I feel like Cartman waiting on that damn Wii to get to stores. I'm looking forward to this 900 times more than my actual wedding or honeymoon.
I just noticed that our penthouse includes a private elevator, access to consierge lounge where I hope we can loot/find drinks and mixers and we're supposed to get limo service from the airport, although I think asking them to make 6 trips to pick us up is asking a bit much, I would imagine it includes 1 trip to pick you up but I'm hoping MikeD can harass them into making at least 2 trips and we can all organize our arrival times thustly.
Also, Golf is arranged, I'll have final #'s for cost and the # to call to pay for your share when Jameybaxter gets off his lazy ass and posts it here.
Also, Does anyone have any suggestions for a good steak place. I'm talking, dead-man walking-last-meal-before-you-die quality and am ready to pony up some serious dough. The Bellagio has the "Prime Steakhouse" which they advertise as being like a 1930's style speakeasy and that has AWESOME written all over it. We should probably make some reservations for that too since we're a party of 8.
This bachelor party is going to put me in the fucking poor house you bastard. Having said that, I'm very excited.
what are you talking about? golf and steaks is are about the only thing you'll have to pay for. they have free snacks at all times on the hospitality floor where we can raid it like a buffet like the white trash that we are for most of our meals. room has a fridge so we'll load up on booze at the grocery store.
the only thing you should be out of pocket as far as expenses go are drinks at the bar (which we should all be pretty loaded from pre-heating in the room) and all the lap dances/hand jobs you're going to buy me at the squirrel farm.
We gonna get all dressed up for steak night?
Can Carly and I come?
OK, when does everyone's flights arrive? Mine gets in at 11:05 a.m. It would be good to know if I should wait for other people to land (i.e. suck some drinks down at the airport bar) or head to the hotel.
Quote from: fightonusc on 01/22/07, 03:28:39 PM
OK, when does everyone's flights arrive? Mine gets in at 11:05 a.m. It would be good to know if I should wait for other people to land (i.e. suck some drinks down at the airport bar) or head to the hotel.
my flight gets in at 10:45. I think mostly everyone gets in around 11 so we should all be able to cram into the limo.
Quote from: moses on 01/22/07, 03:01:44 PM
Can Carly and I come?
sure but you have to service all 9 guys in whatever capacity demanded of you.
MikeD and I are driving up together. My lips will probably be pretty chapped by the time we get there.
Quote from: fknmclane on 01/22/07, 03:58:53 PM
MikeD and I are driving up together. My lips will probably be pretty chapped by the time we get there.
Job 1 when we get there will be to make a grocery store/liqour store run unless you fellas want a shopping list and want to knock this out on the way up or before everyone gets in.
Quote from: fknmclane on 01/22/07, 03:58:53 PM
MikeD and I are driving up together. My dick shaft will probably be pretty chapped by the time we get there.
Don't drink and drive, kids...and don't receive hand jobs and drive, either...
Quote from: rdub on 01/22/07, 03:33:34 PM
Quote from: moses on 01/22/07, 03:01:44 PM
Can Carly and I come?
sure but you have to service all 9 guys in whatever capacity demanded of you.
Just wondering who is going?
AND NO FUCKING QUESTIONS ASKED!
Ha That is a lot to expect for one girl. I must say are you paying for my plane tickets, steak dinner, and golf?
First of all...didn't I just fucking say "NO QUESTIONS"
Second of all, I thought you were brining Carly
and Third, you want to crash MY bachelor party and you want US to pay for it?
Fourth of All, the only things being offered are buckets of semen and shame
first: i was going to send robot moses to the party.
Second: Robot carly was going with her
Third: I already made it quite clear in a few other posts I did not want to be in the same place as you and MikeD. As i think this would be a bad idea to begin with.
Fourth: Do you get your buckets of semen from TBT?
I get in at 11:30
USC and baxter, what time are you cats getting in?
11:08 a.m. on United.
This get together will be a hoot! I cannot wait!
Quote from: rdub on 01/22/07, 01:52:06 PM
Also, Does anyone have any suggestions for a good steak place. I'm talking, dead-man walking-last-meal-before-you-die quality and am ready to pony up some serious dough. The Bellagio has the "Prime Steakhouse" which they advertise as being like a 1930's style speakeasy and that has AWESOME written all over it. We should probably make some reservations for that too since we're a party of 8.
Prime looks like it will work out okay. Good reviews across the board and while it sounds like we'll get some great steaks it isn't going to break the bank ($48 is the most expensive main course.)
Where's the damn golf info?!
What days are said bachelor party so I make sure to look for the drunken posts? And you fuckers better be bringing a laptop and attending a hotel with full-time Internet...
02/09-02/11. If you're lucky MikeD and I will even post from the road.
rented a 12 passenger van for saturday through some discount website as opposed to booking it with a driver through the golf website and saved about $100. Cost is going to be $13 per person. Golf should be around $70/person.
They've got Callaway rental clubs for $30 if you want em, Jamey and I are splurging and renting brand new sets of Taylormade RAC's that come with the big ass R5 driver for $45, because why the fuck not, I've never played with a set this good before.
He's going to book the golf tonight (i hope) and I'll post the phone # to call to pay your share.
I believe it is a 5 hour drive from Phoenix, so Mclane and I will be leaving around 6am (hi mclane!). If we get a time from everyone as to when they are coming in, I can arrange with the hotel to send the limo for youz guys and get everyone at once.
I fucking HATE the drive to Vegas. There's nothing worse. Except of course the drive home.
Quote from: Mike D. on 01/23/07, 04:34:40 PM
I believe it is a 5 hour drive from Phoenix, so Mclane and I will be leaving around 6am (hi mclane!). If we get a time from everyone as to when they are coming in, I can arrange with the hotel to send the limo for youz guys and get everyone at once.
I'm working on this.
Quote from: rdub on 01/23/07, 04:23:15 PM
rented a 12 passenger van for saturday through some discount website as opposed to booking it with a driver through the golf website and saved about $100. Cost is going to be $13 per person. Golf should be around $70/person.
They've got Callaway rental clubs for $30 if you want em, Jamey and I are splurging and renting brand new sets of Taylormade RAC's that come with the big ass R5 driver for $45, because why the fuck not, I've never played with a set this good before.
He's going to book the golf tonight (i hope) and I'll post the phone # to call to pay your share.
Count me in for golf - if they have rental clubs, that sounds cool, and I was anticipating that fees were going to be pricier than that.
In terms of steakhouses, every bachelor party I've been to in Vegas (including my own) has gone to The Golden Steer (http://www.goldensteerlv.com/). This place is vintage 1950s Vegas - apparently, the Rat Pack used to eat there all the time, and I don't think they've updated the look since - all red leather booths, with the piano player in the lounge. Huge cuts of really good beef, Caeser salads made at your table, and first-rate service. And the prices are affordable, too.
