving out on your own/and so on.
new clothes rock! hunted down a new shirt and tie this morning, and got the A-game apparel ready. RBI, mario cart, tecmo and drinking aside, the anticipation is starting to mount.
whats the atmosphere like for fridaynight anyways...just us, or is there family and stuff involved at this bar/lounge?
no family, just 13-15 dudes in a dingy bar. should be GREAT times. Hopefully you guys can get organized with youcantbeatmyboston to meet up friday.
USC, are you going to be in earlier that week for work? can you get away for golf friday morning?
also, time is short, make sure everyone has Journey's Don't Stop Beleavin' committed to memory. All must be on the dance floor for a horribly off key rendition late in the evening that may very well bring the house down.
It's looking doubtful that I'll be in early. I'd say I'm likely to be getting in early Friday afternoon as originally planned. When are you heading out on Friday for golf? Maybe I can catch a late flight on Thursday night instead...
i want to play friday morning, probably around 9. it would be you, me, gerlost and train.
Did we ever figure out who the secret guest is?
there are two? I told the guys at the bachelor party. hopefully they will hold their tongues.
also, the response rate from my side is fucking terrible. My fiancee imposed the "no kids except immediate relatives" rule, which is easy for her side because everyone coming to the wedding already lives here and can find a baby sitter for one evening. My side is coming from all over the fucking place and since they can't bring their kids with them, I'm getting a little below a 1 in 3 "yes" response rate for the invitations.
Quote from: rdub on 03/18/07, 08:50:30 PM
i want to play friday morning, probably around 9. it would be you, me, gerlost and train.
this hurts
Quote from: CurtFlood on 03/19/07, 10:15:27 AM
Quote from: rdub on 03/18/07, 08:50:30 PM
i want to play friday morning, probably around 9. it would be you, me, gerlost and train.
this hurts
did you give a definitive answer? I didn't think you would be in town this early? If you're here. You're in.
Quote from: rdub on 03/19/07, 10:36:57 AM
Quote from: CurtFlood on 03/19/07, 10:15:27 AM
Quote from: rdub on 03/18/07, 08:50:30 PM
i want to play friday morning, probably around 9. it would be you, me, gerlost and train.
this hurts
did you give a definitive answer? I didn't think you would be in town this early? If you're here. You're in.
can I bring kids?
Quote from: rdub on 03/19/07, 10:08:24 AM
there are two? I told the guys at the bachelor party. hopefully they will hold their tongues.
No issue with me holding my tongue. I know you told me the secret guests but I honestly have no recollection of any details whatsoever. Now shut your cunt!
Quote from: rdub on 03/19/07, 10:08:24 AM
there are two? I told the guys at the bachelor party. hopefully they will hold their tongues.
also, the response rate from my side is fucking terrible. My fiancee imposed the "no kids except immediate relatives" rule, which is easy for her side because everyone coming to the wedding already lives here and can find a baby sitter for one evening. My side is coming from all over the fucking place and since they can't bring their kids with them, I'm getting a little below a 1 in 3 "yes" response rate for the invitations.
just lock the kids in the bathroom...a little alone time can't hurt 'em.
Dont forget the peanut butter.
Quote from: rdub on 03/19/07, 10:08:24 AM
also, the response rate from my side is fucking terrible. My fiancee imposed the "no kids except immediate relatives" rule, which is easy for her side because everyone coming to the wedding already lives here and can find a baby sitter for one evening. My side is coming from all over the fucking place and since they can't bring their kids with them, I'm getting a little below a 1 in 3 "yes" response rate for the invitations.
rdub, JillDirt and I had a similar policy...it was easily solved, though. All you have to do is find a local sibling of a friend (or somebody that you'd trust but not invite) and pay them to babysit the kids at the hotel. And then you can tell all of your family that a babysitter will be provided. We paid Riley's sister to watch the kids while we were at the reception....it worked out great because she made some easy cash (college student is ideal age), we didn't have a ton of kids running around at the reception, and the guests with kids were still able to attend without being offended...
