R.B.I. Legends

[Gwynn3k]

what is ocelot anyways...?  

[Gwynn3k]

what about doyle's nickname...   not good enough  


o'doyle rules!

[Gwynn3k]

well what do you know...   rbi legend  dino(darryl Strawberry) was arrested again for violating his court imposed drug rehab program...  and i thought he was clean...   yah- whatever.  darryl is a fucking waste of a human being.  

[Gantry]

I'm back from the dead, or Champaign Illinois....

Ocelot is a big cat, like a lynx I guess.  Stupid nickname that was never used.  Sometimes I just invented nicknames on the spot so there weren't too many "None" entries...

O'Doyle rules doesn't go to the dance, sorry.  Never seen Billy Madison...

[Gwynn3k]

dont let gpines and burnzky know you havent seen that one,  i think they know the script by heart.    you should give it a try... its adam sandlers first and best movie.  plus...  brigitte wilson is nice to look at.

[Gwynn3k]

looks like the caddy is going to once again be unemployed...  thats right,  ray knight, better known as the caddy for his wife, nancy lopez, wont be able to carry her sticks around after this year as she announced her retirement effective the end of this year.

[B]

ill say it here and ill say it loud....i hate ray knight....i hope this doesnt offend anyone or set a negative tone to this forum...but the man has been a thorn in my side ever since he scampered like a giddy school girl into home after buckners errror (as a red sox fan and boston area native, its almost required to be eternally bitter about that)...since that day....he has tortured me on RBI....him and dimebag daryl are the only two players on that team that i fear in any respect....but the caddy can eat me....

[Gwynn3k]

needless to say,  most chowd fans get queazy when they think of that fat ASS frolicking around the bases.  my old man is a chowd transplant out here in socal and he remembers that moment and to this day he is still bitter... like all chowds.  

the caddy is fat, and he is second fiddle to his golfing broad.

[Gantry]

I kind of liked Ray Knight when he was managing and on ESPN.  Too many politicians in modern sports today, they never say anything meaningful or offensive.  Ray spoke his mind, which makes him OK in my book.  Of course it's probably impossible for a Red Sox fan to like him...

[t]

ah, bban just hates ray because he's taken him deep more often than you would expect. my successes against bban have been limited, but when they occur they really get under his skin.

and now i expect to be slapped when i get home from work.

[t]

i make a case for blank (john?) morris to be added to the Legends roster, if not only for being the most mysterious player in the game.

he's either extremely good or extremely bad. makes every game interesting.

do i have any supporters?

[Gantry]

To be honest, I've never used Morris for an entire game.  I never give this guy a chance, but if he's the goods like you say, I could be missing out on another Harry Spilman.  He'll definitely get a few starts for me in the upcoming weeks...

[Gwynn3k]

john morris is definately better than tommy herr...  he deserves to hit in the 3 spot.  pena hasnt been playing up to his potential for me so he doesnt play anymore.  jim lindeman is my new catcher... and he has no problem throwing out runners... 90%

[Gwynn3k]

after watching some opening day games,  i have noticed that there are few more rbi legends still hanging around.  first off,  terry pendleton is the hitting coach for the braves.  secondly,  and more shocking,  is that bob boone has hired the caddy back as his bench coach.  

[Burnzky]

  Today I saw another R.B.I. legend on the baseball field.  Jose Oquendo still coaching 3rd for the cards.  Joe u probably noticed that Tony's announcing.

[Gwynn3k]

yah i saw tony working next to yoda, aka, john miller, and i thought he did a great job...  
speaking of announcers, we should add a category for them to the "where are they now".


i know of a few,

gibby-  detroit
dave henderson-  seattle
the perm-  atlanta
bill schroeder-  milwaukee
rick sutlciffe-  espn/san diego
gwynn-  espn

if i see any more i will let you know

i found a couple more...

mike krukow-  giants
bert blyleven-  twins

[Dill]

These could be very obvious, but here are a couple more: Davey Lopes with Milwaukee, Phil Garner with the Tigers, Bill Madlock is the hitting coach for the Tigers, Jack Clark is some minor league coach, John Kruk on the Best Damn Sports Show Period, and Kirby Puckett has one eye and beats his wife and cheats on her and threatens to kill both women.  

[Gwynn3k]

needless to say,  kirby has lost his reputation as a stand up guy,  similar to another guy playing in minnesota at that time... warren moon, who was this almighty, pious individual who just happened to choke his wife.

[Gwynn3k]

got another one for our list of broadcasters...  mike krukow is working for the giants on fox sports net.

[Dill]

I never knew that aboot Moon.  He was the man in Houston.  Probably my favorite QB of all time.  I am sorry to hear that he has joined the ranks of Kirby and that asshole Boggs.