2007 National RBI Tournament!!

[Mike D.]

Most of those are not covered in the rules section, but you might wanna visit the tourney site:  http://ohio.rbicentral.com

Can you add a section called "Behavior Rules for nameless people, but if they had a name it would be Mike D and RDub"?  I don't want to piss in anyone's soup.  I'm excited for this damn thing.  Can't wait to get a stripper to the tourney for the Baseketball "Psyche Out", while Mclane is playing.

[Mike D.]

Can I pretend the RBI Tourney is a real baseball tourney to pick up unwitting/fat/sloppy chicks?

If they're unwitting, fat and sloppy, will you really need to lie in order to bed them?

Sigh...unfortunately, yes.

[malnuboy]

I will be there Friday, I'm actually planning on rolling in sometime Thursday evening/early Friday. So I'm definitly in on some golf Friday morning, I just hope I can back to the hotel in time for the arrival of McLane/FightOn/Flood family. I Promised I be there with the beers on ice.

Also Mike D, are you and Dub renting a car? I assume you are.

[Gantry]

It is with great sadness that I announce RBI Drinking Game cofounder Sperling (aka Stehling aka Mark) will not be attending the Ohio tourney...

Sperling has just found out that he'll be called up to Iraq in August.  So he has little time to get a lot done.  As a result, the Ohio tourney is on the chopping block. 

Dah-Nah!

[JoeDirt]

Ah man, good luck Sperling.  You are an American hero.

[fknmclane]

Fuck that shit.  Hasn't he already put in time in the desert?  What a load of crap.  Gantry, be sure and give him all our best.

[Gantry]

He's been called up twice to active duty, both times he spent way too much time away from family/friends but was up in Fort McCoy, WI.  I'll be sure to relay the info and keep you guys updated...

[Vitb6]

Just be sure not to update Nacho, Big Vanilla and the rest of those jags whom think that Mark is just a pawn and they won't support him.  This statement, by Nacho, clears it up:  "For this reason, I support our troops when they refuse to go into military service."  Nacho you are a punk (for the lack of really calling you what you are).

[ultimate7]

Let me be the first to thank you for supporting the troops, Vit.

[GDavis]

USA A-OK

[JoeDirt]

Vit and all others, please keep my tourney thread out of your political arguing!  We're too close to tourney time to have this thing thrown off track.

[ultimate7]

Vit and all others, please keep my tourney thread out of your political arguing! We're too close to tourney time to have this thing thrown off track.

This sounds like an admission to hating the troops to me.  Look JoeDirt, you're either with us or you're a troop hating communist.

[RedBarron]

I hate the fucking repulicrats and democans!

Uncle Sam hates RBI Baseball.

The Ku Klux Klan secretly runs the nation and brainwashes your children.

[Gantry]

Back to the Ohio tourney and no more of this crap.   Vit just earned himself 4 Rob Wilfong homers in game one of our tourney game tomorrow for that outburst...

[TbT]

and about the theme song for the ohio cotut....i know everyone excited about europes "final countdown" and all, but i was thinking in the winners circle, phil collins "i been waiting for this moment for all my life" would be apporpriate 

and if not that, then Canibal Corpse's "entrails ripped from a virgins c*nt", or else "f*cked with a knife" would suffice just as well.

another option could be Deicide's "lunatic of gods creation" as a grand winners circle song 

that is all!

[Nacho]

Just be sure not to update Nacho, Big Vanilla and the rest of those jags whom think that Mark is just a pawn and they won't support him.  This statement, by Nacho, clears it up:  "For this reason, I support our troops when they refuse to go into military service."  Nacho you are a punk (for the lack of really calling you what you are).

The point is........  ?

[JoeDirt]

stop it nacho

[Nacho]

stop it nacho

Someone calls me a punk (unprovoked) and you want me to stop it?  What do you think I am?  Mature?  An advocate of non-violence?

[ultimate7]

To be fair, he clarified that "punk" was a euphamism

[Nacho]

To be fair, he clarified that "punk" was a euphamism

This made me laugh.  And we are also probalby making JoeDirt angry.