Quote from: JoeDirt on 03/20/07, 12:46:07 AM
Quote from: rdub on 03/19/07, 10:08:24 AM
also, the response rate from my side is fucking terrible. My fiancee imposed the "no kids except immediate relatives" rule, which is easy for her side because everyone coming to the wedding already lives here and can find a baby sitter for one evening. My side is coming from all over the fucking place and since they can't bring their kids with them, I'm getting a little below a 1 in 3 "yes" response rate for the invitations.
rdub, JillDirt and I had a similar policy...it was easily solved, though. All you have to do is find a local sibling of a friend (or somebody that you'd trust but not invite) and pay them to babysit the kids at the hotel. And then you can tell all of your family that a babysitter will be provided. We paid Riley's sister to watch the kids while we were at the reception....it worked out great because she made some easy cash (college student is ideal age), we didn't have a ton of kids running around at the reception, and the guests with kids were still able to attend without being offended...
good advice 8 weeks ago.
Yeah dumbass. Keep your opinions to yourself. You're not helping.
how about rdub and all other attendees email me their cell phone #'s.....that way Whenever it is that I get into town, we canmore easily arrange a meeting...
How about somebody buys me a cellphone?
what do you think I am a fkn nextel store?
shut your pie hole
Quote from: rdub on 03/18/07, 01:39:45 PM
also, time is short, make sure everyone has Journey's Don't Stop Beleavin' committed to memory. All must be on the dance floor for a horribly off key rendition late in the evening that may very well bring the house down.
Just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin anywhere
Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit
He took the midnight train goin anywhere
A singer in a smokey room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on
Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people, living just to find emotion
Hiding, somewhere in the night
Working hard to get my fill,
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin anything to roll the dice,
Just one more time
Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on
(chorus)
Dont stop believin
Hold on to the feelin
Streetlight people
so hard.
does anyone have Boston's phone #? If not I can dig through my PM's. He gave it to me about 6 months ago.
Dude, Boston killed himself a month ago. Gantry was upset. Way to bring up bad news, dick.
USC, did you rent a car or have you worked it out with someone to pick you up?
I haven't yet. I had assumed that Gerlost was picking me up or someone else, but not surprised at all if I would wind up just catching a taxi to the hotel.
2:31 wednesday afternoon....and Im officially excited...
I am cleaning out my cooler presently, and plan on arriving with a case of high life to drink at the hotel while waiting for everyone to show up...
Quote from: fightonusc on 03/28/07, 02:59:33 PM
I haven't yet. I had assumed that Gerlost was picking me up or someone else, but not surprised at all if I would wind up just catching a taxi to the hotel.
I got you if you want to roll in style.
Done. If we can stop by Hooters for a pulled poop sandwich first.
Quote from: fightonusc on 03/28/07, 03:53:20 PM
Done. If we can stop by Hooters for a pulled poop sandwich first.
Sweet...I may be a few minutes late since I usually need a bathroom break every 15 minutes or so.
Quote from: fightonusc on 03/28/07, 03:53:20 PM
Done. If we can stop by Hooters for a pulled poop sandwich first.
You fucks should try "Johnny's" for lunch on Saturday. It's like a hooters except the cunt's wear trashier clothes and the food is a lot better. It's near the brewery (which I recommend you all take a tour of)
I don't know yet how busy I'll be on Friday.
Getting a haircut tonight and picking up my pants from the cleaners tomorrow. I've been to the cleaners twice times in my life so rdub should be honored. I'm even going to shave for this event, and the mohawk will be combed down to a faux mullet/rattail combo. Heck, I may even get the chin pubes trimmed. I'll be at the pinnacle of my sexiness...
I assume rdub's fiancee has hot friends, and our goal should be to collectively disgust the entire lot, but in a non-cunty way...
she has a handful of attractive friends, all of which are bringing dates.....