Also, we should hit The Burger Bar at Mandalay Bay (http://www.yelp.com/biz/Cni2l-VKG_pdospJ6xliXQ) at some point during the trip.
what does it take to get a private room? is there a minimum tab you have to run up? I'd definitely like to go somewhere with ridiculously good steaks, and a mile long wine list and a rat-pack feel, so fighton's place might be a good bet.
also I'm interested in Delmonicos at the Venician (http://www.venetian.com/dining/delmonico.cfm), Mortons, Craftsteak at MGM (http://www.mgmgrand.com/dining/craftsteak-steak-house.aspx), and SW Steakhouse at the Wynn (http://lasvegas.citysearch.com/profile/41754769/las_vegas_nv/sw_steakhouse_at_wynn_las_vegas.html)
I don't know for sure, since it's either been a) my party or b) someone else handling it. If you are interested, I can call and find out. Do we know how many people?
Quote from: rdub on 01/23/07, 05:16:10 PM
what does it take to get a private room? is there a minimum tab you have to run up? I'd definitely like to go somewhere with ridiculously good steaks, and a mile long wine list and a rat-pack feel, so you fighton's place might be a good bet.
I've just booked us for 10 people on the 10th at 7pm at the Golden Steer. GOOD TIMES.
so hard.
I requested private seating but I don't think we can do it. Groups of 20 or more get precedence, however, if we call closer to the date we might be able to haggle something. Cigar room???
BONERTOWN
Quote from: Mike D. on 01/23/07, 05:35:23 PM
I requested private seating but I don't think we can do it. Groups of 20 or more get precedence, however, if we call closer to the date we might be able to haggle something. Cigar room???
is that something that might be available?
the more i think about it, the more i think we need some place that'll give us a private dining room. once the red wine gets going, i want to be able to shout down the table and not be afraid to use an F bomb if and where needed.
Quote from: rdub on 01/23/07, 05:51:05 PM
Quote from: Mike D. on 01/23/07, 05:35:23 PM
I requested private seating but I don't think we can do it. Groups of 20 or more get precedence, however, if we call closer to the date we might be able to haggle something. Cigar room???
is that something that might be available?
the more i think about it, the more i think we need some place that'll give us a private dining room. once the red wine gets going, i want to be able to shout down the table and not be afraid to use an F bomb if and where needed.
You leave this to me, big guy.
from what i've read about our Penthouse Suite at the Bellagio, you should be able to put in a call to them and make the VIP consierge find somethng for us for Saturday night around 8.
Penthouse at the Bellagio? You fucks are going to spend more in a weekend than I do in a year...
Quote from: Gantry on 01/23/07, 09:16:23 PM
Penthouse at the Bellagio? You fucks are going to spend more in a weekend than I do in a year...
You should fly out.
One of the guys that kicked your ass in the road rage incident?
Quote from: JoeDirt on 01/23/07, 11:25:11 PM
One of the guys that kicked your ass in the road rage incident?
wrong thread dickteeth.
so jealous
The Saint made her feelings about said bachelor party/weekend of debauchery known yesterday evening. Let's just say she's not too thriled about it and a bit nervous. That's a damn shame, because I'm officially excited for this thing.
Quote from: fknmclane on 01/24/07, 04:09:23 PM
The Saint made her feelings about said bachelor party/weekend of debauchery known yesterday evening. Let's just say she's not too thriled about it and a bit nervous. That's a damn shame, because I'm officially excited for this thing.
and what, specifically, is she concerned about?
What every woman is concerned about.
crabs?
i can't imagine that the saint doesn't trust mclane completely and i can't imagine that she'd give two shits about what the rest of us got up to.
Quote from: rdub on 01/24/07, 04:11:07 PM
Quote from: fknmclane on 01/24/07, 04:09:23 PM
The Saint made her feelings about said bachelor party/weekend of debauchery known yesterday evening. Let's just say she's not too thriled about it and a bit nervous. That's a damn shame, because I'm officially excited for this thing.
and what, specifically, is she concerned about?
Probably just her usual concern that I'll come home not having showered or changed the entire weekend and will have consumed enough alcohol in two and half days to kill a small village. During consumption of said alcohol she's no doubt worried about the typical retarded decisions I make and the tendency that I have of being loud and obnoxious. My experience at the blackjack table during my last trip to Vegas is also in the back of her mind, I'm sure.
Also, while she's nuts about you, I'm not so sure she totally trusts you.
Quote from: moses on 01/24/07, 04:12:38 PM
What every woman is concerned about.
Me cheating on her? Not a fucking chance. I'd beat my cock with a hammer and then drive a railroad spike up it before I did that.
No i was thinking of that movie Very Bad Things.... you know where they get all drunk and kill that stripper.
Seriously not every woman is concerned about cheating mostly just general concern that your going to get into some kind of serious trouble. Much like you have already described including fights.
My wife is usually concerned with me dying of alcohol poisoning.
Quote from: fknmclane on 01/24/07, 04:16:33 PM
My experience at the blackjack table during my last trip to Vegas is also in the back of her mind, I'm sure.
I don't recall this story... care to refresh my memory?
Make sure that no one puts steak sauce on their steak.
Or wears jean shorts.
Or steals your bacon.
And you let her know that I was going, right? That should put her mind at ease, because there's no way you would get into any trouble with me going.
Quote from: BeefMaster on 01/24/07, 04:42:19 PM
Quote from: fknmclane on 01/24/07, 04:16:33 PM
My experience at the blackjack table during my last trip to Vegas is also in the back of her mind, I'm sure.
I don't recall this story... care to refresh my memory?
See Tuesday and my interaction with various black jack dealers. Good times. (http://forums.dee-nee.com/index.php?topic=11331.0)
Quote from: fightonusc on 01/24/07, 05:17:43 PM
Or steals your bacon.
And you let her know that I was going, right? That should put her mind at ease, because there's no way you would get into any trouble with me going.
Anyone touches my bacon they're a fucking dead man.
Yup, she knows you're going as well. Believe it or not, this actually helped her worries.
Sara hasn't said one thing about the bachelor party yet. I think at this point, she looks at any Dee-Nee gathering like I'm a reservist going to fight in Iraq, just for a weekend instead of a year. And with a slightly better chance of me returning home in one piece.
Quote from: fightonusc on 01/24/07, 05:17:43 PM
And you let her know that I was going, right? That should put her mind at ease, because there's no way you would get into any trouble with me going... we'll be fenced in.
DEE-NEE!!! MCLANE AND I ARE NOW FLYING!!! No more 5 hours drive!
The weekend just got that much better. Instead of waiting five hours to get to Vegas, we'll now be there in ten minutes (hour time change, bitches!)
Mike and I will be getting wasted at the airport bar waiting for the rest of you fuckers to show up. Our flight gets in at 8:50 I think.
Quote from: Mike D. on 01/25/07, 04:31:43 PM
DEE-NEE!!! MCLANE AND I ARE NOW FLYING!!! No more 5 hours drive!
nice. i've got the arrival times for all but one partier. one of my other buddies gets in between 8 and 9 so you can meet up with him.
we're going to have to come up with a new way to get the necessary libations for the room. do you know if you can travel with unopened alcohol in your carry on? I've got to imagine whatever grocery store is near the strip would overcharge for everything.
Guy, we make the limo stop at a store. Relax, I'll take care of it.
