Lenny Dykstra Update

[BeefMaster]

Deadspin had a link yesterday to an article about the incredible investing success of Lenny Dykstra that I was going to post here... but when I subsequently checked Deadspin just now to look for the link, there was a new story about Dykstra.  It turns out that his "83-0" success record and $200k in profits (which were trumpeted in the first article) are pretty much entirely the product of shady accounting - he keeps buying and reinvesting his losers rather than actually taking the losses, so they never show up on his imaginary balance sheet.

[B]

crooked accounting or not...I miss the mullet

[BeefMaster]

New Dykstra news: He's being sued by a former assistant for sexual harassment for requesting that she give him a blow job, then fondling her breasts before she ran away.

I have no word whether his Fantasy RBI owners are pursuing any disciplinary action.

[Gantry]

Given this crowd, he may get more playing time...

[ultimate7]

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-dykstra-bankruptcyembezzlement

Lenny tried to secretly sell off some stuff after starting bankruptcy proceedings

[BDawk]

Fuck him. He was easily my favorite player on the Phils back then, now after knowing what a pile of shit he is, I enjoy seeing him crash and burn

[ultimate7]

such an awesome ballplayer, and such a horrible person

[BDawk]

What pissed me off most was what a horrible teammate he was. Apparently he polarized himself from the rest of the team and he nearly killed Darren Daulton.

That team turned out to bee pretty odd.  Schilling remained a great pitcher but was a huge phony and douchebag, Dykstra is a cocksucker, Kruk turned into an ESPN retard and Darren Daulton turned into an alien seeing crazy person.

I give Mitch Williams credit, he never hid from the HR he gave up and does fine on MLB network.

[fknmclane]

Schilling remained a great pitcher but was a huge phony and douchebag

Red light Curt.  SUCH A FUCKING PHONY.

I give Mitch Williams credit, he never hid from the HR he gave up and does fine on MLB network.

Agreed.  Solid dude.  Never once shied away and really does a great job without a great deal of schtick on mlb, unlike that fucking  turd Millar.

[Stock]

Darren Daulton turned into an alien seeing crazy person.

More on this please.
I always thought he was the normal person who kept the team together.

[ultimate7]

Apparenly Charlie Sheen paid Lenny's bail or something like that.  Then he said something crazy.

[ultimate7]

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/Charlie-Sheen-bails-out-former-mlb-star-Lenny-Dykstra-from-jail-042611

Dystra's camp denies that Sheen paid the bail

[TβG]

Apparenly Charlie Sheen paid Lenny's bail or something like that.  Then he said something crazy.

birds of a feather, imo

[Rhinosaur]

Darren Daulton turned into an alien seeing crazy person.

More on this please.
I always thought he was the normal person who kept the team together.

Dutch went bat-shit crazy a few years ago. Not sure what he's up to now.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/writers/franz_lidz/02/16/darren/1.html

[Mike D.]

Sounds just like Darky.  Like exactly...

[TβG]

darren daulton + The Situation (jersey shore) = darkside

[Brookensrules!]

Dykstra has a camp?

[ultimate7]

There are other Situations?

[BDawk]

Who's gay?

[ultimate7]

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