...save one. This broad is an ubercunt and all efforts should be made to see to it that she has a horrible
horrible
horrible
time.
Consider this done.
I have an uncanny ability to wear a shirt with three old men blowing each other...
Good call GoReds, I better pack that bad boy. Perhaps you, me and TBT can have a Lemon party trifecta one night...
everyone was expecting hot single chicks at our wedding. as it turns out, most hot chicks have deuchey boyfriends.
Quote from: Gantry on 03/28/07, 06:20:57 PM
Good call GoReds, I better pack that bad boy. Perhaps you, me and TBT can have a Lemon party trifecta one night...
i'll dig it out of the basement and wash it tonight....trust me, it needs to be washed.
So since when did "hot girl but has a douchey boyfriend" stop most anyone from Dee-Nee from trying to insert tongue in said hot chick's mouth?
Quote from: rdub on 03/28/07, 05:55:59 PM
she has a handful of attractive friends, all of which are bringing dates.....
...save one. This broad is an ubercunt and all efforts should be made to see to it that she has a horrible
horrible
horrible
time.
is this the girl that mrs. rdub was inquiring about me on? lawyer from chicago, i do believe.
i call dibs
SOMEONE NEEDS TO BRING A NES POWER PACK(POWER CORD THINGY)...MINES BEEN ACTING UP LATELY AND ID HATE TO NOT GET IN ANY RBI ON ACCOUNT OF THIS. >:(
AND YES I AM YELLING.
I am leaving right now....
get ready bitches.
Is Bdawk the double mystery guest??? I havent seen him on all morning, which is highly unusual.
Seriously who is the secret guest? Is it ShitPaw?
moses, I suspect the same thing. Among other things, BDawk's size qualifies for "double."
OK, so we know the double secret guest bailed, but who was it supposed to be? It's starting to sound like it was Darkside.
Bdawk gave us the full on Bonny treatment....
Cunted.
Also, Elvis was at the wedding reception.
Costello or Grvbac?
Not trying to be a dick here (well I guess I sorta am) but why did BDawk's attendance need to be kept "secret". Even if he did show up it'd be disappointing to me. I was hoping for someone like Wade Boggs or Tub Girl.
At that time, he probably hadn't been "exposed"?
Quote from: GDavis on 04/03/07, 10:39:30 PM
Not trying to be a dick here (well I guess I sorta am) but why did BDawk's attendance need to be kept "secret". Even if he did show up it'd be disappointing to me. I was hoping for someone like Wade Boggs or Tub Girl.
dick
He lives!
he does?
BDawk cunted the dee nee wedding. Somehow, I think cunting out without a trace or warning when internets meet reality is a good thing. Kind of cool....kind of. Maybe he should get the Enforcer level rating now?
Im actually bummed about my cunting...not only did I not hang out at the wedding, I dropped a few dollars on the arrangements...Rdub will not go without gift from me, though
Fuck it. Shit happens bro.
Quote from: The Dark Side on 04/04/07, 09:26:32 PM
Sweet after this Warding by Bdawk...maybe everyone will forget how I bitched out at the last secon for Chicago!!!!
WARDED!!!
Quote from: Mike D. on 04/06/07, 08:34:14 AM
WARDED!!!
fkn ward.
I was too bust fucking a ft chitck to mee this bvg headed mother fucker....
Quote from: BDawk on 04/04/07, 09:20:08 PM
Rdub will not go without gift from me, though
so what did bdawk give rdub?
a boner
Quote from: broiler on 07/15/07, 06:49:06 PM
Quote from: BDawk on 04/04/07, 09:20:08 PM
Rdub will not go without gift from me, though
so what did bdawk give rdub?
I finally got a sort of half apology, half get off my ass about this stuff dick- PM.
we had a half apology on our registry, but all we got was this lousy shirt
I traded the half-apology for some Crystal Stemware which is nice.