Quote from: stupid fucking TSAAll liquids, gels and aerosols must be in three-ounce or smaller containers.
I guess you could possibly bring a shit ton of the little tiny bottles.
I'm sorry Mike, I know I'm being a pain in the ass but this is like the anticipation of Christmas and my birthday when I was 10 years old, all rolled into one.
Vegas, My Best Friends, A Last Weekend On Earth Mentality, Naked Whores, Alcohol, Possible Illicits, Fantastic Food, Deluxe Accomodations and A Comfortable Bank Roll.
I'm out of my fucking head thinking about Feb. 9th.
You're not being a pain in the ass, I just don't want you to worry about any of this stuff. Relax and enjoy it. The attendees will take care of the rest.
And did I mention I'm flying to Vegas by way of Atlanta? What the fuck was I thinking when I thought it would be worth it to save $40?
Nothing like taking a step back to go forward.
miked... best and worst friend ever?
Quote from: TBG on 01/25/07, 10:58:40 PM
miked... best and worst friend human being ever?
miked - he was the best of times, he was the worst of times
Quote from: TBG on 01/25/07, 10:58:40 PM
miked... best and worst friend ever?
that about sums it up.
Quote from: Mike D. on 01/25/07, 04:56:00 PM
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
This about sums it up
My buddy made a pledge huff ether during pledging...It was creepy to watch
I'm just curious Fighton, you've done the Vegas bachelor party before, what all did you guys do? did you hit up any dance club type places? I can't figure out if that would be the biggest waste of time and money ever or a lot of fun.
Quote from: rdub on 01/26/07, 10:59:47 AM
I'm just curious Fighton, you've done the Vegas bachelor party before, what all did you guys do? did you hit up any dance club type places? I can't figure out if that would be the biggest waste of time and money ever or a lot of fun.
Agreed with Mclane. I will be putting together a formal agenda for this weekend of hell soon. Rdub, I will pass it by you for your stamp of approval. I'm pretty good at having fun.
I figured at some point, we're going to want to be near some women that we aren't paying, and we'll want to obnoxiously spit some game at them. And most of these types of whores like dance clubs.
I got a handjob from some girl in vegas either on or under a staircase in the MGM main casino part. I also fingerbanged her there. I distinctly remember people walking by while this was ocurring. This was at my college friends bachelor party last summer. So, the moral of the story is that these girls are EVERYWHERE in Vegas.
Quote from: GDavis on 01/26/07, 10:46:42 AM
Quote from: Mike D. on 01/25/07, 04:56:00 PM
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
This about sums it up
Anyone here ever done ether?
Yes. I used to put it into those Vicks nasal inhalers and go to town in high school. It was a study hall habit.
Quote from: Mike D. on 01/26/07, 12:02:10 PM
Yes. I used to put it into those Vicks nasal inhalers and go to town in high school. It was a study hall habit.
I want to party with THAT guy.
No you don't. Some kid at my work thought I was 42 years old. I was embarrassed to admit I'm only 27.
Quote from: Nacho on 01/26/07, 11:47:41 AM
Quote from: GDavis on 01/26/07, 10:46:42 AM
Quote from: Mike D. on 01/25/07, 04:56:00 PM
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
This about sums it up
Anyone here ever done ether?
guilty.
My wife keeps seeing those damn what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas commercials, it's making her nervous and me pissed.
My flight arrives at 10:06......mike d i expect you to be waiting beer in hand.
Quote from: j train on 01/26/07, 05:06:38 PM
My flight arrives at 10:06......mike d and mclane i expect you to be waiting beer in hand.
well played....i am excited to meet you and debate the merits of the phoenix suns, as we get royally fucked of libations
Two Words - Spearmint Rhino (http://forums.dee-nee.com/index.php?topic=6955.0)
Indeed sir, indeed. I love that place.
I'm gonna be the poor guy on this trip.
i've eaten at prime before. it is awesome but my recollections of it are nothing like what i would imagine a speakeasy to look like, which is how i think rdub described it. i remember there being a lot of curtains all over the place. regardless of the decor, which i doubt you care much about anyways, you will have yourselves some awesome pieces of meat.
To be fair, the bachelor parties I've been to/had for me in Vegas have been pretty tame affairs. Usually a lot of drinking/gambling on Friday night, but not balls out - like 80 percent. Saturday is usually get drunk and watch football at the sportsbook time (these usually are during football season for some reason). Saturday night is steakhouse, then strip club and then more gambling. I've never really been a "club" type person (as we saw the first night in Phoenix), but I'm pretty much game for anything.
Golf is set:
call 1-877-669-2847, tell them you are part of Ryan Taylor's Golf Party and you can pay by credit/debit card. They are going to charge the remaining balance to Jameybaxter on the 8th of Feb. so make sure you call in and get your share paid before that.
MikeD, Mclane- 70
USC (w/rental clubs)- 100
You need a batter name than Ryan taylor's golf party. Something like, "the Extremo Mega Prostitute Stabbing Titty fuckers"
I think Mike and I will most likely just rent clubs now since we're flying up.
if fighton wanted to get me the best bachelor party gift ever, he could get me the other flying helicopter ninjas t-shirt in a size XXL, red, and with the logo that doesn't suck.
just throwing that out there...
...again
Quote from: fknmclane on 01/29/07, 12:18:41 PM
I think Mike and I will most likely just rent clubs now since we're flying up.
just make sure and mention it when you call and tell them which set you want.
Oh dear god..... I just got an email from a crazy friend of mine that he and his crazy group of friends are celebrating another friend of mines bachelor party in Vegas the same weekend. These guys roll deep with illicits and alcohol abuse, as well as excess stripper celebrations. We will have to combine forces at some point.
Quote from: Mike D. on 02/01/07, 12:45:19 PM
We will have to combine forces at some point.
this will be known as the battle of armageddon.
rdub, remind me to call and pay for golf.
Quote from: fknmclane on 02/01/07, 01:33:19 PM
rdub, remind me to call and pay for golf.
Didn't you just remind yourself?
Indeed, but I'll forget before the 8th. Trying to catch up at work after missing three days sucks balls.
Just paid for the golf. It wound up being $140 with the rental clubs, which was a bit more than I thought. What gives?
Quote from: fightonusc on 02/01/07, 02:03:53 PM
Just paid for the golf. It wound up being $140 with the rental clubs, which was a bit more than I thought. What gives?
whoa whoa whoa. call the guy back. NO WAY yours is that much. you should of been 70 for gofl and 30 for the cheaper callaway clubs. and do me a favor when you call him, verify that he hasn't been charging everyone that much. He might still be trying to charge us for the rental van which we canceled.
Quote from: Mike D. on 02/01/07, 12:45:19 PM
Oh dear god..... I just got an email from a crazy friend of mine that he and his crazy group of friends are celebrating another friend of mines bachelor party in Vegas the same weekend. These guys roll deep with illicits and alcohol abuse, as well as excess stripper celebrations. We will have to combine forces at some point.
I guess thats okay, I just don't want to lose you to your "other" friends.
I called the guy back up and yes, he was including the transportation (that we've since canceled) in what he told me. However, he was only charging my card $100. I think everything is OK, but people might want to double-check if they have paid and make sure they are only paying $100 if they haven't.
Quote from: fknmclane on 01/22/07, 02:31:09 PM
We gonna get all dressed up for steak night?
I'm not sure about that place that Fighton picked out that I think Mike made arrangements at but I'd imagine you should where a shirt with some sort of colllar. Also, we'll be going out for the evening following this so I'd imagine that you will want to be dressed in all your finery when we go to dinner.
Okay, just booked golf and rental clubs. $100. How exactly are we getting to the course?
Quote from: fknmclane on 02/01/07, 03:16:41 PM
Okay, just booked golf and rental clubs. $100. How exactly are we getting to the course?
I booked a 12 passenger van from Budget that we (jameybaxter) will go pick up at the airport Saturday morning. we'll have it saturday night as well just incase Mike falls through on his limo-hook-up.
How much do we owe for that?
I almost splurged for the brand new Taylor Made clubs they have but fuck it, I'm not worthy to use clubs that nice.
You've seen me golf, you know how bad I suck but Jamey and I were both like fuck it, I'm never going to own clubs this nice but it's my one chance to play with some really fantastic clubs.
The van is going to be about 12$ a person as apposed to $20 a person + tip for a driver if we had booked it through the golf place (also we wouldn't of been able to keep the van)
I bought my set of golf clubs at Costco for $149, so even the Callaways are a huge step up for me.
My predicted total score for this foursome: 510
Is every attendee golfing with us? Or is it just the dee nee crew? I'm full of questions (and phlegm) today.
Quote from: will ferrel as harry caray on 02/01/07, 03:36:54 PM
Is every attendee golfing with us? Or is it just the dee nee crew? I'm full of questions ...i'm curious like a cat. that's why friends call me whiskers!
Quote from: fknmclane on 02/01/07, 03:36:54 PM
Is every attendee golfing with us? Or is it just the dee nee crew? I'm full of questions (and phlegm) today.
I bought my clubs for $99 at target with the bag. They're a set of wilsons and they really aren't too bad, graphite shafts on the woods, good putter, no complaints.
Everyones in on the golf. We leave no man behind on this weekend. I can't decide if we should try and pair people together skillwise or if we should draw partners for our best-ball tournament. I'd say:
Mike and Jamey= Decent
Rdub, Mclane and J-Train= Not Very Good
The Twins=Some of the worse golf known to man
USC and my buddy Dave= Unknown but most likely bad
Your party, your decision. If do pair people up skillwise, we should let the shitty players go first so the only people they're holding up happen to be part of our larger group.
Quote from: fknmclane on 02/01/07, 03:44:50 PM
Your party, your decision. If do pair people up skillwise, we should let the shitty players go first so the only people they're holding up happen to be part of our larger group.
well a shitty person will be paired with a less shitty person so all the groups will be sufficiently dragging ass until about the 10th or 11th hole, at which point, you and your partner should be rip-roaring drunk and electing to skip entire holes in favor of chasing the beer cart girl to ask her how gamey her cunt is.
I had the "There is going to be Strippers at your bachelor party isn't there?" talk with the Fiancee. She was not pleased. I told her she had nothing to fear and that she had nothing to be jealous over. That none of us could even afford lap dances anyway. I told her that the strippers will have no interest in us as we are all broke.
I couldn't lie to her and tell her there wouldn't be any strippers.
and thank god she didn't ask me about hookers.
What was she expecting? Dinner and go to bed early?
Games of cribbage and maybe some volunteer work down at the Vegas homeless shelter.
Quote from: rdub on 02/01/07, 03:29:20 PM
You've seen me golf, you know how bad I suck but Jamey and I were both like fuck it, I'm never going to own clubs this nice but it's my one chance to play with some really fantastic clubs.
Are you never planning on golfing again? I'm pretty sure you'll have another chance to rent some really fantastic clubs at some other point in your life.
Quote from: fightonusc on 02/01/07, 05:59:43 PM
Games of cribbage and maybe some volunteer work down at the Vegas homeless shelter.
i'm in!
I'm coming in guns blazing for this event. down to 6 days...
HOLY SHIT...only six days. I will have to stsrt preparing my liver and soul for the expected debauchery.
My budget for this trip has been increased to epic proportions. This should be fun.
to make the time pass i've been buying stupid shit for the bachelor party. i went out and bought some new golf shoes earlier this week and today i decided to go out and buy some new golf balls too.
I need help with the details but at some point in the evening Journey's Don't Stop Believin will be played and all Dee-nee'rs in attendance will find their way to the dance floor for a either a stirring sing-a-long w/ or w/out the DJ's microphone or perhaps just a loosely choreographed lipsynching.
I feel very strongly about this.
*edit, copied into the appropriate wedding thread
Quote from: Mike D. on 02/03/07, 03:45:22 PM
My budget for this trip has been increased to epic proportions. This should be fun.
Make sure the budget includes bail money
i wish i could be there for that song rdub... it's even my wife's and my song.
hold on to that fee-ee-ee-leh-heh-en (sweet guitar solo)
by the time this weekend rolls around. I will not of had a sip of alcohol in 3 weeks? I've also cleaned up the diet significantly over the past month in addition to dropping some weight. No doubt the alcohol consumed this weekend will have an immediate impact.
It will take a team effort to be vigilant and make sure that we are all appropriately marinaded and not over soused throughout the weekend...at least until later in the evening saturday night, when all bets are off and things can and will get ugly.
It's a marathon, not a sprint. We can't forget that.
You fuckers better not forget ..... pics?
also, it should be noted that you are never too old or too good for a permanent market shaming if you pass out early.
Found a good spot for everyone to meet.
http://www.mccarran.com/dining.asp (http://www.mccarran.com/dining.asp)
Budweiser Race Track Sports Bar. It's located directly above the baggage claim area in terminal 1. Airport Information confirmed that you can go downstairs, grab your luggage from baggage claim and backtrack to this bar.
What time should I confirm the limo for? When is the last person arriving?
Also, fuck "pacing". This is a bachelor party, not some knitting club. (john Kreese)
I have a game to play to kick off the festivities in the hotel room. It's called "Obstacle Course aka Stations of the Cross". It will punish Rdub like he is meant to be punished.
Quote from: Mike D. on 02/05/07, 01:01:21 PM
What time should I confirm the limo for? When is the last person arriving?
Also, fuck "pacing". This is a bachelor party, not some knitting club. (john Kreese)
I have a game to play to kick off the festivities in the hotel room. It's called "Obstacle Course aka Stations of the Cross". It will punish Rdub like he is meant to be punished.
I'm the last guy as far as the limo is concerned. I get in at 11:30. One of the twins gets in at 3:30, and I'm hoping you can work your magic with the driver or concierge to get another trip to the airport in the limo to pick up Dan. It would be sweet to pile back in, drinks in hand and pick him up.
I too have a game for when we get back to the room. It's more gambling than drinking and everyone will need $20 in singles but its a hoot.
And I heard about you and your fishing trip and how shitcanned you got the first night and basically had to sub yourself out. I personally don't want a repeat of my performance in Columbus where I was never able to get it going again the way we did that first afternoon. I don't want anyone getting destroyed and having to be takne back to the hotel early in the evening or sleeping through dinner or missing golf or anything.
An agenda for "our" bachelor party will be forthcoming.
I'll see what I can do with the limo. I'm going to ask the Bellagio to pick us up at 12:00.
Also, I think golf on Saturday is the best thing that could hapen to us. It forces everyone out of their funk, into the sun to get exercise and start drinking again. Plus, it's at a great time where recovery should be nearing completion. Great strategic planning.
I'm leaning towards a blind draw for the pairings. The prize money everyone will contribute to, will be divided into several awards including low score, full round completed with same ball (note to self, buy perm. marker in unusual color), and perhaps highest score? I'm taking suggestions on this.
I like the idea of two-man scramble, each team has to use at least 6 of each persons drives. Blind drawings, prizes for: Best Team Score, Most beers consumed, and Second to Last.
as long as we've got consecutive tee-times for our two or three groups, at some point we can do a closest to the pin, leaving a tee to mark for the group behind you.
Preliminary Agenda:
Itinerary:
Friday:
Limo Pick-up at Airport: 12pm
Lunch at Bellagio: 1-2pm
Obstacle Course: 2:15pm
7 Game Asshole: 2:30pm 3:30pm
Hitting the Floor for Gambling: 4-6:30
Dinner (somewhere) Congregate at Predetermined Location in Bellagio: Leave at 7pm
Regroup at Hotel: 8:30pm
RDubs Gambling Game: 9:30- 10:30
Go to Bar/Club: Leave at 11
Saturday:
Breakfast, Gambling, Whatever: Wake-up until 11
Golf: Leave Hotel at 11:00
Golf: 12pm 6pm
Dinner: 7pm at steakhouse
Spearmint Rhino: After dinner, until RDub wants to leave
Paid for golf, sprung for the Taylor Mades.
you're not leaving enough time for eating and gambling
Quote from: Mike D. on 02/05/07, 06:08:46 PM
Preliminary Agenda:
Itinerary:
Friday:
Limo Pick-up at Airport: 12pm
Lunch at Bellagio: 1-2pm
Obstacle Course: 2:15pm
7 Game Asshole: 2:30pm – 3:30pm
Hitting the Floor for Gambling: 4-6:30
Dinner (somewhere) Congregate at Predetermined Location in Bellagio: Leave at 7pm
Regroup at Hotel: 8:30pm
RDub's Gambling Game: 9:30- 10:30
Go to Bar/Club: Leave at 11
Saturday:
Breakfast, Gambling, Whatever: Wake-up until 11
Golf: Leave Hotel at 11:00
Golf: 12pm – 6pm
Dinner: 7pm at steakhouse
Spearmint Rhino: After dinner, until RDub wants to leave
any particular reason we're doing the squirrel farm saturday night as opposed to friday night.
Mike and I discussed this yesterday and we figured Friday night at the titty bar would not be a good idea as we'd all be way too fired up. If we go Saturday after dinner we'll have just eaten a big ass steak and will be looking forward to "relaxing" a bit with plenty of tits and ass. What do you think?
Also, I was talking to my dad this evening and he told me I wouldn't be seeing him this weekend because he and my mom are going to Vegas with another couple. I had no idea they were going up, they had no idea I was going up. They're also meeting my aunt and uncle from Cincinnati up there so I regret to inform you (rdub, MikeD, fighton, etc) that I'm going to have to get away for a couple hours one of the nights.
Not sure how I'm going to work it yet but I really have to meet up with my relatives and my parents, it wouldn't be right if I didn't.
You're a fucking pussy cocksucking idiot. You weren't going to see them before, anyway. Get your family's balls out of your mouth and attend RDubs bachelor party.
Squirrel Farm on Saturday is by far the better idea. Dressed up for steak dinner, and a little more relaxed, as mclane said.
Now that you put it that way, it does sound pretty good. And Mclane, you little bitch ass cunt, you're already skipping my wedding for familial obligations and now you want to cut n' run on my bachelor party?
I'm just bustin' your balls. If you want to go meet up with them, that's fine, might I suggest breakfast with them Saturday morning while we are all still asleep. It may be the only time you will be coherent the entire weekend.
As far as gambling is concerned friday night, it might be fun to find some meaningless game on in one of the sports books and we could all put money on it and scream our drunken asses off for Arkansas Pine Bluff or something.
Quote from: rdub on 02/06/07, 10:20:04 AM
I'm just bustin' your balls. If you want to go meet up with them, that's fine, might I suggest breakfast with them Saturday morning while we are all still asleep. It may be the only time you will be coherent the entire weekend.
Thank you for understanding, rdub. I was thinking the same thing, that breakfast might be my only shot. The other thought I had was maybe after golf, as I think we might have some time between finishing that up and our big dinner. My only concern with that, as you mentioned, is that I might be a puddle by that point. Breakfast is looking better and better.
I will make a deal with you fuckers as a show of good faith. If I do end up meeting with my family and it is NOT breakfast and cuts into our time together, I will do a shot of jager for every half hour that I am away from the group. Deal?
how does YOU taking shots make anything better. I say, for every half an hour you are away from the group, it's another lap dance you owe me.
Quote from: rdub on 02/06/07, 10:53:59 AM
how does YOU taking shots make anything better. I say, for every half an hour you are away from the group, it's another lap dance you owe me.
It makes it better/worse for me. The shot could be viewed as a penalty.
Don't worry about the lap dances, you're gonna have tits in your face for a few hours straight.
Does anyone have any ideas for nightclubs on Friday night? I'm not much of a club person by nature, so this is my one area of Vegas information that I'm kind of lacking in. (Given my preferences, I'd wind up at a place like the World-Famous Double Down Saloon (http://www.doubledownsaloon.com/), but I doubt this would fly with most of the rest of the group. Although, if you didn't notice, they invented the bacon martini.)
From what I've seen, The Hard Rock seems like it should have some good clubs with lots of attractive strange. Their big club is "Body English" (http://www.bodyenglish.com/index_hi.cfm), and I've heard good things (http://www.yelp.com/biz/GCRvrxMSC1nzShyM4Y-guQ) about it. I've also heard good things about the places at The Wynn.
I dont' know, I just don't want to have to pay a $20 cover but I guess that's unavoidable. I'm not really even sure what we'd be doing at a club. I don't see this motley group picking up any women (there are only 2 "single" guys in the group)
Quote from: fknmclane on 02/06/07, 11:46:21 AM
Quote from: rdub on 02/06/07, 10:53:59 AM
how does YOU taking shots make anything better. I say, for every half an hour you are away from the group, it's another lap dance you owe me.
It makes it better/worse for me. The shot could be viewed as a penalty.
Don't worry about the lap dances, you're gonna have tits in your face for a few hours straight.
what about sweaty stripper buttholes? Can I have those in my face?
I think I do want to go to a club, I just won't be committed to staying there that long. The Vegas clubs are ridiculous and so are the girls running around there. It's worth it just to sightsee the club and the strange. Here's the list of things I'm looking forward to in the order of anticipation.
1. Seeing my friends again and the first hour drinking back at the hotel
2. Steaks, Red Wine, Tall Tales, Cigars (maybe?) Sat. Night
3. Golf
4. Lesbian Strippers In The Hotel Room
5. Regular Strippers at Spearmint Rhino
6. Gambling
7. Asian Massage Parlor
8. Sightseeing
9. sharing a drink (WITH alcohol) with Jamey Baxter at some point this weekend
#9 is going to be our mission impossible and will take massive amounts of peer pressure and goading.
Not that my opinion really matters on the subject, but I think a trip to a club would be a total waste of time, money and resources. We're going to get there, pay an insane cover just for the privilige to drink an $8 beer, ogle at some bitches, realize it's not the place for us and then pile back into a $40 cab. [/party pooper]
I agree on the club thing. WE would be much better served at a bar in one of the casinos, allowing for easy access to gambling and a cheaper experience.
2 words: CASINO. ROYALE.
apparently they've bumped up their table minimums but you can still get free booze while you gamble away your money on $1 roullette and $2 craps and $3 Blackjack.
Also connected to a Denny's.
also Mike, Nick of the twins, is brining you a money order for the hotel room. He said he switched banks and doesn't have new checks yet.
OK. That's cool. I'm calling the concierge tonight to confirm limo and all that good stuff.
Quote from: Mike D. on 02/06/07, 01:15:26 PM
OK. That's cool. I'm calling the concierge tonight to confirm limo and all that good stuff.
remember to push for a second trip in the limo to pick up Dan (the other guy who looks like Nick) at 4pm
Quote from: rdub on 02/06/07, 01:07:38 PM
2 words: CASINO. ROYALE.
apparently they've bumped up their table minimums but you can still get free booze while you gamble away your money on $1 roullette and $2 craps and $3 Blackjack.
Also connected to a Denny's.
See, this is bonertown, plain and simple.
10. Fightonusc taking off his pants in the middle of a casino
Another positive about the Casino Royale is that if you order a shot of Jager, it is $3 and it basically is full lowball glass. I passed out at the mini-Craps tables there one night. The Sahara also has very low-limit tables (I believe they still have $2 blackjack) and a great/cheesy lounge with a great/cheesy live band.
And I don't know how people feel about poker, but I know that at several casinos, if you have enough people they will basically open a private poker table up for you. They charge their usual rake (up to $3 per hand), but you don't have to worry about dealing, cashing out money, etc. Just another thought in terms of gaming options.
I was going to ask the concierge at the Bellagio about private tables for poker and blackjack.
I like the idea of this Casino Royale joint.
Quote from: fightonusc on 02/06/07, 01:41:00 PM
Another positive about the Casino Royale is that if you order a shot of Jager, it is $3 and it basically is full lowball glass. I passed out at the mini-Craps tables there one night. The Sahara also has very low-limit tables (I believe they still have $2 blackjack) and a great/cheesy lounge with a great/cheesy live band.
And I don't know how people feel about poker, but I know that at several casinos, if you have enough people they will basically open a private poker table up for you. They charge their usual rake (up to $3 per hand), but you don't have to worry about dealing, cashing out money, etc. Just another thought in terms of gaming options.
I like this idea as well. I'm probably the last person on earth who doesn't know how to play Texas Hold'em but I'd like to learn.
I'll ask my boss more about this as well. He did this with his buddies when they went to Vegas for a bachelor party last year.
for me, keeping in mind that I am the bachelor in the namesake of this thread, the most important factor to having an awesome weekend will be the number of and qualities pertaining to, the stories we will have to take with us on Sunday.
or in short..
It's not what we do in Vegas, it's how we do it.
I think I want to add to the itenirary.
I'm thinking of a casino crawl. It's been years since I've been to Vegas and I want a chance to step inside the doors of a few casinos I've never been to. I'm thinking we could start at one end of the strip and work our way down, stopping at each of the Megahotels for a coctail along the way.
We did this last time I was there on our way to the Sahara (it's a lot farther than it looks.) Seeing a $0.25 cent beer sign at the Frontier was one of the greatest sights our eyes have ever seen. EVER.
we are dealing with a limited timeframe on this trip, and 9 dudes trying to get changed, shower, etc in one room, so keep that in mind.
You won't need to count me on the shower part.
Quote from: Mike D. on 02/06/07, 06:02:55 PM
we are dealing with a limited timeframe on this trip, and 9 dudes trying to get changed, shower, etc in one room, so keep that in mind.
So I'm guessing that the trip to the Hoover Dam is out?
Also, should I not bring my bath gels?
Also, it's going to be 72 this weekend. It might not be a bad idea to pack a pair of swim trunks in case you feel like heading out to the pool to enjoy a margarita and while checking out the 16 year-old girls in their slutty bikinis.
Quote from: fightonusc on 02/06/07, 06:20:28 PM
Also, it's going to be 72 this weekend. It might not be a bad idea to pack a pair of swim trunks in case you feel like heading out to the pool to enjoy a margarita and while checking out the 16 year-old girls in their slutty bikinis.
And for MikeD and I, don't forget your swim-shirts
Quote from: Mike D. on 02/06/07, 06:02:55 PM
we are dealing with a limited timeframe on this trip, and 9 dudes trying to get changed, shower, etc in one room, so keep that in mind.
you're right, I don't want anything to cut into Mclane's family brunch.
Bah! You beat me to it.
Anyway, I too would like to do everything that Vegas has to offer, but we do only have about 40 hours in town, and I plan on sleeping at least some of it.
drugs can solve that problem.
Quote from: Mike D. on 02/06/07, 06:32:41 PM
Bah! You beat me to it.
Anyway, I too would like to do everything that Vegas has to offer, but we do only have about 40 hours in town, and I plan on sleeping at least some of it.
west coast Pussy
Is it Friday yet?
Update: I fucked my back up last night. As usual, it was doing something innocuous - in this case, trying to slam a drawer shut that was too full of clothes. I basically couldn't move last night, and spent most of the night in bed getting pissed off that I was going to be immobile and not get to golf this weekend.
I'm still pretty sore today, although it's better than it was last night. I might go see a massage therapist tomorrow if it doesn't get better. Could someone bring some Novocaine this weekend in case I need to get shot up?
I'm still hacking like fucking crazy from the flu I had last week or so. Feels like my bronchitis has kicked back in again but I've been putting myself through an intense cleansing process all week. That mucinex shit actually works pretty well. I'm popping vitamins like crazy and drinking so much water that I have to piss every half hour. Doubt I'm going to be 100% come Friday but no worries, once I step foot off that plane and get that first drink in me, it wouldn't matter if I just had both legs chopped off and went though intense chemo, I'm having a great fucking time.
what the fuck people? you are all falling apart. I talked to Jameybaxter this morning and he has the flu too.
He also got a call from the guy who decides who gets Chick-Fil-A franchises and he's flying into Fayeteville and wants to meet with Jamey Friday night so now he is in the process of trying to find out if he can meet the guy earlier and change his flights otherwise he isn't coming.
My bachelor party is already off to a sucky start.
I didn't even want to mention that I've been dealing with a sinus infection and have been taking Cipro since Monday.
But here's the thing: I'm going to be so pumped up when I land on Friday, combined with how liquored up I'll probably be all weekend, means that there's almost a zero percent chance that I'll be feeling any pain all weekend.
Quote from: fightonusc on 02/07/07, 03:00:07 PM
I didn't even want to mention that I've been dealing with a sinus infection and have been taking Cipro since Monday.
But here's the thing: I'm going to be so pumped up when I land on Friday, combined with how liquored up I'll probably be all weekend, means that there's almost a zero percent chance that I'll be feeling any pain all weekend.
That's the spirit
Is it weird for me to be just as excited about this event despite the fact that I'm not going? This is sort of Dee-Nee's last chance to get the true MikeD/RDub experience before they tie the knot...
One question is: is anyone bringing a laptop so we can post updates? My laptop is my work computer, and given the chances that it would have booze/blood/stripper cooze juice spilled on it during the weekend, I'm sure as hell not brining mine.
gantry makes it sound like Mike and I are getting hitched.
I'm sure Jamey, if his ass even comes, will bring his laptop.
Not sure if anyone has already asked this question, but why isn't this thread in Anything Goes?
Quote from: Nacho on 02/07/07, 03:15:29 PM
Not sure if anyone has already asked this question, but why isn't this thread in Anything Goes?
Because it's new(s)
Quote from: Nacho on 02/07/07, 03:15:29 PM
Not sure if anyone has already asked this question, but why isn't this thread in Anything Goes?
I figured I'd be posting in it a lot (which I have) and I didn't want to bore the shit out of everyone so I tucked it away in News (which, like Jamey, never sees any action)
Quote from: rdub on 02/07/07, 03:17:50 PM
Quote from: Nacho on 02/07/07, 03:15:29 PM
Not sure if anyone has already asked this question, but why isn't this thread in Anything Goes?
I figured I'd be posting in it a lot (which I have) and I didn't want to bore the shit out of everyone so I tucked it away in News (which, like Jamey, never sees any action)
I think this thread has singlehandedly tripled the amount that most of us visit the News board.
News=So Hard
Quote from: fightonusc on 02/07/07, 03:00:07 PM
means that there's almost a zero percent chance that I'll be feeling any pain all weekend.
so like 1%?
one hour today and 8 hours tomorrow.
We're in the home stretch.
I need to go buy the various ingredients for my famous bloody marys, some extra dice for "Ship, Capt. and Crew", Iron some shit and hit up the ATM tonight.
I'm dropping the car off at Best Buy tomorrow to get my Sirius rinstalled in my car (after I had to throw down an extra $100 in parts for the adapter since my car has one of those shitty european antennas)
what is ship capt crew?
Quote from: GoReds on 02/07/07, 04:27:35 PM
what is ship capt crew?
its a fun cheap gambling dice game best done with decent sized group standing around a kitchen table.
every body throws a dollar in the middle of the table. Each person gets a turn with a cup and 5 dice. You get 3 rolls, trying to roll a 6, 5 and a 4 and you have to get them in order. As you get each of the magic #'s, you put it aside and use the remaining dice for your following roles. Afteryou get the Ship, Capt and Crew (6,5,4), you add up the remaining two dice for your score. If you got the 6,5,4 in your first or second roll, you can re-roll the last two dice to try and better your score. After 3 rolls, your turn is up and you pass the cup. Highest score of those who got the magic #'s takes the pot.
if highest score takes the pot then it definately sounds like goreds type if game
It goes from bad to worse. I'm not impressed with the Bellagio. We can only accomodate 4 people in the limo from the airport. The others will have to take cabs.
Also, Dub- are you on Delta flight 1689 out of atlanta? That's what I gave as our arrival time.
Quote from: Mike D. on 02/07/07, 05:28:21 PM
It goes from bad to worse. I'm not impressed with the Bellagio. We can only accomodate 4 people in the Lincoln Towncar from the airport. The others will have to take cabs.
The Bellagio has to have some sort of free shuttle to get to the airport.
From what I remember...a cab was like 20 bucks from the airport...I went to Paris Las Vegas which is across the street from the Bellagio...just take the cab
Silly Bdawk, Paris is in France.
My parents/relatives don't arrive in Vegas until Saturday late morning so I may have to skip the last couple holes of golf and catch a cab or something to meet them.
Quote from: fknmclane on 02/07/07, 09:17:15 PM
My parents/relatives don't arrive in Vegas until Saturday late morning so I may have to skip the last couple holes of golf and catch a cab or something to meet them.
Band?
Rdub, in light of all of the pussiness going on rgarding the Greatest weekend ever I am prepared sacrifice a kidney and possibly one or both of my eyes for you to have a good time.....Can you gamble on Russian Roulette?
The amount of vagina having by many attendees is disappointing. I am prepared to die in Vegas if needs be. Also, I don't want RDub being a pussy on his weekend. The man should be drinking like a fish until he blacks out and does something he regrets.
what happened to 6 in the limo?
whatever.
and $20 between 3 or 4 people in a cab is no big deal.
Quote from: fknmclane on 02/07/07, 09:17:15 PM
My parents/relatives don't arrive in Vegas until Saturday late morning so I may have to skip the last couple holes of golf and catch a cab or something to meet them.
is Mclane shitting us here?
Quote from: Mike D. on 02/07/07, 05:29:47 PM
Also, Dub- are you on Delta flight 1689 out of atlanta? That's what I gave as our arrival time.
yup, that's me.
And for the record, I plan on being completely wasted and in vintage form each night, however, I can ill afford to be shit canned out of my mind at 3 pm Friday or you can guarantee I will be passed out by dinner and absolutely sick to my stomach.
Quote from: rdub on 02/08/07, 09:15:04 AM
Quote from: fknmclane on 02/07/07, 09:17:15 PM
My parents/relatives don't arrive in Vegas until Saturday late morning so I may have to skip the last couple holes of golf and catch a cab or something to meet them.
is Mclane shitting us here?
Yeah, I'm hoping so. I think at this point it's fully acceptable to say "Hey, I wish we could meet up but I'm there for my buddies bachelor party and we've had this planned for months. Maybe you should have told me more than a week before this was happening. Have fun. I'll catch you next time."
He should follow this up with punching his dad in the face to show that he means business.
"Hey guys, Pretty much every moment of my weekend has been planned and I owe it to my friend to hang out with him because I'm skipping his wedding but you know what? I think I might just forgo the big steak dinner and strip clubs Saturday night because I haven't seen any of you, in what? weeks? I might be running a little late because my cunt has been bleeding worse than normal and I'll need to stop and get some sanitary napkins. Also, I seem to have sat in sand somewhere (lol, don't know how I did that) and I'll need to get some special lavender scented soap to wash out my gash."
Quote from: fkndoucheymclane
"Hey guys, Pretty much every moment of my weekend has been planned and I owe it to my friend to hang out with him because I'm skipping his wedding but you know what? I think I might just forgo the big steak dinner and strip clubs Saturday night because I haven't seen any of you, in what? weeks? I might be running a little late because my cunt has been bleeding worse than normal and I'll need to stop and get some sanitary napkins. Also, I seem to have sat in sand somewhere (lol, don't know how I did that) and I'll need to get some special lavender scented soap to wash out my gash."
ENFORCER
Quote from: rdub on 02/08/07, 10:08:09 AM
"Hey guys, Pretty much every moment of my weekend has been planned and I owe it to my friend to hang out with him because I'm skipping his wedding but you know what? I think I might just forgo the big steak dinner and strip clubs Saturday night because I haven't seen any of you, in what? weeks? I might be running a little late because my cunt has been bleeding worse than normal and I'll need to stop and get some sanitary napkins. Also, I seem to have sat in sand somewhere (lol, don't know how I did that) and I'll need to get some special lavender scented soap to wash out my gash."
:POW:
maybe the first in the history on the news board...
I went over to my bank's branch in the building across the street. I withdrew a grand and asked for $200 hundred of it in singles.
Quote from: rdub on 02/08/07, 10:58:53 AM
I went over to my bank's branch in the building across the street. I withdrew a grand and asked for $200 hundred of it in singles.
Got $200 hundred dollars from a contest at work today (not much but it's $200 hundred dollars I didn't have before.) The Saint is taking out $600 hundred dollars for me today. I also have a jury duty check for $18 dollars. So I got that going for me...which is nice.
good, sounds like everyone will have a fair of amount walking around money (save for the twins who are as broke as you'ld expect full time student, part-time jobbers)
I will have some spending cash, but apparently far less than what you fknmcRockefellers have.
the only thing that will be expensive and required will be the steakhouse (and possibly the lesbian strippers in the room)
gambling, food, booze are all discretionary.
Gambling and booze are really the only necessities. Drink enough beer and you won't be hungry.
less than 24 hours from now I will be in 70 degree weather with drink in hand.
and 15 minutes after that, my balls in the mouth of a hooker.
I say at steakhouse you play credit card roulette...Almost everyone wins!
Indeed...my meals for the weekend are going on a card.
My wallet will contain nothing but cash and my drivers license. No cards for me. I've got problems.
i split my wad into two rolls, wrapped a couple hundis around each one and then wrapped em in rubber band. I feel like Tony Soprano carrying this $ around.
transportation tomorrow (prices are per/person). Someone should give them a call and get the details. Like Mclane for instance.
Las Vegas Limousine
7:00 a.m. - 2:00 a.m.
To Strip hotels - $4.50
Downtown hotels - $6.00
Off-Strip hotels - $7.00 - $12.00
(702) 736-1419
otherwise there are plenty of vegas shuttles for around $5/person. The limo sounds cooler.
Home stretch....I'm so excited...I'm so scared...
I plan on getting dressed up a bit for our big steak dinner and visit to the titty bar on Saturday. No tie or anything but a nice button up shirt and a pair of pants. Was anyone else thinking the same thing or should I just say fuck it and where my dickies and converse?
I'll be doing the same.
Nice "going out" clothes - a sharp button up shirt, dress pants, nice shoes. I probably will do the same Friday night, just because that's how I roll in Vegas.
I'm sure you'll all be quite handsome.
jameybaxter is pulling some major league douchery. he hasn't called me today to tell me about his changed flight and whatnot and I have called and left him two messages. I am starting to get seriously pissed at the guy.
Ghey.
Anyway, I barely slept a wink last night. I was like a kid at Christmas. Kept the coworker awake half the night talking about the trip and all sorts of stuff, too. Off to pick up Mclane now!!!
Quote from: fknmclane on 02/08/07, 05:03:42 PM
I plan on getting dressed up a bit for our big steak dinner and visit to the titty bar on Saturday. No tie or anything but a nice button up shirt and a pair of pants. Was anyone else thinking the same thing or should I just say fuck it and where my dickies and converse?
you may not get in like that, these places actually still have dress codes in most cases.
I received a text early this morning from MikeD - he and mclane arrived in Vegas safely, though they are likely drunk by now...
I'm sure the flight will be the safest part of their trip. I'd probably still say that even if Mike D. were the pilot and he was blindfolded.
First pic sent to my phone..
I too recieved this message.....
Someone punch McLane in the face for me. Not too hard, just in a friendly way, but still one that expresses frustration at his sandy vagina.
And is a fkn winter hat necessary in AZ/LV??!
I wonder if anyone has thrown up yet...
Quote from: Gantry on 02/09/07, 12:35:23 PM
I wonder if anyone has thrown up yet...
Flood just did
Eat shit and die you sons of ithches. I wil kill you. Vegas can't handle Rdub and I. We are currently in the exclusivbe VIP lounge of the Bellagio. We worked some magic. RDub has spilled more Dom Perignon then you guys have drank. This trip is only getting started. My contact in Vegas is supplyiong i8llicits. You are all fucvking homos and I hope you are having a good time reading our thread pussies. Flasing tips takes care of you here. We are having our clothes dry leeaned and pressed as we speak. I made lyrical love to the VIP front desk cunt.
It has begun.
Quote from: Kane on 02/09/07, 04:37:42 PM
It has begun.
dateline: las vegas, nv.
norad just bumped up the warning level to defcon 2. i repeat, defcon 2.
I received a voice mail a short while ago, it was 20 seconds of inaudible clamoring, followed by two not-so-sober voices yelling "eat meat you pussy!" and "I fucked your mom in the asshole"
I hope I get a call.
What is the over/under on deaths directly resulting from this Vegas trip?
Quote from: JoeDirt on 02/09/07, 12:19:41 PM
And is a fkn winter hat necessary in AZ/LV??!
I think it is just a baseball hat turned around backwards.
Yeah but still, mclane's pretty stupid right?
Quote from: JoeDirt on 02/09/07, 08:24:09 PM
Yeah but still, mclane's pretty stupid right?
I hope to share a seat next to him in the world series victory parade for the Dogs in the Bathtub, I will tell you that!
You tall bastard...you had your chance!
Miked seems to be angry...
Quote from: BDawk on 02/10/07, 09:57:38 AM
Miked seems to be angry...
i think he wants to be the one to marry rdub...but who can blame him?
Somebody has to be dead...
Maybe all of them...
How selfish...no updates at all.
i got a call from rdub at about 3 AM central last night. it sounded a lot quieter where they were than where i was, which is not a good sign. it may have been a call from prison. i was in a bar and couldn't hear anything, the only word i was able to make out was "mclane"
Wow.
fknmclane HATES Mike D.
Hates.
H-A-T-E-S.
The lack of pics and updates is what makes y'all SUCK!
Worst. Bachelor party. update. ever.
What he said.
I miss my bachelor party.
That is all.
:'(
one of the twins, Nick, called me at work to tell me that he got in his first ever starhole blast with his long time girlfriend last night.
I felt like a proud father.
Was there poo on his dick?
She let him put that soup-can cock up there? Wow, she must have been gaping something fierce.
Quote from: fknmclane on 02/21/07, 03:52:58 PM
She let him put that soup-can cock up there? Wow, she must have been gaping something fierce. I know I still am.